The Longest Johns - NEW TOUR 2026

A photo taken inside a fairly cramped structure, where you can see Robbie wearing largely dark clothing giving a manic grin to the camera. Next to him is a wooden crate, and nearby is a barrel. Then in the background you can see Abbie holding a camera, then Florin and Andy also looking like they're discussing secret video filming plans!

Well, with a new album (being Kickstarted, check it out - www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...) comes new videos, like the one this little behind-the-scenes shot is from!

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IMPORTANT REMINDER!
Our Ends of the Earth tour starts in May which means time is running out for you to get tickets!
www.thelongestjohns.com/live

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Well in some very exciting news… our version of this song features in the movie, Mother's Pride, which releases THIS FRIDAY (6th March 2026). We hope you enjoy this fun little romp, and go check out… Whiskey in the Jar | The Longest Johns

👏Hey look👏 It's our version of Whiskey in the Jar, WHICH you can also catch if you go and see Mother's Pride this Friday (6th of March)! Give it a listen here then go do that!
youtu.be/HpYmD0ZEUhA

#TheLongestJohns #MothersPride #WhiskeyInTheJar #FolkMusic #Movies

An image cropped from the End of the Earth artwork (once more, by the supremely talented James Stokoe), showing a friendly little hippo guy, covered in barnacles, looking across from the right, one eye visible while the other might be glancing out to the distance where a spindly lighthouse sits atop a rocky island, on the horizon. Sat in the skies, amidst billowing clouds and flocks of birds, is the text "NOT LONG TO GO!"

TIME IS RUNNING OUT!
We're under two weeks to the close of the Kickstarter for our next album, so you haven't long left to back it! Head on through now and have a browse!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...

#TheLongestJohns #Kickstarter #NewMusic #FolkMusic #IndependentArtist

A casual selfie taken outside Studio 1C in Cardiff, for the Radio 4 Saturday Live broadcast, where Andy, Robbie, and JD are lined up with host Adrian Chiles, everyone looking happy to be there!

HUGE thanks once more to Saturday Live on Radio 4 for haivng us in for a bit of a sing and a chat! Love to do it again sometime! And if you liked what you heard and want more, just head to our site!

#TheLongestJohns #Radio4 #AdrianChiles #Shanties

A screenshot of the BBC Radio 4 page for Saturday Live (hosted by Adrian Chiles), showing the details for the upcoming broadcast on Saturday morning (28th February, 9am). It reads as follows: Maggie Aderin-Pocock, Shipwreck Hunting, Sea Shanties, and the Inheritance Tracks of Mike Wozniak. Sea Shanties is outlined in red FOR SOME REASON, HM.

We're a normal amount of excited to head on over to Radio 4 tomorrow morning and have a chat with the one and only Adrian Chiles (there will, of course, be some songs too)! Get your radios tuned in for 9am!

#TheLongestJohns #Radio4 #AdrianChiles #SaturdayLive #Shanties

A tour poster showing upcoming dates for the TLJ Canada tour. It shows the Ends of the Earth cartoon artwork (depicting a tropical island on the back of a giant crocodile, strewn with various other animals such as hippos, snakes, and manatees, and towering rickety structures as signs of habitation). The dates are as follows: July 2026 Fri 03 - Westben Arts Festival, Campbellford, Ontario Sat 04 - Mariposa Folk Festival Sun 05 - Mariposa Folk Festival Wed 08 - Lee's Palace, Toronto Thu 09 - Ottawa BluesFest Fri 10 - Beanfield, Montreal

Tickets are LIVE for our gigs in east Canada! There's six dates
Come see us at
Westben Arts Festival, Campbellford
Mariposa Folk Festival, Orillia (x2)
Lee's Palace, Toronto
Ottawa BluesFest, Ottawa
and Beanfield Theatre, Montreal
www.thelongestjohns.com/live

#TheLongestJohns #Canada #LiveMusic

A stock image of an absurdly beautiful long-haired cat. Its fur is mostly white, with tabby/ginger splotches on its ears (a little on the right, more on the left running down to its eye and cheek). and bright blue eyes, looking straight at the camera/you. One paw is resting casually on a little arch made of wood, and its chin is positioned on top. Also visible in the bottom right is what appears to be a lone back foot, showing some very good toebeans and fluff.

