Noelle Sadé

I actually own these LOL

Coach suede house slippers

So I’m watching The Burbs and it’s cute or w/e but the writing is very much giving “my main character is a Black woman married to a white man so let me overcompensate for that choice by being super on the nose with all the Blackness.”

Thin is back in which makes me an ogre to men and I gotta say I don’t hate it.

So I had a decision to make and I was working thru it with my therapist and she was completely unreadable as to what I should do. I made the decision, told her during our next session, and she said she was proud of me.

SO YOU COULDN’T JUST TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

How you make the money definitely matters, but I also think that what we see from rich black celebs is not that money changed or corrupted them, but released the desires they held inside all along.

This is why Diddy and Dave Chappelle are both full of shit.

Diddy was always this. Dave, too.

Smiling Mychal with hands raised wears an outer space shirt in a library. It is a still from an episode of Reading Rainbow.

LeVar Burton smiles with hands behind his head as he lies down on a colorful pile of books. ENEMY PIE book rests on his chest.

There have been two hosts in the history of Reading Rainbow. The Legend of Literacy, LeVar Burton! And... me, Mychal Threets, a librarian 🥹🤯

I am a reader, a librarian because LeVar Burton and Reading Rainbow made us believe and see we belong in books, we belong everywhere ✨

youtu.be/e7es7qdWVnU

I really hate it when there's black people I don't like, because I really wanna be able to like all my people

But some of #YouBitches make it easy.
So hateable.

Timothy snapped when he said the love of money is the root of evil.

Looking at my work To Do list for the rest of the week and laughing sardonically.

I’ve received an unusually low number of work emails today. Think everyone knows I’m unraveling?

Reminder: when those people say "none of us saw this coming" or "nobody saw this coming" they are not blind to the many people who saw this coming. You're just not an "us" to them. You're "nobody." There is no "i told you so" moment because you STILL do not exist. Save your people and your energy

Mosquitoes to me:

This espresso shot in my chai latte is not doing it I need LIKKA

Almost called outta work today because I’m feeling like a stuffed sausage in my clothes. But I’m learning that a lot of my misery is in my head so we’re pushing through.

Happy Tuesday everyone. Tell that BDD to kick rocks TODAY.

Now what is the reason for this

99% of the time I’m giddy about living alone. The other 1% I’m cussing because GD IT I MISSED THE TRASH AGAIN.

All that training (no pun intended) but DJT got you playing bouncer at Club Train. Y’all should be mad too!!

This evening the National Guard soldiers posted in Union Station wouldn’t let anyone board the 6:55 MARC train even though everyone tried to inform them that our train had been called. Absolute buffoons.

Quick question. Was it the white colonial Jesus’ rapture? Because that would explain why I’m still here…

Idk about the “greatest” but Try Sleeping with a Broken Heart x Alicia Keys was on repeat for the only breakup I was actually sad about. 🙃

“This isn’t the America I know”

Black People:

Folks, caramel apple empanadas are back at Taco Bell. I repeat, caramel apple empanadas are back. THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE.

Four day weekend ahead. I can’t wait to bed rot.

Bought a heated, weighted neck and shoulder wrap from CVS and bitch?! I am living my geriatric dreams, ok?!

Can we talk about Cutwaters.

Yea it’s a lot LOL

*opens Bluesky*
*sees chatter about a woman proposing to a man on camera*
*closes Bluesky*

I’m a Taurus sun and rising and Virgo moon. This explains a lot.

Yall asking Grok questions like it’s not pumping out 1000 cubic meters of poison gas into South Memphis every 15 minutes all so MFs can get a corny ass screenshot to dunk on.