eli

@localthunk.bsky.social you've now taken my money three times on three different consoles and i wouldn't have it any other way thank you ❤️‍🔥

sometimes i struggle with the plight of aging but at least i've seen modern baseball

nothing puts a gleam in my eye more than being first in line for the fresh rotisserie chicken rollout

in my hagrid era trying to befriend the spider in the shower so it grows up big enough to eat the mice in my cupboards

locking myself in the bathroom for hours on end working on my baby keem impression