monsieur marcel

wild guess that's probably wrong: is the left hand more often in the sun while you're driving?

Doctor: ok, so your echocardiogram results are in

Me: is it...

Doctor: yes, I'm afraid we found that the Groove has made it's way into your heart

I just moved into a Marie condo. I get home and all my shit is in the dumpster.

ode to a 7-11 hot dog

rollers of gleaming, well-oiled steel
keep you warm until i'm ready to peel

a dollar or two off my fat stack
for you: my beloved, post-apocalyptic snack

i dunno but i think there's low engagement because it's a holiday.

they're shitty for doing that to you. i'm sorry.

same question back to you!

i wear plenty of black. i don't enjoy calling attention to myself.

i also do it to honor Johnny Cash's reason for doing so: Mr Cash wore black as a symbol of solidarity with the downtrodden, the poor, prisoners, and the forgotten.

sorry that happened. it's a good plan to take time for yourself and to be there for others.

during a recent move i misplaced an important document. guess who found it today! let's just say, the universe provides. i treated myself to a cheeseburger, and whoo-boy was it delicious.

an inauguration,
a swearing-in, if you will or won't;
a veritable public service anointment.

we'll add that to the queue!

next up, and of a slightly higher priority:

"HBO Max" is becoming "HBO to the Max".

#til Pillbugs (often called "roly-polies" or woodlice) are...

... detritivores, meaning they primarily eat decaying organic matter like rotting leaves, mulch, and damp wood.

... crustaceans, not insects, and they breathe through gill-like structures. They require high humidity to survive.

your honor, if it please the court; i strangled that man because he kept telling me to eat more protein.

preferred toppings: mushroom, olive, sausage; but i'm flexible as long as the wine's flowing

a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera . Alt: a close up of a chihuahua's face, the dog is crying

ok i'm getting a little verklempt

oooh it's cozy in here :)

a velvety Pinot Noir

I need for the Liberty Mutual commercials to have a Fight Club-esque reveal that there never was a Limu Emu, Doug was hallucinating him the whole time.

👏 a dual-marketing strategy also benefiting a variety of hallucinogenics

indeed! thank you very much for the kind words of support 😊

i agree these are fun. i'll endeavor to draw more and post them.

you've perfectly capture her and especially the expression of her yearning for something to possibly be inserted there.

thank you so much, Little Miss Whiny

i'd be flattered if you creeped

that's very kind of you and you may live to regret saying that

i've got a few more!

hahah thank you