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A tunicate: a white blobby sac-like animal with varicose purple veins and gaping orifices

Wikipedia for Tunicates: Tunicates are marine invertebrates belonging to the subphylum Tunicata (/tju:nikerta/ TEW-nih-KAY-ta). This grouping is part of the Chordata, a phylum which includes all animals with dorsal nerve cords and notochords (including vertebrates).... Despite their simple appearance and very different adult form, their close relationship to the vertebrates is certain. Both groups are chordates, as evidenced by the fact that during their mobile larval stage, tunicates possess a notochord, a hollow dorsal nerve cord, pharyngeal slits, post-anal tail, and an endostyle. They resemble a tadpole.

Some tunicates live as solitary individuals, but others replicate by budding and become colonies, 11) each unit being known as a zooid. They are marine filter feeders with a water-filled, sac-like body structure and two tubular openings, known as siphons, through which they draw in and expel water. During their respiration and feeding, they take in water through the incurrent (or inhalant) siphon and expel the filtered water through the excurrent (or exhalant) siphon. Adult ascidian tunicates are sessile, immobile and permanently attached to rocks or other hard surfaces on the ocean floor.

‘Vestigial brains’😂… maybe a throwback to our distant chordate sponge-cousins the Tunicates🪸, who as children have brains and can navigate the world, but then regress and become sessile filter-feeding gasbags 💬attached to rocks or some similar concept

Spirit halloween “former gifted child” Nothing included When people ask “what are you supposed to be” answer “i was supposed to be a lot of things”

I am declaring war on 82% of bluesky with this

Article I, Section 9, Clause 8:

“no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.”

From a dear comrade who was kind enough to let me share their video.

Veterans stage a sit-in on the US Capitol steps and say, “Military off our streets!” Hell yeah!

I Made A Thunderstorm To Ruin Trump’s Stupid Birthday Parade No Kings!

The Army is saying that Donold's Military Parade may be cancelled since I'm lining up thunderstorms for the DC area this weekend.

SMITE!

Marines illegally detaining US citizen

Trump’s regime forces, marines in Los Angeles breaking their oaths, have detained their first US civilian identified as Marcos Leao, 27, an Army veteran on his way to an office of the Department of Veterans Affairs when he accidentally crossed a yellow tape boundary. #3E #StopICE

We’re at war with Iran, Trump’s gone into hiding, nobody will tell us our objectives, plan or end game, our Sec of Defense is a useless dipshit, our Sec of State lied about it, our DNI loves the leader of Iran’s greatest ally, & tomorrow we’re having a parade for Trump’s bday.

God is literally going to send down Noaesque levels of rain on Trump's Birthday Parade.

Pope Leo is mobilizing priests to federal courts Monday to stand in solidarity with migrants making their required immigration court appearances…

God vs. ICE 😎✨

Hey, Trump! It’s gonna be partly sunny and 68° tomorrow in San Diego for the No Kings march. How’s the weather for your thing lookin?

US Veterans peacefully protesting Trump’s military birthday parade arrested at Capitol Hill. This is the moment a 80+ year old US veteran is taken away in handcuffs for practicing his 1st Amendment right. #3E #NoKings #NoKingsProtests (🎥 @gregjstoker.bsky.social )

ICE racially profiles Native Americans, the People of the First Nation, the real citizens of America!

They look as if they regret pulling these wonderful ladies over. They get an earful.

Please share this everywhere.

This is shameful.

If you smell smoke, maybe it’s the Reichstag

Many indeed. But I know a guy who gave nothing:

Pete Hesgeth — who wants to rename the Navy ship that honors Medgar Evers, a WWII veteran who landed on Omaha Beach — is using that same beach for a photo op in which he promises we will “never forget” the veterans there.

What an unbelievable asshole.

DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas?

LUTNICK: Generally 10%

DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%

LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff

DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America

Dean: When did we have a trade surplus?

Lutnick: About 100 years ago

Dean: It was the Great Depression.

I apologize to the world that we made the most ignorant MF on the planet our president. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Good Christ. Trump seemed to think the chancellor of Germany considered the end of WWII a sad day somehow. Merz had to explain, no, America liberated us from the Nazis, dipshit. That was a good thing, you absolute fucking moron.

I paraphrase only slightly.

Throuples never work out.

It’s like veep but much much much stupider

I hope this isn’t just aspirational.

Accidentally In Love Counting Crows · Accidentally In Love · Song · 2004

they WROTE THIS SONG FOR SHREK