michael

PSA: You don't have to listen to David Bowie. There's good music now.

gta 6 mission: collect protection money from wank bottoms

they should give the CFIA guys who culled the ostriches the victoria cross

bowled a strike tonight and then it was a series of like 6 gutter balls after that

i love the smell of napalm on ostriches in the morning

work schedule:
9:05: clock in
9:05-10:30: linkedin games
10:30-12:30: think about where to go for lunch
12:30-13:30: lunch
13:30-14:00: stop by the bookstore
14:00-15:30: write one email
15:30-16:00: drink a beer from the fridge
16:00: leave early for unspecified reasons

L'Atelier Joe Fresh

if you've played the battlefield 6 map where brooklyn is under rubble and there's tanks everywhere and half the buildings have holes in them that's what zohran mamdani wants for new york city

they're wearing poppies and announcing they're cutting cannabis subsidies for veterans. what happened to lest we forget

the carney government wants the cbc to participate in eurovision????

rest in piss dick cheney. fuck you

i love to countermand orders and i might even join the armed forces just to do it

20 years from now hong kong is going to be the centre of the universe. it's going to be like london at the height of the british empire minus the crime rate and abject poverty

in china economic development is measured by how many foreign fast food chains you have in your tier 3 provincial city

if you work at rogers as a cable technician technically you could say vlady guerrero jr is a coworker

She Was Ready to Have Her 15th Child. Then Came the Felony Charges.

pronatalism hall of famer www.nytimes.com/2025/11/02/m...

going to the cops? in russia? to report a crime? are these people stupid?

listen we may have lost our family business, made our kids miserable, had to live in a barn with goats and lost $50,000 to a local Russian slumlord, but at least we dont have to see gay people in public

do you hear the sound of millions of canadians cancelling their sportsnet plus subscriptions

dutch public broadcasting is so cool because essentially every religion and political stripe has a broadcasting slot on tv so you have the woke refugees welcome broadcaster and an insane far right racist broadcaster on the same channel and then eredivisie highlights i guess

win and regine separating is worse than 9/11 for a certain group of people

i can't wait until human cloning gets solved and ruins professional sports for good

hoping for a slightly adverse reaction to the covid and flu shots i received just now so i can leave work early

didn't know chloe fineman is a scientologist but i respect her much more now. truly the most oppressed religion in 2025

on the bright side every single person who drove to the ballpark, which is all of them, will now be sober enough to drive home

the dodgers and the blue jays are treating all of us to an improv play about the siege of leningrad

very, VERY disturbing to see pat sajak wearing a hoodie in the stands

the collateral murder video was probably more entertaining than this baseball game

Chotiner: So you decided you were going to make a joke post—

Me: —in the form of a Chotiner interview. That’s correct.

Chotiner: And you thought it was funny?

Me: I mean, I didn’t think it wasn’t funny.

Chotiner: Sure.

if social media is fuelling a rise in trans people then they should all just stop using it. and i can think of one social media platform to start with