Noel

Someone should give me money

Okay and maybe I need glasses bc I can’t read signs at the train station without having to walk up to them, but why would I wanna take away that opportunity to get a little exercise in???

I bought plane tickets to the US to see my gf and you’re gonna tell me there have been 3 plane crashes in the last 3 days?

Glad it worked out

As in a single parent or any parent? (Also don’t do this)

Anyway maybe I should start posting my little covers of songs on here since the Americans lost TikTok

I need to turn my feed into exclusively zelda, pokémon, stardew and sims content RN

I keep forgetting that I don’t have my guitar with me at my parents’ place rn and every ten minutes I get the whim to play guitar but it gets canceled bc my guitar is across the country :/

Friendship never sleeps

I know it’s a good song when I start to cry mid playing

Dying 💀

Now that you say that ur kinda right 😭

Omfg 😭

It’s usually used for bratty children

Why 😭😭😭

Kankerkind means cancer child and kutkind means cunt child (I’m a native speaker)

Oh my god

My toxic trait is that I immediately manspread when a man sits next to me in the train

I don’t understand comment sections on this app unfortunately

😪

Robot hiding under the couch

Wow. Proof

Dad just said he’d have bought me an air-fryer for christmas if I’d have had a place to live. Ok rub it in ig.

It’s true

Gf hates me and wants me dead

Will do 🫡

How do I get on the ADHD side of this app? Is there a secret passcode?

I have been standing here for 30 minutes

Having executive dysfunction abt walking through a door pls keep me in your thoughts and prayers

I wish there was a dislike button