Ginny Hogan

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Hi! The reason Congress needs to vote on wars is because many of them won’t want to vote for it, since war is incredibly unpopular & they could lose their jobs in November. Hope this helps!

At this point with wellness culture, I feel like I need to live forever, just out of spite

Thinking of him ❤️

One day, everyone will have always been against this. And in this case, that day is, like, Wednesday

Hiii friends, I'm looking to talk to fans of the books "Strangers." I know there are a lot of you because the book has been number 1 for like 3 months. Email me ginny5hogan@gmail.com if you'd like to answer a few Qs for an upcoming article! And thank you!

I just took my daughter swimming & she spent the whole class looking at the clock. 10 months old & she's already grasped the concept of "exercise"

My husband is once again refusing to behave like the idealized version of him I created in my mind

Fix it in post

What a week to already have a lifelong anxiety disorder

It’s too bad Trump didn’t have some kind of big audience or platform earlier this week with which he could have explained why this was necessary

What a time for the Washington Post to have laid off all their foreign correspondents

Please be gentle with millennials today. Wars in the Middle East are - like everything else - really hard for us.

Hey! For an upcoming essay, I'm looking to talk to women who read Belle Burden's "Strangers" and had thoughts about their own finances/marriage, in the context of Belle's story. If you're down to chat, please email me ginny5hogan@gmail.com. Thanks so much!

No war with Iran.

Next week isn't good enough. Every Democrat in Congress needs to be shouting it from the rooftops today.

No war with Iran.

sometimes when I'm nervous to do stand up, I just imagine the audience in their underwear. And then I feel much better. Pretending there's an audience.

men going to therapy is a scary gateway drug to men telling you that monogamy violates their personal boundaries

In less than 2 months as mayor, Zohran has gotten more concessions from Trump than Congress has in 5 years

I find it inappropriate that children come from sex. They’re children. They should come from something more innocuous, like an ambitious sourdough starter.

And honestly, that would be the secret to getting millennials to have more kids. If you could ferment them.

Classic

The JFK Jr-Carolyn Bessette show is the perfect intersection of Sex & the City (hot people running into each other in NYC) and Grey’s Anatomy (plane crash)

Never

You’re not better than me

Ginny Hogan & Friends - Tixologi Ginny Hogan & Friends: Join Ginny & some of her buds for a brand new stand up show. She’ll be debuting new material about dating, marriage, the male loneliness epidemic, motherhood, death beds, footba...

hey friends, my next stand up show is March 18th in NYC. I have a long bit on pregnant sheep that you do NOT want to miss. event.tixologi.com/event/10204/...

That speech could have been an email. An email that said, “I quit.”

Worked like a charm

"the roaring economy is roaring" ok don't ever tell me an english degree isn't useful

wow it's like watching the movie version of my favorite book! if my favorite book was the epstein files

Trump Jr. invests in Polymarket – suddenly the feds love betting platforms <3 Funny how fast something becomes “innovation” when the First Family is involved.

DEEP on online prediction markets in today’s Betches open.substack.com/pub/betchesn...

SCOTUS ruled that this money was illegal stolen from Americans, and every member of Congress needs to be pushing for a rebate check.

It’s our money.