Ginny Hogan

I just took my daughter swimming & she spent the whole class looking at the clock. 10 months old & she's already grasped the concept of "exercise"

My husband is once again refusing to behave like the idealized version of him I created in my mind

Fix it in post

What a week to already have a lifelong anxiety disorder

It’s too bad Trump didn’t have some kind of big audience or platform earlier this week with which he could have explained why this was necessary

What a time for the Washington Post to have laid off all their foreign correspondents

Please be gentle with millennials today. Wars in the Middle East are - like everything else - really hard for us.

Hey! For an upcoming essay, I'm looking to talk to women who read Belle Burden's "Strangers" and had thoughts about their own finances/marriage, in the context of Belle's story. If you're down to chat, please email me ginny5hogan@gmail.com. Thanks so much!

No war with Iran.

Next week isn't good enough. Every Democrat in Congress needs to be shouting it from the rooftops today.

No war with Iran.

sometimes when I'm nervous to do stand up, I just imagine the audience in their underwear. And then I feel much better. Pretending there's an audience.

men going to therapy is a scary gateway drug to men telling you that monogamy violates their personal boundaries

In less than 2 months as mayor, Zohran has gotten more concessions from Trump than Congress has in 5 years

I find it inappropriate that children come from sex. They’re children. They should come from something more innocuous, like an ambitious sourdough starter.

And honestly, that would be the secret to getting millennials to have more kids. If you could ferment them.

Classic

The JFK Jr-Carolyn Bessette show is the perfect intersection of Sex & the City (hot people running into each other in NYC) and Grey’s Anatomy (plane crash)

Never

You’re not better than me

Ginny Hogan & Friends - Tixologi Ginny Hogan & Friends: Join Ginny & some of her buds for a brand new stand up show. She’ll be debuting new material about dating, marriage, the male loneliness epidemic, motherhood, death beds, footba...

hey friends, my next stand up show is March 18th in NYC. I have a long bit on pregnant sheep that you do NOT want to miss. event.tixologi.com/event/10204/...

That speech could have been an email. An email that said, “I quit.”

Worked like a charm

"the roaring economy is roaring" ok don't ever tell me an english degree isn't useful

wow it's like watching the movie version of my favorite book! if my favorite book was the epstein files

Trump Jr. invests in Polymarket – suddenly the feds love betting platforms <3 Funny how fast something becomes “innovation” when the First Family is involved.

DEEP on online prediction markets in today’s Betches open.substack.com/pub/betchesn...

SCOTUS ruled that this money was illegal stolen from Americans, and every member of Congress needs to be pushing for a rebate check.

It’s our money.

See you tonight!!

If you don’t want to vaccinate babies, that’s totally fine, just don’t have any

Oh, I'm sorry that the people who woke up at the ass-crack of dawn in freezing cold weather to keep the city running aren't praying the exact way you want them to

i love when parenting advice contradicts itself. perfect excuse to ignore

ICE murdered Ruben Ray Martinez and covered it up.

Do we still think some more training will fix this?

Abolish ICE. And end qualified immunity so we can prosecute these thugs.

Our Last Names Are Actually Different Isabel Hagen & Ginny Hogan's new stand up show, with never-before-heard jokes from both of them! Also, some before-heard jokes. I mean c'mon

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