“ The Banker says …. ‘Both of you, make your mind up ffs’ “
Yes, but due to health & safety rules you need to be at least 2 Seax lengths away whilst saying it 👍
Does he realise it’s only half the price of a first class ticket to repatriate his dead body back to the UK 👍
The Cornflake Cartel has been a problem around Pontefact for years.
El Barrio de Barnsélio is thought to be holed up in a Favela outside of Castleford.
World Leaders have all set their phones to “straight to voicemail” and their emails to “out of office”.
Starmer and Macron should see his “send ships” and raise “drop your tariffs” before going “stuff you” all in.
It was probably gambles like that that bankrupted his casinos 🤷♂️
Now would be a good time for the rest of the Leaders in the world to stop talking his calls and change their phone numbers 🤷♂️
“I’d give it 10 minutes guys….”
Like they going to listen to Government when there’s profits to be made 🤷♂️
Is he holding his breath like a 2yr old or filling his diaper like one 🤷♂️😳
Who took this photo of weapons of mass distraction in Dubai
WTF is Tice doing in Dubai with Dana 😳
Expect Tourist Offices to be hit any day now 👍🤷♂️
Completely untrue. There’s more chance of Farage’s missus’ beaver being on the note
First it was Better Call Saul then we got
J ust
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B edenoch
Anyone looked there for Pam Bondi and the Epstein Files 🤔🤷♂️
Of all the things that are causing the rest of the world to lose respect for us, depleted armed forces are probably low on the list. Lower than Farage and Reform at least 🤷♂️
“Wasn’t me mister. The bad boy did it and ran away…..”
Two Shilling Two Shilling
The Bank of England can always put his face on the back of a £9 note if it will shut him up 👍
They’re holding a rally at the First Direct Arena in Leeds on the 24th
Hand deliver the leaflet back to them through the door before they open 👍
I’m more interested in what my bank notes will buy than who’s face is on it
They needed the calcium
What were the odds 🤷♂️🤦♂️
Eaten…..it was the dessert course
