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a comic titled “what would it be like if Jesus came back today?” The first panel shows Jesus standing on a bombed-out street. Several drones are flying into the distance. Jesu says, “do unto others as you would have them d” the text is partially obscured by an american bomb. the remaining panels are blank.

a comic titled “what would it be like if Jesus came back today?” The text “— and he was born American” is added in red. In the first panel, Jesus with a hamburger is standing on a city street. He says, “do unto others as you would have them do unt-“ he is cut off as four operatives with guns and mismatched tactical gear tackle him. One tells, “DOWN ON THe GROUND ASSHOLE!!!” A drone circled overhead and an unmarked van pulls up. “STOP RESISTING” one of the masked men yells at Jesu who is already on the ground with his hands behind his back. More men, drones, and vans arrive. Finally, the scene is mostly obscured by vans and masked men jumping out of them. From back where Jesu was being held, multiple gunshots ring out.

a comic titled “what would it be like if Jesus came back today?” The text “— and he was born AS A WHITE American” is added in red. Jesu stands on the city street with a burger. “Do unto— uh—“ he says. He sits on the burb and eats th burger hurriedly. “Shit, need to finish this before my next shift.” he also has a cigarette and is distracted looking at an assortment of things on his phone. He gets up and heads inside the building. “I shouldn’t have bought that burger now how am I going to pay rent”

a comic titled “what would it be like if Jesus came back today?” The text “— and he was born as a RICH white American” has been added in red. Jesus, shaved and in a suit but still with a burger, stands by the window inside of a skyscraper. “do…” he says, “…you ever feel like you’ve changed so much about yourself in pursuit of wealth that you’ve lost what makes ‘you’ you?” He sighs and looks out the window while eating the burger. From behind him, someone says, “Mr. Christ your private helicopter to rich pedophile island has arrived.” “Ok,” says Jesus. He is gone in the final panel and a helicopter is flying away in the background. He appears to have smeared the remains of his burger on the window before leaving.

a quick comic about jesus

Bush started ICE, but it was during the Obama years when they signed the contracts with local law enforcement, instituted Secure Communities/Priority Enforcement Program and 287(g), and set the norm of ICE as an unaccountable agency being written blank checks every fiscal year.

Screenshot of the large "NFL Playoffs" button on the Bluesky sidebar

i can only read this as an extremely funny brute force attempt by staff to prove to the normies that they can have conversations on here about things other than "share if you agree there's a CHEETO in the WHITE HOUSE"

beautiful women named severe weather alert keep messaging me

I found my old ass 3ds after looking for it forever and booted up New Leaf and omg I feel so bad I ABANDONED THEM 💔

Also after my character walked out and I remembered this game legally requires you to be white I looked if there were any mods that could let you change your skintone and there just aren't any ig.. Dies. Dies dead

why i cant even touch the game anymore like wdym I have to be WHITE 😭

One of my favourite running bits me & my gf have is making pyro draw a character from memory when he misremembers them. Thats how we ended up with “the Grubber” which was him trying to remember Grimace from McDonald’s. Delighted to welcome Chroma Magnum to the island of dipshit toys

my tuoys

Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now.

ICE is a domestic terrorist group and should be treated as one

Scientific research of gender transition has been stuck on "should these people be allowed to transition" for 50 years, so we don't know shit about how transitioning actually works.

This is why "listen to the parents" is a terrible alternative to listening to transphobic politicians btw. They're often on the same side. Listen to trans kids!

Edited "wow, cool robot!" meme. A girl in a cat ear hoodie fires a shot from a gun that arcs gracefully over the head of a crudely drawn face. The shot is labelled "Nichole is a huge bitch for no reason" The face is saying "Wow!! Repression and toxic online communities with malicious incentive structures cause people to do horrible things!"

ranked competitive breast growth (2025)

INSANE???????

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 5 OF READING DOA

HELLO FROM HALO HEAD #553

(this is part of an ongoing comic series! HFHH is an irreverent, allegorical comedy that explores the multitudes of a person's response to trauma. i call it a "traumedy" ;) see my bio to read the rest!)

"transgender ideology" doesn't turn anyone transgender, and neither does Ranked Competitive Breast Growth, which is STRICTLY a sport for CISGENDER MEN and NOT trans women!!

sitting like what

A six-panel comic titled "Wildlife Tracking Tips". In panel 1, the text says "A white-tailed deer traveled through here," and there are white-tailed deer prints in fresh snow. In panel 2, the text says "An American Red Squirrel came by," and the leap marks of a red squirrel are in the snow. In panel 3, the text says "A Snowshoe Hare passed through," and there are the distinctive fluffy-footed marks from a snowshoe hare jumping across the snow. n panel 4, the text says "The Snowshoe Hare found a sword," and one of the front paw marks in the track has been replaced with a long thin line running alongside the track. In panel 5, the text says "The Snowshoe Hare is dual wielding," and both front paw marks have been replaced with long thin lines. In panel 6, the text says "The Snowshoe Hare tamed a mount, vastly increasing its jumping distance. You should run," and the Snowshoe Hare trail runs into a deer track and disappears.

Wildlife tracking tips. A wintry comic from last year.

hmmm thinking about laying in bed doing nothing, with a sketchbook at my side that I could use, but won't. but I could

terrible news for bedrotters, I used my sketchbook

The issue with ICE is not training, the issue with ICE is that it fundamentally should not exist. The violence is the purpose

dear diary (1/2)

(2/2)

THIS HOUSE HAS GOOD BONES

Think about it, no working-class Leftist ends up being best friends and a charity co-founder with "Baroness" Emma Nicholson, a notoriously anti-gay rights politician, so anti-gay that she once had a lesbian group protesting on her lawn.

*That* is who JK Rowling *chose* as a best friend.