This may sound crazy, but do you think it has anything to do with the fact that we all kinda live together? And like one congressional district might contain Trump voters & non-Trump voters? Like a fruit medley? Like a stir fry? Like a diced tomato salad with onions and avocado? Idk just spitballing
06.10.2025 23:02 β π 20 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
Any activity done in yoga pants is exercise, I donβt make the rules
05.10.2025 16:44 β π 49 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0
Itβs only a middle finger to people who donβt know Puerto Rico is part of the US. Which, yes, overlaps considerably with MAGA
04.10.2025 00:04 β π 39 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
βDemocrats cannot hold the government HOSTAGE just to extend healthcare subsidiesβ actually thatβs one of the best reasons to hold the government hostage
03.10.2025 16:12 β π 31 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0
not to be rude but how is this surprising
02.10.2025 17:31 β π 54 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0
ICE agents wonβt get paid during a shutdown, but fortunately, when you love what you do, youβd do it for free
30.09.2025 17:29 β π 67 π 9 π¬ 3 π 0
βJD Vance isnβt as scary as Trumpβ ok tell me youβve never read Curtis Yarvin without telling me youβve never read Curtis Yarvin
30.09.2025 16:45 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
it's so dumb that JD Vance thinks everyone should have kids because he found that becoming a father "changed him." I mean, becoming a mother changed me too, but so did seeing One Direction on tour in 2012. I was never the same.
29.09.2025 21:16 β π 40 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0
Itβs a scary world when a man can lose his job just because heβs very, very bad at it
28.09.2025 19:04 β π 206 π 13 π¬ 1 π 0
The race is on to see who picks up Eric Adamsβ voter
28.09.2025 18:58 β π 57 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
The best part of Gilmore Girls is how Lorelai was like βcan I have 50k per year for my daughterβs schoolβ and Emily was like βfine but you have to let me buy her a car too, and weβre fixing you dinner once a weekβ and Lorelai was like βugh mom youβre the WORSTβ
28.09.2025 10:41 β π 64 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0
First they came for James Comey. And I said nothing. Because honestly, I always confuse James Comey & James Comer, so Iβve been really lost all day
26.09.2025 21:38 β π 43 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
Thereβs nothing more embarrassing than people who think theyβre better than immigrants. Sorry but if the only thing you have going for you is the country you were born in, you have nothing going for you
26.09.2025 16:12 β π 93 π 14 π¬ 2 π 0
Iβm dying
03.06.2025 17:32 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This joke is from my stand up special REGRESSION which is streaming on Amazon prime. Itβs free & available for all to access, much like our national security secrets
24.03.2025 19:39 β π 86 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0
How to Spot Misinformation
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18.03.2025 23:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
sir, I know you mean well, but I hope you recognize how obnoxious it is for a man to tell a pregnant woman she's not as tired as she thinks she is
08.03.2025 10:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
May I ask, sir, if youβve been pregnant
07.03.2025 22:22 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Thank you Lizabeth!!
02.02.2025 14:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Can you explain Iβm curious/confused
29.01.2025 01:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
What Trump Can't Do For Men
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26.01.2025 20:04 β π 12 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0
That βmostlyβ doing a lot of work thoβ¦
18.01.2025 01:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Pls donβt comment
09.12.2024 22:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I have amazing news!!! Amazon Prime has picked up REGRESSION and you can watch it for free now!!! (if you didn't already cancel over the WaPo endorsement thing, in which case, fair)
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02.12.2024 17:13 β π 158 π 13 π¬ 6 π 2
She can sleep for 3 days if she wants, she doesnβt even have a job
27.11.2024 21:39 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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