They should resurrect 'This Is Your Life,' but for absolute cunts.
Waitrose
I cannot afford to send you any more Post Cards as I have only a 1/- left.
WALL-E, the film, is just as a important a take on dystopia as Nineteen Eight-Four or The Handmaid's Tale. We're there.
He’s avoiding all calls from María Corina Machado!
No half-sentient person would trust Trump with a barbecue, and here we are watching him start a war to distract from his weapons grade depravity & incompetence.
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andrew and peter mandelson at the police station like
As I said yesterday, America, your usual tourist demographic from friendly countries don't hate you. We're not holidaying in America anymore because your police keep doing this and so you are considered an unsafe state to travel to.
It's now obvious we shouldn't let businessmen or rich people into positions of power. Duty becomes self-enrichment. Stewardship becomes exploitation. Policy becomes insider trading.
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Anyone else would have been arrested by now.
Wow.
This from 2001
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This. Is. Beautiful.
@maximopark.bsky.social come on now, I’m not on Instagram.
Take me back to there being 5 channels.
I'M WRITING THIS FAIRLY BIG BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE HARD OF HEARING.
Life got too complicated. I shouldn't have to watch Martin Lewis every day in order to afford to heat my home, pay my taxes, and not starve in my retirement.
Bring a coat tonight mate, it’s gonna be cold in that shed!
I do this with yogurt!
This response is a tour de force.
Ever blow-dried a labrador?
One of Britain's problems is that too many people go to work wearing lanyards and not enough wearing hard hats and hi-viz.
Why you must type *#06# into your phone.
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Trump awarded the REAL Nobel prize after throwing a kettle over a pub
T-rex selfie
Incredibly, no-one on Nigel Farage’s team has got round to deleting this post. It’s still live as Robert Jenrick gives his big defection speech.
I thought this trailer was an SNL sketch, but nope! — it’s a real movie with possibly the greatest cast of 2026, and I implore you to watch the trailer 😆
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