Oh and a few other countries as well, also most billionaires are in on it as well.
01.02.2026 11:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh and a few other countries as well, also most billionaires are in on it as well.
01.02.2026 11:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I agree, idk if there isn't any god but I agree.
01.02.2026 11:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So it turns out the the US government is unironically run by genocidal cannibal rapist pedophiles.
01.02.2026 11:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hello Spatnz
28.01.2026 13:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0why the fuck was my bio set to 18?? I'm turning 20 next month.
21.01.2026 12:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tips For Using AI Offset your water footprint by not bathing for 72 hours after each use.
Tips For Using AI https://theonion.com/tips-for-using-ai/
20.01.2026 23:00 — 👍 1208 🔁 181 💬 17 📌 8
Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle
Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle https://theonion.com/nation-yearns-for-relative-calm-of-president-a-giant-pedophile-news-cycle/
20.01.2026 22:30 — 👍 5950 🔁 1194 💬 22 📌 22They put on you probation for work??? what the fuck 😭
17.01.2026 14:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I stopped being on bsky for like a solid few months, why are you on probation?? what happened?
17.01.2026 14:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0turn reverse gravity on then
11.10.2025 06:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0idk why I'm getting news articles but this is all I could see looking at the image
10.10.2025 03:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I heard someone on a podcast say that music is boring now and, look, I am saying this as kindly as I can…skill issue.
10.10.2025 01:29 — 👍 3758 🔁 344 💬 154 📌 58
Batman sketch #art #digitalart #batman #comics
20.09.2025 18:47 — 👍 24 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0I swear to fucking god Bluesky this is the 20th time I've told you I am not into inflation, I am not Pyrocynical stop recommending me this shit.
18.09.2025 15:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When I first scrolled past I thought you said "EEEEWWW" like a kindergartener would but then I clicked back in to double check and realized that this isn't Twitter.
10.09.2025 21:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0DAMN RIGHT!!!!
10.09.2025 09:34 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0#Saltsalt IT WILL NOT END TILL OUR DEMANDS HAVE BEEN MET, KEEP SALTING SALTERS.
10.09.2025 09:36 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
We gotta protest to change our nicknames in the morbius discord.
No morbing!!!
Only salting!!!
#Saltsalt
MORBERS RIGHTS! #saltsalt
10.09.2025 09:29 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0I kept dying to a boss in Silksong so I made Mac & Cheese out of rage
07.09.2025 05:40 — 👍 143 🔁 8 💬 12 📌 2You guys NEED to check out glomble.com, this shit is peak.
12.08.2025 12:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
why does the phone guy calls have a genius page?
05.07.2025 12:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My favorite fact about ADHD is that a large population of us are prescribed amphetamine by our doctors.
04.07.2025 21:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Porky” is a really fucked up thing for couple of pig parents to name their pig child.
01.07.2025 13:18 — 👍 2449 🔁 101 💬 113 📌 8" I just fucked up your country for hundreds of years but, I want peace guys I promise! "
22.06.2025 18:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0his dumbass declaring peace right after bombing 3 NUCLEAR FACILITIES is probably the most comedic piece of history I've ever witnessed.
22.06.2025 18:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If you're worried about your pets dying then don't let them outside without supervision. Truth is, nature ain't going to stop being nature, so stop blaming the animal for being an animal and grow the hell up.
16.06.2025 01:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0that's so cool
16.06.2025 00:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Holy shit that is one silly ass creature
16.06.2025 00:49 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0