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Hell yeah, Scrooge McD is topical. Think of the class warfare possibilities. If I were running the company I’d make a movie with an updated Patty Hearst-style transformation for Scrooge.
Thanks to President Trump’s epic fury, our brave merchant mariners now have the opportunity to be incinerated for the honor of Temu and Exxon. 🫡 🇺🇸
My husband took a video of a snail munching on a tiny flower in our backyard. I feel like I could eliminate all my anxieties if I could just hang with this guy for half an hour every day. His default setting is transcendental meditation.
Fascinating. So you think they deliberately gave him a visible crotch lump to support the cryptic theme of early sexual development? It looks like a real package to me, but I guess failing to put him in a dancer’s belt (a la Mikhail Baryshnikov) is essentially the same thing.
Yeah I saw Labyrinth in the theater nine times (divorced weekend dad) and I wasn’t remotely traumatized by his crotch. Partly because I’d been to the ballet, and partly because flaccid penises aren’t inherently upsetting. I don’t think I even noticed it until a VHS rewatch years later.
College party: My bro & I got VERY high and wanted to share w/everyone. So we taped trash bags to a bathroom door and secured a PVC pipe to a hole in the airtight covering. We blazed in the bathroom. Everyone took hits off the bathroom, like a huge bong. We never even thought to just pass a joint.
I just watched that! Great quote. But I swear, Trump & Co. make Hunt, Liddy, McCord, et al look like the Ocean’s 11 guys.
This American era is made for polishing off a bottle of wine on a Tuesday afternoon. 🍷 Right behind you, my friend.
If you don’t already know why it’s a big deal, my response would serve no good purpose. I have no appetite for an argument.
Continuing the long tradition of foods you only consume on a dare. Choke it down with this jellied bouillon & frankfurters.
Look at that list. I think maybe you should recalibrate your understanding of what “Democrat“ means.
“I’ll have what she’s having.”
What is your source for this information? I’ve searched online and I’ve only found it on a handful of very sketchy sites.
starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.
hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes
In light of Trump’s totally avoidable oil crisis I’m really glad we have 8 full gas cans, filled for our generator in case of another Texas winter grid outage, a different but also totally avoidable crisis created by right-wing psychos with all the foresight of a squirrel racing towards headlights.
If there’s a god, she wasn’t just being silly. Please let her believe it’s actually pronounced meek-roh-WAHV-ay and then spread the good word to the people of earth.
What’s one of your ultimate comfort movies? #filmsky
The Score (2001)
That was such a killer ode to Joe Spinell.
Fascinating theory. But if Platner were truly a right-wing mole, wouldn’t he stay far away from white nationalist podcasts? Thoroughly wipe his online history? Would he let his Nazi tat be photographed? These scandals have damaged his leftist cred. If he’s a plant it’s an absurdly sloppy operation.
Networks are just two computers passing the same packets back and forth while saying "Exaaaaaactly"
This looks like one of those Lisa Frank Trapper Keepers from the 80s. A collector’s item from Lisa’s suicidal ideation phase.
How can I not like a Gene Wilder gif, even at my own expense
I love retvrn dipshit mad libs.
Nah, it was plainly legible. These are just deeply hypervigilant times. Leftists are constantly scanning the perimeter for new threats, understandably. But false positives are causing unnecessary, energy-draining conflicts.
Yeah I came to mention our takedown of Milošović, which was a moral necessity. But we had to be shamed into that one too, by NATO and Tony Blair. And it was over so quickly that most people who weren’t adults at the time don’t even know about it.
For the sake of total honesty, here’s the report I read.
www.houstonpublicmedia.org/articles/new...
Maybe I misinterpreted the article, or read a very early version of the report. I thought the courts ordered the polls to remain open but tally the late votes separately. Considering that the TX GOP wants JC to win, I assumed chicanery in her favor. Totally agree the county voting system is fucked.
Yes. Texans (and Americans) are starved for authenticity. Talarico wouldn’t stand a chance here if he didn’t exude authenticity. He’s the antithesis of Trump. Maybe it’s an act but, after observing him closely for a few years, I’m not getting that vibe (and I’m quite cynical). He’ll win the general.
True, but even more importantly, Dallas County polling locations were ordered to remain open two hours later because hundreds of people lined up after the voting deadline. The Texas Supreme Court ordered the polls to let them vote, probably because that’s Crockett country and the GOP wants her.
