monsieur marcel

monsieur marcel

@mechanicalmeat.bsky.social

artist, hockey player, programmer

903 Followers 572 Following 469 Posts Joined May 2023
1 day ago

glad you're ok, johnny!

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4 days ago
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Nine Inch Nails at honda center.

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1 week ago

no worries! if you have a cardboard box lying around that could work, temporarily or permanently. that's where my pencils n pens live now.

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1 week ago
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desktop PC build finished! after languishing for years due primarily to lack of time. thanks to my longtime friend for donating some components.

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1 week ago

due to current gas prices, i'm gonna need you to get out of my car and into my dreams.

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2 weeks ago

wild guess that's probably wrong: is the left hand more often in the sun while you're driving?

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1 month ago

Doctor: ok, so your echocardiogram results are in

Me: is it...

Doctor: yes, I'm afraid we found that the Groove has made it's way into your heart

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2 months ago

I just moved into a Marie condo. I get home and all my shit is in the dumpster.

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3 weeks ago

ode to a 7-11 hot dog

rollers of gleaming, well-oiled steel
keep you warm until i'm ready to peel

a dollar or two off my fat stack
for you: my beloved, post-apocalyptic snack

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3 weeks ago

i dunno but i think there's low engagement because it's a holiday.

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1 month ago

they're shitty for doing that to you. i'm sorry.

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1 month ago

same question back to you!

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1 month ago

i wear plenty of black. i don't enjoy calling attention to myself.

i also do it to honor Johnny Cash's reason for doing so: Mr Cash wore black as a symbol of solidarity with the downtrodden, the poor, prisoners, and the forgotten.

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1 month ago

sorry that happened. it's a good plan to take time for yourself and to be there for others.

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1 month ago

during a recent move i misplaced an important document. guess who found it today! let's just say, the universe provides. i treated myself to a cheeseburger, and whoo-boy was it delicious.

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1 month ago
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a man with a mustache is shown with the words done & done behind him Alt: a man with a mustache is shown with the words done & done behind him
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1 month ago

an inauguration,
a swearing-in, if you will or won't;
a veritable public service anointment.

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1 month ago
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a man with red hair and a beard is standing in the woods Alt: if, in the woods, robert redford nods; and nobody else is around to see it, did it really happen?
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1 month ago

we'll add that to the queue!

next up, and of a slightly higher priority:

"HBO Max" is becoming "HBO to the Max".

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1 month ago

#til Pillbugs (often called "roly-polies" or woodlice) are...

... detritivores, meaning they primarily eat decaying organic matter like rotting leaves, mulch, and damp wood.

... crustaceans, not insects, and they breathe through gill-like structures. They require high humidity to survive.

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1 month ago

your honor, if it please the court; i strangled that man because he kept telling me to eat more protein.

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1 month ago

preferred toppings: mushroom, olive, sausage; but i'm flexible as long as the wine's flowing

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1 month ago
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a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera . Alt: a close up of a chihuahua's face, the dog is crying

ok i'm getting a little verklempt

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1 month ago

oooh it's cozy in here :)

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1 month ago

a velvety Pinot Noir

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1 month ago

I need for the Liberty Mutual commercials to have a Fight Club-esque reveal that there never was a Limu Emu, Doug was hallucinating him the whole time.

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1 month ago

πŸ‘ a dual-marketing strategy also benefiting a variety of hallucinogenics

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1 month ago

indeed! thank you very much for the kind words of support 😊

i agree these are fun. i'll endeavor to draw more and post them.

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1 month ago

you've perfectly capture her and especially the expression of her yearning for something to possibly be inserted there.

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