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@chrisferret.bsky.social

Grasping Life In The Chaos of Humanity. Slave to the algorithms “Wulferhampton” is only a state of mind

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Latest posts by chrisferret.bsky.social on Bluesky

Looking forward to a time we don’t have to, but I won’t hold my breath 🥺

09.11.2025 09:43 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Silencing the Lambs

08.11.2025 06:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’d be nailing it shut 🤷‍♂️

07.11.2025 18:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Only if you don’t pay for it 🤷‍♂️🤔

07.11.2025 18:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Florence of Arabia - “The Dubai-ous Journalist”

07.11.2025 18:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“you’ve never had it so good……and you’re never likely to” was more accurate

07.11.2025 18:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Captain Tom. A sad tale of a vulnerable O.A.P taken in by scammers

07.11.2025 18:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

July 5, 1948 and 3yrs after the war the NHS was born. For the first time British citizens could get free eye-care and Rose Coloured Spectacles on prescription

07.11.2025 18:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All that’s missing is a coffin.

07.11.2025 18:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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“You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.”

07.11.2025 14:50 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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When the repairs to the Death Star aren’t going to plan

07.11.2025 14:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Damian from the Omen is looking old now 😳

07.11.2025 14:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Apparently he was overheard saying- “my work here is done” as he left 🤷‍♂️

07.11.2025 14:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Due to confusing Bosch with the French slang term "Boche" for Germans, I was over 60 before I’d let one of their power tools darken my door step 🤷‍♂️

07.11.2025 14:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

JD Vance found the pause button 🤷‍♂️

07.11.2025 11:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I thought that ship had sailed 🤔

07.11.2025 11:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

New Japanese toilet with built in camera 🤔

07.11.2025 10:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

One way ticket to Mars would be an idea 🤷‍♂️

07.11.2025 09:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kent County Council runs it a close second 🤷‍♂️

07.11.2025 09:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looks like someone found the off switch and the rest of the hive turned on them 🤷‍♂️

07.11.2025 09:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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That scene in “Westworld” where the hero say - “cease all motor functions” seconds before a disaster.

07.11.2025 07:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They’re paying the weekly laundry bill for the rest of his life 🤷‍♂️

07.11.2025 07:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thoughts & Prayers to the people stood next to him. They’ll never get the shit stain out 🤢

07.11.2025 06:48 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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KCC’s team building Bowling Night

06.11.2025 16:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Behold……Barbara Cartland is reborn

06.11.2025 15:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Once was enough.

06.11.2025 13:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Thoughts & Prayers to all those Reformers who lost in the by-elections is what he means 👍

06.11.2025 09:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jones 🤔
Sounds like he’s got roots Cymry to me, not Anglo-Saxon 🤷‍♂️

06.11.2025 08:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Life like 👍

06.11.2025 05:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pyrrho of Elis doubted that 🤷‍♂️

05.11.2025 18:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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