I feel like calling the 2026 election the most important of our lifetimes is oddly optimistic. Unfortunately, the most important election of our lifetimes was 2016
I keep hearing people say you need one gram of protein per day for every pound you weigh, which is just like… I have no idea how much I weigh. I haven’t weighed myself since like Tuesday
Unlike my opponent, I don't need a paid poll to tell me where to stand:
Prosecute Noem.
Abolish ICE.
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These two headlines dropped within an hour of each other. I really don’t need to say more.
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Promises made, promises kept
Promises made, promises kept
Promises made, promises kept
Promises made, promises kept
Promises made, promises kept
Promises made, promises kept
I’m just a woman. Standing in front of her male doctor. Asking him to take my migraines even half as seriously as my hairdresser takes my split ends.
Wait I thought all the rich people left because of Zohran
women get such a narrow window to have kids like i literally just graduated from college 13 years ago
Good intentions like distracting from the Epstein files?
I blame bernie. he should have let markwayne mullin fight sean O'Brien, we might not be in this situation
Cottage cheese is having a moment right now & I think we need to ask ourselves: at what cost
hi, for an upcoming story I'm looking to talk to a financial expert, to offer a quote with advice for women about to get married. If you're interested, please email me ginny5hogan@gmail.com
for the last time! what I do is NOT shameless self-promotion. I am deeply, deeply ashamed.
Unexpected? This is obvious end-result of a President focused on ballrooms, bombing Iran, terrorizing immigrants, and everything except making life more affordable for Americans.
I hate the expression "bun in the oven." Having a baby is NOT like baking bread. Like, I've never needed my vagina stitched back up because of injuries sustained having a baby.
Markwayne Mullin sounds like what JK Rowling would name the token southern wizard
it's so funny that kristi noem got fired for trying to give a man credit for her own work
from my perspective, Kristi Noem's ad campaign worked
Nice. Let’s get rid of the whole department while we’re at it.
I’m sorry but who is so busy that they have to 69
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Hi! The reason Congress needs to vote on wars is because many of them won’t want to vote for it, since war is incredibly unpopular & they could lose their jobs in November. Hope this helps!
At this point with wellness culture, I feel like I need to live forever, just out of spite