Hello Longest Johns video-enjoyers! Ordinarily we'd have a new video for you today BUT due to a cool little thing next week (and no other reason), we'll have it for you then instead! Enjoy this unrelated stock image of a cat.
Also plz buy tour tickets and back the Kickstarter!

#TheLongestJohns #Cat

A tour poster showing upcoming dates for the TLJ Canada tour. It shows the Ends of the Earth cartoon artwork (depicting a tropical island on the back of a giant crocodile, strewn with various other animals such as hippos, snakes, and manatees, and towering rickety structures as signs of habitation). The dates are as follows: July 2026 Fri 03 - Westben Arts Festival, Campbellford, Ontario Sat 04 - Mariposa Folk Festival Sun 05 - Mariposa Folk Festival Wed 08 - Lee's Palace, Toronto Thu 09 - Ottawa BluesFest Fri 10 - Beanfield, Montreal

We're coming to east Canada this July!
There's shows at
Westben Arts Festival, Campbellford
Mariposa Folk Festival
Lee's Palace, Toronto
Ottaway Bluesfest
and Beanfield, Montreal!

Tickets go on sale on Thursday, so make your plans and we'll see you then!

#TheLongestJohns #Canada #Tour #LiveMusic

Festival poster for Ottawa BluesFest, running from July 9th to 19th, showing a wealth of talent performing throughout. There's too many to list here, but we suggest you go check out their site for the full rundown! TLJ are performing on July 9th.

Just announced today, we're coming to Ottawa BluesFest in July! Presale starts tomorrow, so get your plans MADE!
Now you may be noticing a bit of a trend in these locations, so give it, ooh.. about 15 minutes and check back?

#TheLongestJohns #Canada #Ottawa #LiveMusic

A screengrab from the Season 1 opening of the popular Canadian comedy TV show Letterkenny, showing the character Wayne in a checked shirt and jeans, stood next to a dog, in front of a barn, framed in the open doorway. Above him is the text "a couple shanty singers came up the produce stand the other day". This is simply just a reference to Letterkenny as a means to make a connection with our Canadian friends, there is no greater TV-show-related connection here for you to read into.

Hey 🍁Canada🍁! How're you now? Feel like some good TLJ-shaped news? Well this isn't that, BUT we should have something pretty cool for you ooh, say.. tomorrow?

#TheLongestJohns #Canada #EoTE #LiveMusic

Nothing to announce yet...

A festival poster for the Mariposa Folk Festival, taking place from July 3rd to 5th 2026, in Orillia, Ontario. It shows an extensive lineup of artists, including The Longest Johns, but since there's so many to list here I'll just give you a few from the top and advise you to go check out their site for a complete listing. There's - Father John Misty, Sharon Van Ette & The Attachment Theory, St. Paul & the Broken Bons, Steve Earle, Billy Bragg, Ocie Elliott, Taj Mahal & The Phantom Blues Band

More good news! ONTARIO! We'll be heading your way in July to play at MARIPOSA FOLK FESTIVAL! Please treat yourselves to some tickets over at mariposafolk.com

#TheLongestJohns #MariposaFolkFest #LiveMusic #GoodNews #Canada

A poster for the upcoming 'Ends of the Earth' tour from The Longest Johns. It shows Robbie, Andy, and JD arranged against a luscious verdant backdrop of tropical-looking foliage. Robbie is crouched down in a colourful shirt, holding a camera. Andy has a hat on and a dark blue shirt with a picture of feathers on it, and JD is wearing a swanky green suit whilst reclining in an armchair. Behind Robbie is what appears to be some kind of wooden cabinet, with an old timey wireless radio on top. There is also a lamp in the background. The tour dates are as follows: May 2026 Fri 08 - Dublin, Academy Sat 09 - Belfast, The Limelight 2 Mon 11 - Liverpool, O2 Academy Tue 12 - Lancaster, Kanteena Wed 13 - Glasgow, Old Fruit Market Fri 15 - Newcastle, Old Fruit Shop Sat 16 - Manchester, Academy 2 Sun 17 - Leeds, Irish Centre Tue 19 - Oxford, O2 Academy Wed 20 - Cardiff, Tramshed Fri 22 - Exeter, Phoenix Mon 25 - Southampton, the 1865 Tue 26 - Cambridge, Junction Wed 27 - London, O2 Shepherds Bush Empire Thu 28 - Nottingham, Rock City Sat 30 - Bristol, Beacon

Brighten up your dreary February by giving yourself something to look forward to in May! We've still got tickets for our Ends of the Earth UK tour, and we want to see you there!
www.thelongestjohns.com/live

#TheLongestJohns #LiveMusic #UKTour #FolkMusic #IndependentArtist

We're very happy to announce THE GREAT EMU TOUR, our first australian tour ever!!

