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The logo (on the mug) I designed for the 2025 Tri-State Basset Hound Rescue - BoardWaddle in New Jersey. I also donated a box of mugs and some stickers...to help raise money for all of my smelly stinky big eared friends!!!

Your mom is my biggest influencer.

May I please see your ear flip or stuck lip pet photos?

Have you been to the #SecretStache at my shop? If you hate a team...you might find a shirt you like! Almost every fanbase is represented @ eSpudo.com

Unofficial gear for official haters.

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Went to the neurologist today. He looked like the old guy from Up! He used a stethoscope that he removed from his triangle doctor's bag. Something you'd see in a home visit scene in Leave It To Beaver.

Picture of Arizona Sollid Cabinets "Ice Man" (one of the bosses) holding a round sticker with an illustrated version of himself. Both him and the sticker are giving a thumbs up.

A small #graphicdesign gig for a cabinetry in Arizona. One of the bosses asked me to draw this boss so he could print stickers. They're like little "Good Job" stickers.

Why is it no matter how old we get...we still love stickers?

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Best game ever right now? Death Road To Canada...and it's not even close.

Hey, who runs this place? Where do I find the best dimensions for preparing an image/video to post and all that. Do we use squares, rectangles...??

My favorite thing is the inside out dog ear move. If you happen upon this post and you have a photo of your dog (or any pet) with a flipped ear...please share it below. - Thanks in advance.

Your mom asked me out again. I'm running out of excuses. Should I just bone her already? Maybe when she finds out that I have a tiny pee pee and that I'm a horrible lay, she'll finally leave me alone.

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This gif has nothing to do with anything right now. I'm just happy I can use it. It's in my top three most used for sure.

Happy New Year to my zero followers! I love you. For being so faithful to me, you will be written into my will.

I don't know what I'd do without Photoshop in my life.

Booooooooo

I don't watch shows til the series is complete. Is Reacher over yet? I've been wanting to check it out.

Just waiting for VelociPastor 2 to be released. Not much else matters in life.

Don't just skeet, participeete.

Hey everyone...your mom.
That is all for now.

Your mom is approaching her Sell By Date. Be sure to use your mom before she gets moldy.

Me @ Morro Bay on a windy day. All excited and shit to snap photos of sea otters.

Thinking of getting a face tattoo of my face.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤮🤣🤮🤣 NEVERRR MOOOTHH!!!

Just as I suspected. Broken down demon parts purposely left behind to infect me and destroy the world.

I have this irrational fear of moths because of their gross moth dust. I feel like if it gets on me or if I breath it in, I'm gonna die later on in life because of moth dust cancer.

Raspberry Bandit @ Lover's Point in Pacific Grove, California. This little turd snuck into my camera bag and robbed my fruit snacks. I had to walk back up to my hotel to repack my lunch. - the squirrels there are ballsy, so beware!!!

'Sea Otter Butt' is available on canvas prints in my shop @ www.eSpudo.com

Sea Otter Butt was snapped on a pier behind the restaurants @ Morro Bay.

Sea otter in Monterey Bay. Just hanging out all alone.

Sea otters in Morro Bay.

#addOcean