David

Taking us through the weekend: Lessons from 'The Princess Bride' (1987). 1 of 5

I don't wanna go into detail…

but the Dyson ball cleaner

is a very misleading product name…

#DocAfterDark

Just takes a little thinking!

Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Mother and daughter discuss Republican assholes.

Daughter: “Mother, can a woman get pregnant from anal sex?”
Mother: “Why of course dear. Where do you think Republicans come from?”

Folks — this is not a normal government shutdown.

Let me explain the stakes and how we got here.

Capital letters:

The difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse

and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

A little dab will do ya.

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving...
You need a parachute to go skydiving twice...

thank you so much Scottie
have a wonderful week
big hugz 💜
55555

Randy gave his wife 36 roses

shes thrilled and undresses lays down and spreads her legs saying "This is for the roses"

Randy looks confused and asks "Why? Don’t we have a vase?"



#DocAfterDark

What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

#jokes #dadjoke #funny

And the Lord said unto John, 'Come forth and you will receive eternal life.' John came fifth and won a toaster.

YouTube video by Marsh Family "Measles and Polio Down in the Schoolyard" - Marsh Family parody of Paul Simon "Me and Julio" on RFK

www.change.org/p/rfk-jr-mus...

youtu.be/FDiXrd-R68U

Pro Tip:

Save business cards of people you don't like.

If you ever damage a parked car, just write 'sorry' on the back and leave it on the windshield.

Instructor: “Welcome to Salsa class. Who’s ready to learn how to dance?”

Me: Hiding a bag of tortilla chips… “I think there’s been a misunderstanding.”

#StarWars #LaborDay

Hmmm... should I buy white, or Gary?

Do. Not. Laugh.

Choked on my coffee 🤣🤣🤣

Sibling rivalry.

Good morning #BreakfastCrew

Happy Tuesday! 🌸🌼🌺

Let’s spend the day in the pool or under the waterfall for today’s Meet & Greet!💦☀️👙

Join us for coffee, tea, Jaye’s drink-of-the-day & pastries!☕️🍹

Come meet some new friends.👭👬👫 Everyone welcome!

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Confirmed---
Wil Wheaton today: 53.
(Wil Wheaton at ST:TNG's debut: 15)
Patrick Stewart at ST:TNG's debut: 47.
(Patrick Stewart today: 85)

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe."
~ Albert Einstein
photo credit AP

The Sturgeon moon 8/8 above Stonehenge

Thank you for including me on your list, I really appreciate it. I hope you have a fanatic day!

One of the most amazing displays of democracy in history is that one thousand islands managed to come together and agree on a single dressing

Ooof…..

Some humor for your day. 🤣🤣🤣🤣