Make sure to come say hi if we come near you, we'll have plenty of music and dancing ready for you.

A crop of the Ends of the Earth stylish cartoon album artwork (thanks again James Stokoe!). It shows a hippopotamus in the water, facing away, mouth open as if roaring or, in this context, perhaps shouting suggestions towards the island which is in fact a GIANT CROCODILE (or alligator, I do not know), recognisable mainly by its large eye gazing sleepily back outward. In the middle also are two question marks and an exclamation point, to illustrate that this is a request for feedback!

As the Kickstarter keeps ticking along, a question for you: what (realistic) stretch goals would you like to see? We've a couple ideas bouncing around, but we're open to other suggestions of fun rewards for pushing the total higher
www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...

#TheLongestJohns #KKickstarter

A photo of a sign on a merch desk at Incider Festival, saying "one t-shirt is the equivalent to 11,000 streams on Spotify. Band merchandise is the most direct way of supporting an artist."

A crop of the Ends of the Earth album artwork, showing a red boat with a big, horizontal white stripe around it, docked up at a fairly rustic-looking port.

Saw this sign on the merch desk at Incider Festival (thanks again for having us!), and thought we'd share it on! It's good to know how important your support is, and how much it means to artists ❤️

#TheLongestJohns #SupportArtists #IndependentMusic

Shouting hippo is back! The excitable, open-mouthed cartoon hippo, roaring into the void, has some information from the Kickstarter in its open mouth! It says "£52,645 pledged of the £50,000 goal. 924 backers. 29 days to go." Above its head is a green Kickstarter banner saying 'Just funded'. Once again I have to give time to say just how good the artwork is for this album, the detail is incredible and the personality on the expressions of each of the animals is so good.

You've done it! Guess that means you're getting an album and cool merch.. and we'll see if we can come up with some fun stretch goals! Thank you so much for the support, do keep checking in, and please keep telling your friends ❤️
www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...

#TheLongestJohns #NewAlbum

COME AND SEE US AT OUR SHOWS THEY'RE VERY COOL AND YOU WILL HAVE A FUN TIME
www.thelongestjohns.com/live

#TheLongestJohns #Gigs #LiveMusic #Tour #FolkMusic

The Ends of the Earth kickstarter is well underway, the UK tour in May is on sale, and many more tours will be being announced and going on sale real soon! Come join us as we sing you lots of songs,… Streaming John Malkovich | The Longest Johns Singing Stream

It's almost time for the singing stream! Come on by the Youtube in an hour to hear songs, chat, and whatever else usually happens: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HYO...

#TheLongestJohns #Youtube #FolkMusic #Livestream #LiveMusic

Don't worry I'll do this one legibly. A photoshopped thumbnail image of the artwork for the film Being John Malkovich, which would ordinarily show a crowd of people all holding up pictures of the actor John Malkovich's face in front of their own. Except here, they're (mostly) all holding up Andy's face instead, apart from two who are holding up Robbie and JD's faces, respectively. At the bottom is the text 'Streaming John Malkovich', because we decided a while back that we'd title streams after popular films except replace a word in them with the word 'stream'. It's not particularly clever, but it makes us laugh. Sorry for the inscrutable main post.

Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich! Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HYO...

#Malkovich #Malkovich #Malkovich #Malkovich #Malkovich

YouTube video by Richviper995 Touhou Project Animation | Kogasa hammer and anvil song

here is a paper cutout animation i made
youtu.be/YKEs5GlJogw?...
#touhou #touhouproject #kogasa #papercutout #animation
the song used is hammer and anvil by @thelongestjohns.bsky.social

A show poster for Sean Dagher performing at The Jam Jar in Bristol on the 10th of March (with support from Kale Deane). At the top, beside his name, is a minimalist logo showing a pair of glasses and his trademark bushy horseshoe-shaped moustache. Sean himself is seen in a purple-toned photo, playing a bouzouki and pointing skyward. Other info on the poster - Doors 7:30pm, £10 entry, all ages (under 14s must be accompanied by an adult)

A photo of Sean performing on a stage, again playing a bouzouki and singing into the mic. He's wearing a black shirt and flat cap.

