Eric Saeger, Obscure Author & Rate-Limited Goblin

Do you think MAGAs ever wake up from naps and go "JFC, it is truly amazing what a totally gullible friggin imbecile I am?"

Europe begins its slow retreat from US dependence The EU aims to reduce reliance on America in areas such as technology, energy, payments and defense. That will take some time.

ALLIES RUN FROM U.S. COOPERATION
Isolationism and bravado chase off our long standing business allies across Europe.
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Well maybe it was a Tuesday 🤔

We've totally been without any representation whatsoever since Nixon made all congressional roll votes public. Congress votes to impress their lobbyists, never their constituents.

“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”

Happening now, useful Fox idiot Taibbi discussing the "legalities" of Trump's new UAE/crypto mega-grift. One commenter even noted "Whether it's legal or not, it's not great that the first response to the reporter accusing Trump of being a crook is to say 'Yeah, but the Bidens are crooks too.'"
JFC.

Here is BRETT RATNER, the scumbag director for the film "Melania " ...
All cozy with Epstein and an unidentified teenage child

#EpsteinFiles
SO MANY VILE SCUMBAGS and this one a friend of PEDO POTUS and his "SweetPea" wife as Ghislaine Maxwell likes to call her

We Stand With the Victims

Chapter 1: The Hidden Beneath The Hidden Podcast Episode · Killer In The Code · S1 E1 · 31m

Am i the only one floored by the revelation that the Black Dahlia killer may also be the Zodiac? 😱🤯
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Ha ha, some poor sap in Australia went to the Melania movie 😂

I think I heard they're walking that one back. Talk about stupid.

So you figured out that I'm a rascal, everyone's sooo impressed

So fucking what? Is Kristi Noem going to bring a team of unemployable rednecks over to Homan's house and shoot him in the back ten times because there's video of him taking a $50,000 cash bribe from an undercover agent in 2024?

Twitter post critical of new Wuthering Heights movie

Hollywood has always been part of all the problems, with their craven political cowardice, symbiotic relationship with the military, and Epstein island apathy. Wait til foreign filmmakers perfect AI facial animation and sync it with great dialog readings. You won't miss Jason Statham or Kevin Hart.

Ha ha, look at this, 38 clams from Zuck for getting in on that class action privacy-invasion lawsuit a few years ago, it's actually legitimate, I just threw it at the cable bill and it took! 🤣🤣🤣😹

JFC, I'll worry about "left-wing fascist violence" when I see an army of Humanities undergrads in kitty hats driving around downtown Arlington, Texas in rainbow-painted Humvees, beating up any redneck who shows up with a gun. Get a fuckin grip, Hitler would have run as a Republican.

TMZ sucks up to Trump with big-font headline touting his positive reception at championship game in Miami, a shithole state whose cities have 287(g) agreements with ICE that allow local law enforcement officers to act as ICE agents. The orange loon reposted it on Truth Social of course.

After *yet another* ICE murder of a protester that was caught on film, Republican nitwits are getting a completely false, entirely different story than literally every other person on the planet. Seriously, they're as brain-damaged as flat earthers. Unbelievable.

"[They] voted for more brutalization of our neighbors, more kidnapping of our children, more trampling of our rights, and more murder from this government. The House had a clear opportunity today to impose meaningful restrictions on ICE and Border Patrol, and it failed."

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"We are not amused," growled the Dementor, as Snape and Bellatrix fucked and fucked.

No denying it, Matt Taibbi is a right-wing douche. He reposts Trump's Truth Social bullshit more often than Rudy Giuliani does. Just... pathetic.

Matt Taibbi, who thinks having Twitter being taken over by racists makes a good balance to Bluesky, and has no fucking clue that Nostr will never be part of the Fediverse so it's stupid to take it seriously for one fucking second?

"The bus isn't being driven over a cliff by a chimpanzee who wants to get all the bananas! It *isn't*!"

Jfc this country gets more hilarious every second: They're sending ICE to make sure people don't start merengue-dancing or something during the Super Bowl halftime show. 🤣

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Totally man, when have we heard from Pedophile Serial Killers Against Flesh-Eating Bacteria Prevention Research? Never, that's when!

We talked before about how it was massively stupid for Gavin Newsom to bring Ben Shapiro - perennial winner of the Most Punchable Face On Planet Earth award - onto his pathetic show. Lots of clips making the rounds, here's one of the worst.

Instant classic, Natalie may have blown it with the Israel support but you have to admit she's still got it.
What do I think? The ICE thing is a Miller invention and the old pedo rubber-stamped it just to energize his racist base (you know, Republicans). Greenland is just Epstein distraction.

*burp* Wait, I've got one guys: If the ICE Notskis are so worried about illegal immigrants working at Target, maybe they should round up Target's board members and C-suite "workers" and waterboard them until they confess, you know? No?

You knew it was coming: Non-MAGA normies start taking cues from anti-fascist/anti-racist militant groups and arm themselves, so right-wing cowards start having a real deep think about the 2nd Amendment. Sorry Eric, guys like you and your "tough guy" Jake Lang bought the ticket, enjoy the ride. 😊

Fuck Byron Donalds, fuck ICE, arrest everyone who works for the agency.