Note for Democratic politicians: you don't have to start your condemnations of ICE raids with "We all want to catch violent criminals, but..." Just say "These raids have nothing to do with catching criminals and everything to do with terrorizing innocent minority groups."
20.11.2025 01:54 β
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literally think about this daily
we just gave the world to like 5 people and nothing works anymore
19.11.2025 06:10 β
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My biggest contribution to the English language and society as a whole, no doubt.
14.11.2025 21:31 β
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I just opened BS for the first time in a while- I need to use it more often.
18.09.2025 20:32 β
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I substantially underestimated corporate and institutional cowardice in the US.
18.09.2025 16:38 β
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Hey. Itβs that time of year. Get your fucking flu shots AND your covid boosters. The 5G reception is unbelievable.
#weredoingshots
24.09.2023 17:56 β
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Ooooooohhhhh I need to check in on whatβs happening over there.
That was a very hectic three months of my life.
20.10.2024 05:22 β
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A bunch of yβall started following me the last few days. Iβve been totally inactive here for a while.
What absurdity of mine lured you over here?
19.10.2024 23:22 β
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Not to get too political but I agree with the new VP candidate that itβs probably best for everyone if we donβt have kids starving and bleeding on themselves in school, even if their parents are poor
07.08.2024 03:30 β
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βUrgent taskβ
βOnly three monthsβ
Do words have meaning anymore?
06.08.2024 19:20 β
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Is there a group on social media youβve given up on arguing with entirely? A group thatβs not worth the time or mental bandwidth for the sub-basement level possibility of a payoff?
Personally, Iβll discuss vaccines and try to convince someone whoβs undecided, but I donβt fuck with anti-vaxxers.
14.01.2024 00:27 β
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Getting him to say that it was (paraphrase) βsometimes okay to kill and eat dogsβ while I didnβt bite was super fun.
12.01.2024 12:10 β
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Got into an argument with vegans on twitter.
Regret arguing with vegans. And twitter.
12.01.2024 10:49 β
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My roommate keeps telling me I should start a podcast.
I look at the podcast landscape and Iβm petrified to inaction.
I know my writing matters to like four people but Iβm not convinced a microphone wouldnβt just add to the hum of noise.
What makes a podcast matter to you?
14.12.2023 23:22 β
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The idea is to show women that any man could do this to us at any time, anywhere, with impunity
14.12.2023 00:13 β
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I know this isnβt the right option for everyone butβ¦
People told me I was overreacting to the onslaught of anti-roe legislation when I had my fallopian tubes removed. If I could do it over again, Iβd have asked them to take the uterus too.
Weβre just a womb to these monsters.
14.12.2023 00:48 β
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This is the only non-twitter-twitter Iβm bothering with at this point. *table flip*
14.12.2023 00:17 β
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Oh my god, he was the first comic I saw live.
β¦And remembering when that was, now I feel old.
01.12.2023 05:08 β
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The person who emailed me is still on the editorial staff at Menβs Health, slightly different title now. Take that for what you will.
18.10.2023 20:46 β
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Email two years ago from an editor at Menβs Health saying βindeed, fuck chiropractic, tell me more.β
Article this summer from Menβs Health saying βfuck yeah check out this awesome chiropractor.β
I havenβt indulged in day drinking in a while.
18.10.2023 20:43 β
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Cochrane also says pot doesnβt work for pain. Lol.
18.10.2023 05:32 β
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Welp, packing it in.
18.10.2023 01:54 β
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Fair deal.
18.10.2023 00:43 β
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Stumbled across βbonesmashingβ and βtransmaxxingβ from the incels of TikTok and honestly the internet was a mistake.
17.10.2023 23:54 β
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My mom and brother had curly hair, mine just came in late, hah.
Start with dripping wet hair. Curl cream, mousse (optional but recommended), gel, scrunch like crazy, and diffuse (air drying works too), and an itsy bit of hair oil to break up the gel.
12.10.2023 22:56 β
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My hair started growing in 3a/3b this year (it was a bit wavy before) and I am never wearing it straight again. Took a little trial and error but THESE RINGLETS:
12.10.2023 22:35 β
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Today I witnessed people I know pretty unambiguously defending terrorism.
Hooboy thatβs enough discussion about the war for me.
12.10.2023 22:22 β
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