Our favourite moustachioed, shanty singing, bottle chucking Canadian is gracing our shores soon with a show in Bristol on March 10th. Go get your tickets here! - hdfst.uk/e147827

#SeanDagher #Legend #LiveMusic #Bristol

A collage of all eight images for the pieces, assembled around the central completed coin, except here the coin is mostly concealed behind the aqua-coloured logo for Bandcamp. There's a lot to describe here, but the coin itself is a golden disc with a stylised skull in the middle, around which are arranged eight different images that depict the different titles and themes of the various pieces. There's a whale, a tavern, mountains, a cave, a lighthouse, tentacles.. and a couple of others that I'm not sure how to describe! The eight coin segments are shown on different backgrounds such as sand, a table with cards, a map, a pan, a cave, salt, blue scales, and purple tentacles.

It's #BandcampFriday (when Bandcamp waive their share and pass the funds directly on to artists)! We're looking forward to Ends of the Earth, but if you've been waiting to fill out your collection, today's a great day to support music!
thelongestjohns.bandcamp.com

#TheLongestJohns #IndependentMusic

Help us fund our new album and merch, and get your hands on new stuff at the earliest convenience!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...

#TheLongestJohns #Kickstarter #FolkMusic #NewAlbum #NewMusic

Have you given a listen to White Squall by the mighty Stan Rogers yet? Hop on over to youtube and check it out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVnR...

#TheLongestJohns #StanRogers #Winter #FolkMusic

A poster for the upcoming 'Ends of the Earth' tour from The Longest Johns. It shows Robbie, Andy, and JD arranged against a luscious verdant backdrop of tropical-looking foliage. Robbie is crouched down in a colourful shirt, holding a camera. Andy has a hat on and a dark blue shirt with a picture of feathers on it, and JD is wearing a swanky green suit whilst reclining in an armchair. Behind Robbie is what appears to be some kind of wooden cabinet, with an old timey wireless radio on top. There is also a lamp in the background. The tour dates are as follows: May 2026 Fri 08 - Dublin, Academy Sat 09 - Belfast, The Limelight 2 Mon 11 - Liverpool, O2 Academy Tue 12 - Lancaster, Kanteena Wed 13 - Glasgow, Old Fruit Market Fri 15 - Newcastle, Old Fruit Shop Sat 16 - Manchester, Academy 2 Sun 17 - Leeds, Irish Centre Tue 19 - Oxford, O2 Academy Wed 20 - Cardiff, Tramshed Fri 22 - Exeter, Phoenix Mon 25 - Southampton, the 1865 Tue 26 - Cambridge, Junction Wed 27 - London, O2 Shepherds Bush Empire Thu 28 - Nottingham, Rock City Sat 30 - Bristol, Beacon

ENDS OF THE EARTH TOUR!
Reminder that THIS MAY we are coming to
Dublin
Belfast
Liverpool
Lancaster
Glasgow
Newcastle
Manchester
Leeds
Oxford
Cardiff
Exeter
Southampton
Cambridge
London
Nottingham
and Bristol
and want to see YOU there!
www.thelongestjohns.com/live

#TheLongestJohns #LiveMusic #Gigs

A close-up, highly-detailed image of the cartoon hippopotamus from the Ends of the Earth album artwork. It is purplish/pink in colour, with a mottled, gnarly skin and yellow eye staring out off into the distance. Ears pointed up, and with a collection of tiny seabirds on its snout. Its facial expression seems like one of confused contentment. That head may be empty, or it could be thinking of a breakfast either remembered or still to come.

What is he thinking🤔
(aside from 'yes, I should go check out that album Kickstarter - www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...)

#TheLongestJohns #FolkMusic #EotE #Kickstarter #NewMusic

You're welcome! Doesn't feel good to ignore people

And likewise that's completely understandable, and sorry to bring bad news