Jac

Good morning to everyone, except David Harbour! 😇

It’s funny that no matter how hard you try to forget something, your body doesn’t.

what’s the term for dissociating from reality whenever i get upset

Yeah running away and never coming back sounds better by the day

Felt dumb. Might go kms later ✌️✌️

🤢🤢🤢🤢

You know, sometimes, I really think a lobotomy would be better than thinking alllll these thoughts with this ‘ol brain of mine.

I still wanna run away and never come back

What’s it with recurring nightmares? 🫠

just get out of my head 🫠

a man wearing glasses and a black shirt with the word rush on it is standing in a room . ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black shirt with the word rush on it is standing in a room .

My dog’s favorite sentence is “Do you wanna get in bed?” No matter what room he is in, when I call that out-he’s zoomin to meet me in bed for a cuddle.

The best part of working from home they don’t talk about is being able to fart

two men are sitting at a table in front of a sign that says ' fx ' on it ALT: two men are sitting at a table in front of a sign that says ' fx ' on it

A Cuban sandwich requires Cuban bread. It is so very necessary. Do not give me brioche or sourdough or whatever farm to table bs you got. CUBAN BREAD 😋

Burnout is so exhausting.

Damn someone confused my breasts for mountains AGAIN smh

Ok but like how did a BAT 🦇 fly into my office TWO DIFFERENT TIMES.

This season of all stars has brought you everything but a satisfying ending

I’ve been having a helluva time protecting my lil brain space.

I know we are all hurting out there right now. In that hurt, we are dealing with it in many ways. I personally cannot take any more edgelords. I do not find you funny. For my own brain I’m just gonna block you online or just walk away in person. No more interaction. I just can’t anymore

It always stresses me out when the people on tv don’t put cases on their phones 😭

Bag em. Tag em. Let the maggots have em.

….only 188 more weeks 😭

I don’t mean Throwback

Who do we need to beg for a 90’s/y2k version of Funky Town?

I have been working on trying to say “I need to start” less

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I’m gonna judge you if you get tickets to the Brand New arena tour

I mentioned to my husband that I felt the itch to go out and do something. He said “Right now?!?!?!” Like I had lost my mind. It’s 8pm on a Saturday. On a three day weekend.

I have awful stressful escape nightmares every single night, but the one I just woke up from made me smile. It’s been about six months since we laid my boxer, Lola to rest. She visited me in my dream. I was running away and felt her boop my arm. I got to give her some good face scritchies. 😭

How do you ask your boss to stop being a dick to you in front of the whole team in corporate speak? 😭 asking for a friend