Andy McCabe

Reminds me of the muppet classic Mahna Mahna

Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do
Mahna Mahna
Do do-do do
Mahna Mahna

I'm not into splitting, but an Alien, on the site that shouldn't eXist, has been painting your cat

A dab of Mace behind each ear needed!

Medieval Mace: potent decongestant and helped clear ones head

Victorian Mace: warm, spicy, and aromatic, like a more delicate, sweeter, and subtly peppery nutmeg, often with hints of lemon and woodiness

Today: Illegal Defence Spray.

Correct me if I am wrong, but would this 'Top Tip Ex:' be better?

Tucker Mein

It must be a blackberry jus!

Does look great

Child:How quick?

Nurse: Nesquik

That's just menthol

Lovely day for it

a man wearing a vest and tie stands in front of a group of men with the word apollo 13 on the bottom ALT: a man wearing a vest and tie stands in front of a group of men with the word apollo 13 on the bottom

It's worrying that a Director of NASA, doesn't comprehend the Gravity of the situation. The clue is in the movies name "Moonfall"

Millions of Calendars would have to be reprinted because Easter dates would change. Let alone Tidal shifts with each passing orbit.

Wouldn't happen on Gene's shift

"Airing the family's laundry can make people upset."
- JD Vance

Happy Birthday 🎉🎂🎉

Calm down flour

I pray they're not cherry pickers!

Stay Well!

Be interesting to see how much Trump's Tariff's will push up car insurance. The next newsletter(s) could be important

Old eggs go cheep

Those Germans!

This was last sighted at the famous Adibus Straßenbahnhaltestelle. 3 decks. It wasn't lidl by any means and you spend aldi, waiting for one

Groot holding a creme egg

I am Groot

I find eating a pizza, cut into 6 slices, so much easier, than if it was cut into 8 slices.

The showdown of all showdowns as two of the galaxies deadliest creatures go head to head. It’s Ewoks vs Predator:

There's the Thing

Tish & Snooky's Manic Panic 'Electric Banana' hair color cream

I had him down as an "Electric Banana" Semi Permanent kinda guy.

YouTube video by CrystalRoseCreations Mitchell and Webb: The New Fuhrer

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Like this sketch, the names and faces change but history will repeat

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That's my Windows 11 Product Key 🤯

The Alpha's are still bending over

Has the camera lens captured a reflection, or something more sinister in his left eye?

It would be a good stronghold to hold excess EU nuclear arsenal for any wannabe invaders.

I'd start the ball rolling, if I were 'Denmark'

Besides all that fresh air and exercise will do a world of good.

It wont be long before the 'Nuuk Nuuk' jokes start

Cascatelli or Waterfall pasta

You could try Cascatelli which means ‘waterfall’ in Italian. You may be able to float along its sauce stream
📸 Wiki : Cascatelli

Rejuvenate old tubes using youtube

The toaster got smoked