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Writer, actor, weirdo Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/zhandlen

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β€œBring in the perverts!” forgot how much fun THE BIRD WITH THE CRYSTAL PLUMAGE is

07.10.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Thomas Pynchon’s new novel Shadow Ticket, just released.

Thomas Pynchon’s new novel Shadow Ticket, just released.

Happy New Pynchon Novel Day!

07.10.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s been the plan for a while now! I’ve got the complete series on Blu Ray, looking forward to diving into it soon.

07.10.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

watching THE GRUDGE (2020). already assuming it won’t be great, but I’ll watch Andrea Riseborough in most anything.

07.10.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think if a video game has a character who’s pretending to be good but you know they’re evil, you should be able to kill them early on the replay. Even if’s just a non-standard ending.

06.10.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

just don't talk about that last season swerve that has him hitting on Seven.

06.10.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

wish I could go back in time and tell the girl who tried hitting on me in high school, β€œno, I wasn’t being an asshole, I’m just autistic”

06.10.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

replaying God of War: Ragnarok, and I’d forgotten just how little faith the game had in its players; the dialogue, which was a highlight of the first, is still good, apart from the constant hints and reminders, the developers clearly terrified I might have to think for myself for a moment.

05.10.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*gasp*

05.10.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

man i am -not- good at Silent Hill puzzles.

04.10.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

(Which is how the first Hades worked, and how most roguelikes work these days, I just think it’s funny.)

04.10.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I beat Chronos for the first time in Hades 2! As a reward, I can make the game -even harder-.

04.10.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

how complicated is it? i want to try the game, but i'm worried i'll be overwhelmed.

04.10.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so sorry, Simon.

04.10.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I already did. I know I’m autistic (and likely ADHD), I’m just coming to terms with it as an adult. πŸ™‚

04.10.2025 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so I think my ultimate problem is that I’m weird but I’m good enough pretending I’m normal that other people think I -am- normal and then when can’t keep up the act anymore and act like myself, they get upset.

04.10.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god the love montage. I think I hurt myself.

04.10.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is well-written and great, but god do I wish it had been shot like an actual movie and not mediocre TV.

04.10.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œAnd a bottom that would make a toilet beg for the brown.” Watching the new THE NAKED GUN.

03.10.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh. Never mind, this old Blu Ray I’ve got is just not working right. Will need to get an upgrade this weekend.

03.10.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching THE THING tonight for the umpteenth time.

03.10.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

oh i've never finished it, but i think they use that in the trailer. but i could be wrong.

03.10.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

didn't they do that for Last Night In Soho?

03.10.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it feels like he got to coast for a long time on the fact that he seemed like an asshole but wasn't quite as much an asshole as the more obvious assholes.

03.10.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we've made a lot of mistakes, culture-wise, but one i keep coming back to lately is that we listened when stand-up comedians told us they were important.

03.10.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

i'm rereading 'Salem's Lot for the umpteenth time--I usually listen to the (fantastic) audiobook this time of year, but I had an urge to see the words on the page this time around. #FridayReads

03.10.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Episode 45: Corpse Mania Podcast Episode Β· Due signori in giallo Β· 03/10/2025 Β· 1h

New episode, as @accordingtojond.bsky.social and I get lost in Hong Kong when looking for gialli. It's Corpse Mania, available wherever you get your podcasts
πŸŽ₯ filmsky 🎬
podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/e...

03.10.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

okay, trying a new one, sorry for the confusion but it's been a stressful week.

03.10.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sorry to be a dork, but the Drakengard video ruled.

03.10.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m probably going to change mine again, because the pun isn’t perfect, but don’t worry, I’ll text you.

02.10.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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