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Noah Caldwell-Gervais

@noahgervais.bsky.social

Moderately popular YouTube game critic and travel author.

7,568 Followers  |  58 Following  |  152 Posts  |  Joined: 23.07.2023  |  2.2758

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They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.

05.12.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 12887    πŸ” 4001    πŸ’¬ 422    πŸ“Œ 165

This is ASTOUNDINGLY evil.

04.12.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 353    πŸ” 102    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

This is the story tonight. Every Dem who was in that room should be telling us what they saw.

04.12.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4784    πŸ” 1254    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 19

a load-bearing component of β€œthe magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms

you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization

03.12.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6596    πŸ” 1844    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been working on a little analog horror series. Gonna link them in the thread below :)

03.12.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

So tired of these live cervix shooters

04.12.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 205    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

My thing with the art censorship situation is that it all needs to be able to exist. Especially the weirdo fucked up stuff that's horrible and makes you feel bad. Even the daft edgy shit you don't feel has a purpose. I trust no one to decide which art is morally ok! Certainly not corporations!

04.12.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 166    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm participating in this next week! This weekend I'm visiting my dad down in Oregon. Stop by for a good game and cool people, donate if you can to help Nina relocate somewhere better.

04.12.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A poster for a fundraiser stream showing the face of Elster from Signalis against the red background.

The text says:

Get Nina to Safety Fundraising Stream (Part 1)

Featuring: Darkfry, Noah Caldwell-Gervais, Errant Signal, Daryl Talks Games, The Cursed Judge, Ashley Heather Quills, Casey Explosion, Codex Entry, Ashley Schofield, Hoots, RickiHirsch, Sam (afterthoughts), Talistheintrovert, Kai After Kai and More!

December 6th, December 13th

15:00 (GMT), 10:00 (ET), 07:00 (PT), 09:00 (CT), 02:00 (AEST)

A poster for a fundraiser stream showing the face of Elster from Signalis against the red background. The text says: Get Nina to Safety Fundraising Stream (Part 1) Featuring: Darkfry, Noah Caldwell-Gervais, Errant Signal, Daryl Talks Games, The Cursed Judge, Ashley Heather Quills, Casey Explosion, Codex Entry, Ashley Schofield, Hoots, RickiHirsch, Sam (afterthoughts), Talistheintrovert, Kai After Kai and More! December 6th, December 13th 15:00 (GMT), 10:00 (ET), 07:00 (PT), 09:00 (CT), 02:00 (AEST)

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

On Saturdays December 6th and 13th @darkfry.bsky.social and I will be hosting the first two 24 hour fundraisers with a bunch of cool guests to help me move to safety and finally marry @deviousbec.bsky.social

Oh yeah, and we'll be playing Signalis! Info below:

04.12.2025 10:37 β€” πŸ‘ 197    πŸ” 135    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 15
02.12.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3776    πŸ” 1807    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 63

Either you understand that there is an organized campaign to push trans people out of public life with the explicit end goal of "morally mandating us out of existence" that is backed by some of the wealthiest individuals to have ever lived, or you're simply not equipped to grasp what's happening.

01.12.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4368    πŸ” 1727    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 27

Reminder that Ela has a patreon tier wherein you can receive a monthly writing tutoring session, alongside all the usual patreon perks. It's €75 a month and is, frankly, a fucking steal for the work she puts into it

01.12.2025 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Suddenly, the applause he gave on that red-carpeted airport tarmac makes a lot more sense. 🀑

29.11.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2684    πŸ” 880    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 22

There are specific reasons Trumpists want war on Venezuela, but thereβ€˜s a generic one: they crave power to make war on anyone, any time, for completely fabricated reasons, and then to use the guise of war to increase violence and repression everywhere, including home.

They are lawless bestial scum.

29.11.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 9689    πŸ” 2173    πŸ’¬ 364    πŸ“Œ 95

I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer

29.11.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6234    πŸ” 815    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 12
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USAID shutdown has led to hundreds of thousands of deaths | Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health The Trump administration’s decision to shut down the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) has resulted in hundreds of thousands of deaths from infectious diseases and malnutrition, accord...

Elon Musk and the Trump administration gleefully shutting down USAID β€œhas already caused the deaths of six hundred thousand people, two-thirds of them children.”

People throw around terms like genocide quite freely online but it’s hard to find other words to describe this level of man-made death.

28.11.2025 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2018    πŸ” 814    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 53
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Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.

Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to β€œkill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.

28.11.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1406    πŸ” 759    πŸ’¬ 250    πŸ“Œ 485
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Thank God We Still Make These | Ela Bambust Get more from Ela Bambust on Patreon

I wrote a review for Dying Light: The Beast because I think it's a contender for my favorite game of the year it's the stupidest thing I've played in a long time

28.11.2025 06:46 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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πŸŸ₯!!NEW VIDEO!!πŸŸ₯

In which I talk about Pablo Picasso, his (deeply misogynistic) view of women as "machines for suffering", and how both relate to the narrative of Silent Hill f.

youtu.be/nD_TgaxUOsE

27.11.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 342    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 6
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Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens

I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.

Gift link:

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...

26.11.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5012    πŸ” 2763    πŸ’¬ 98    πŸ“Œ 140

Look not to "nickel for a poor starving artist?" but I could really use the income as I had to cancel dental work I couldn't afford (turns out even with a good brushing regime things can still go wrong). I like my teeth. I'd like to have them for some time.

Pls help me keep my teeth. Signal boost πŸ’œ

26.11.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.

24.11.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 10174    πŸ” 3076    πŸ’¬ 112    πŸ“Œ 126
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The President Is Losing Control of Himself Donald Trump’s outbursts on social media this week were different than usual.

This is a new and dire development in the ongoing American constitutional crisis. The voters, Congress, and, yes, the U.S. military must all now be more vigilant than at any time in our modern history.

www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

22.11.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1956    πŸ” 642    πŸ’¬ 101    πŸ“Œ 50

that's max payne

23.11.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 208    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

There is literally nothing a cybertruck can do that I haven't done in my 1978 Ford Thunderbird and if I had had an actual pickup from that period I could have done arguably much more. Actually, that's wrong, if the Thunderbird catches fire I can get out of it and live.

24.11.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

american oligarchs uniformly abandoned a lifetime of democratic support because it was easier for them to believe that β€œbased meme” accounts run by czechoslovakian teens were proof of a mass populist movement in service to elon musk than face the hard truth that most people hate their fucking guts

23.11.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3413    πŸ” 938    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 8
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I got one off Etsy a few months back, which was cool but no one said anything cryptic or sad, which was kind of a let down tbh

17.11.2025 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Coercive sterilization in ICE detention. Eugenics.

15.11.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 876    πŸ” 477    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 27

Devastating piece on the human toll of Kavanaugh Stops.

Especially infuriating to know that rich white guys like Brett K can simply close their eyes to the human suffering their racist jurisprudence has unleashed.

15.11.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2398    πŸ” 869    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 21

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