Ellie Parr ❤️‍🔥

"Yeah...History of Man's probably one of the greatest songs ever written." -my husband, unprompted and 3 beers deep

ugh i had that this week too! it never turned into a cold, just a sore throat for a few days so fingers crossed for you!

i always just assumed baller bc he goes on to brag about how good they are with the ladies 😅

wait it's not baller??!

I'm about to start Well, Actually!

Your 30s are awesome, I promise!

who?? my life didn't start getting cool until i was like 32

I really, REALLY wish people would internalize the absolute stranglehold voter suppression and gerrymandering have over many red states with high BIPOC populations (who reliably vote blue) before consistently writing off these entire states and saying shit like “they deserved it”.

How old were you at each of Taylor Swift’s album releases?✨

💚Debut: 19
💛Fearless: 21
💜Speak Now: 23
❤️Red: 25
🩵1989: 27
🖤reputation: 30
🩷Lover: 31
🩶folklore: 32
🤎evermore: 33
🫶🏻Fearless TV: 33
🧣Red TV: 34
💙Midnights: 35
🎆Speak Now TV: 35
🗽1989 TV: 36
🤍TTPD: 36
❤️‍🔥The Life of a Showgirl: 37

i’m just a girl, getting on social media, to say that maisie peters deserves more attention. she’s so cute, such an amazing songwriter, and just awesome and i need more people to adore her like i do

You can't tell AI by its em dashes. AI stole 20+ of my books, all of which were constructed of one part emotion, two parts em dashes, and a tiny lil bit of plot for spice. That bitch learned how to em its dash from ME, and I use more of them now out of pure spite.

A roadside sign for a custard shop advertising a "BUTTER FINGER BLAST SUNDAE"

👀 I'm listening...

yeah so you know how I always bang on about readers' right to say whatever they want in a review?

yeah, in this one's case I'll make an exception.

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Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don't you just put it down. Idiot Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh OOUUuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah

i think about this tweet every single day

it's about when meredith scratched her leg and owed her $40 million

a threads post 7 minutes ago from @depressedswiftie “She saw selena’s Taco Bell engagement dinner and was like hold my crunchwrap” with a screenshot of Taylor Swift’s store showing the Life Of A Showgirl Shiny Bug green vinyl with a green Mountain Dew Baja Blast logo, and the Life Of A Showgirl Shiny Bug purple vinyl with a purple Mountain Dew Baja Midnight logo The Life Of A Showgirl album cover is Taylor Swift with blonde straight hair wearing a maroon glittery bodysuit seductively holding a wall with greenish lighting. The album cover has a broken glass look with fragments of the main picture around. “The Life Of A Showgirl” is written in capital letters in either green or purple depending on the vinyl.

#SwiftiesLivingMas

why did they do *all that* just for vinyl variants lol

i don't want to get my hopes up just in case we're wrong, but it's crazy to think about how we haven't had a lead single since LOVER

my guess is elizabeth taylor

A man whispering to George W Bush

Screenshot of the countdown on Taylor Swift’s website: 03:44:37 - EXPIRES AUGUST 18 АТ 2:00PM ET

a second countdown has hit the website

do this!! it works and it's worth the thirty seconds it takes to do

A man who looks like a salesman has his hand in a brain with a thoughtful looking customer next to him

*slaps brain*

This bad boy can hold so much useless trivia

Ellie Parr Ellie Parr is working on her first book, the first of four in a planned series. In addition to writing, she enjoy spending time reading anything and everything Emily Henry and Ali Hazelwood write, goi...

I have a website! Now that the wheels are turning on publishing Sidelined, I'll be posting lots of updates there!
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Screenshot of a headline from MLive.com. "Jared Goff says Taylor Swift caused his phone to blow up for hours" with a photo of Jared Goff in a red jersey at Lions training camp

Oh just my worlds colliding a tad

Didn't expect a Jared Goff name-drop in this 🤯

it feels like one of those nights i won't be sleeping

whatever a pre pre-order is 🤷‍♀️

was FINALLY able to check out ❤️‍🔥

who’s up rn questioning their life choices as they sit in bed for an hour to pre-pre-order the new taylor swift album