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i call on canada to negotiate with china to lift all tariffs in exchange for allowing the PLA to use canada as a forward operating base to launch an invasion of the united states

finnish tim and eric: teemu ja eerikki

happy birthday my friend

are there any supermarket points programs here that are offering knives? i like supermarket offers, and i like knives

sometimes i feel like moving to berlin to start a shitty indie magazine that comes out once a quarter (or whenever i remember) that's just pictures of people wearing the shittiest outfits on the street with massive block quotes like 'i don't have a style. i just am, me'

the answer to the question is our children learning is they is indeed not learning

the national post is utterly worthless as a newspaper or indeed as paper. cut their government subsidies, shut the place down, and turn the postmedia building into an indoor water park

three rieslings and a tom collins in. ready for nine inch nails

From the pourover community on Reddit: Finca Deborah, the best Geisha of my life. Explore this post and more from the pourover community

laughed so hard at this www.reddit.com/r/pourover/c...

i never quite understood why the german word for bangs is Pony but the word for a ponytail is something entirely different

this is insane, truly just an absurd level of government overreach. but it's against trans people so somehow that's acceptable

‘Nobody believes in the future any more’: Adam Curtis and Ari Aster on how to wake up from the post-truth nightmare Paranoia is exploited to control us. Movies are groomed to flatter us. And trauma has been twisted to make us blame ourselves. How can we make sense of our lives? The two film-makers try to navigate the chaos

‘Nobody believes in the future any more’: Adam Curtis and Ari Aster on how to wake up from the post-truth nightmare

poilievre running in an alberta riding to get his seat back:

i love how the non-mainland chinese word for train station platform translates as moon platform, as in standing on an uncovered train platform offers an unobstructed view of the moon

saying domo arigato and bowing before switching off my playstation as a sign of respect

imagining an alternate timeline where reddit failed and digg survived

imagining someone from planet money or whatever walking up to the tiny desk concert while the decemberists or something is performing and screaming at them that this is a place of work

the official constitution website is like official websites for new movies - nobody goes to those any more

planned on reading the kotkin biography of stalin but then i realised i can just read his wikipedia entry for free and draw my own conclusions

i've been reading so much knausgaard i'm afraid to go to sleep and have dreams of being in 80s bergen and having my writing eviscerated by jon fosse and øystein lønn

i think canada should buy one submarine from all of the countries offering to sell to us so we don't hurt anyone's feelings

Shambhala festival goers receive hundreds of tickets for impairment, vehicle defects, more Police issued more than 800 tickets and towed dozens of cars. Another 83 people also face drug-impaired charges. Read more.

fining festival goers in and out of a festival is sort of like the ultimate police infinite money glitch vancouversun.com/news/shambha...

saying goodbye to all the books i've read since february

listing my top characters in the my struggle books like that guy who posted his ranked list of pornstars

knausgaard's debut novel is coming out in english in 2028. we're all going to be dead by then anyway come on

my constant 'fell for it again' is every time i buy a chocolate and orange-flavoured treat that isn't a jaffa cake thinking this time it might be good and it always tastes like garbage

finally the moon people can go net zero

stealing from self checkout is at least a three person job now: one person to bag everything, one person to distract the steward, and a third person on standby to set off the fire alarms in case anyone is getting suspicious

obviously preordering games is stupid as hell but i give EA credit for making the preorder incentives for battlefield 6 so unappealing it makes you wonder if they actually have faith this game is any good

obviously preordering games is stupid as hell but i give EA credit for making the preorder incentives for battlefield 6 so unappealing it makes you wonder if they actually have faith this game is any good