Magpie, the Conqueror

You’ll find a lot of these men aren’t necessarily gay in all cases, they just prefer literal children.

taking a vacation to lumiose city to become the best pokemon trainer in the city and crack Urbain's egg

🤣🤣🤣👇👇👇

From the federal court to the Nobel Prize Committee, everyone agrees that Donald Trump and his administration lack integrity and credibility.

Donald Trump: Stop trying to incite Illinoisans into violence. Pack up and go home.

I love telling trans men / mascs they will never be women

Gender Euphoria is good for morale.

what the fuck yall

Felt cute, might delete later. 😘

The I'm joining the war on autism meme with Dale Cooper from Twin Peaks giving a thumbs up

The Earth's Moon, with a cameo of planet Venus.

Some kind of dog. (It's a coyote.)

Getting Jimmy Kimmel fired didn’t lower the price of my coffee…

Happy Mexican Independence Day, Illinois.

Sorry that I made people care.

GIB CREATIONS HERE PLEASE

Nuh uh

I also love your voice

Man answers sorry to soldiers - "Honey, did you post something negative about the regime?"

Somehoney sent me this. 😬😬😬

If I ever witness a woman k!ll her rap*st… No I didn’t. 🤷🏽‍♀️

This is absolutely problematic, but Call of Cthulhu by H.P. Lovecraft. It was for research, I swear!

dear white people,
this includes:
- thanking them at suburban protests
- giving them a polite wave when crossing the street in front of them
- giving them free food at restaurants
- smiling at them in uniform

make them feel hated
make them feel like they dont belong
make them feel bad
dont be nice

Gilbert.

Thank you sweetheart!!!❤️

Gorgeous!!!

It couldn’t possibly be that it’s great and hilarious content…

meme says “Touching grass is not enough I need…” and then the original end to the message is edited over by a black box with white text that says “Decentralized Internet”

That's meeeeeeee

I am simply asking for less-direct metaphors at this point ian bremmer • @ianbremmer • 1d europe water levels are so low that sunk nazi warships are popping up in the danube

They’re backkkkkkk.