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Smashy

@smashy.bsky.social

Gay, neurodivergent, and chubby designer, musician, and photographer based in Montreal. VERY NSFW. πŸ”žπŸ”žπŸ”ž The SFW profile for music/photography is @bigdumbanimal.bsky.social.

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Done!

28.02.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah if you ever speak ill of yourself and your body ever the fuck again, I'm pointing to what you reposted here and telling you that you are fuckin hot whether you like it or not. ❀️

28.02.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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ChubbyOrcPaws - FeetFinder A big guy with big feet who doesn't mind getting them dirty.

Hey so if you like foot stuff, i have a few things up on FeetFinder, more will come in the future!

app.feetfinder.com/userProfile/...

28.02.2026 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That would have been fun!

28.02.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A fat, naked man sitting on a bed in a bathhouse, holding his leg up.

A fat, naked man sitting on a bed in a bathhouse, holding his leg up.

Describing the bathhouse i usually go to yesterday, i said it was like classic radio stations that features the 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, and today!

This is an artistic outake from my last trip.

28.02.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Visually left but which one is more comfortable? That's the important thing.

28.02.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Jarvis Cocker - Jarvis - Cunts are still running the world.wmv
YouTube video by revisionartemas Jarvis Cocker - Jarvis - Cunts are still running the world.wmv

At work. Need more coffee. I've been listening to Morphine's brilliant final album The Night on this great, rainy day. Though reading them news puts me in mind of this song:

youtu.be/ahzNnXex5fY?...

28.02.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you beautiful! Likewise :)

28.02.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heya sexy bear, I'm just at work here. I hope you have an awesome day :)

28.02.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A fat man in white underwear, black shirt hiked up over his chest and belly

A fat man in white underwear, black shirt hiked up over his chest and belly

A fat man in blue pants, leather suspenders hanging down

A fat man in blue pants, leather suspenders hanging down

A fat man in blue pants and leather suspenders without a shirt

A fat man in blue pants and leather suspenders without a shirt

A fat man in blue pants, a black polo, and leather suspenders

A fat man in blue pants, a black polo, and leather suspenders

Getting a ride to work and there are so many potholes, it's like a dispensary opened in a bathhouse.

Have some getting dressed photos.

28.02.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

That looks like an amazing time in the tub!

28.02.2026 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh that is a great match!!

28.02.2026 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That would be 4 yesses, King

28.02.2026 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So if my special interest involved painting movements, sculpture techniques, and galleries, would that be a case of Artism?

28.02.2026 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And now i have the Megaman 2 stage select theme in my head! :)

27.02.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A page with pencil drawings of sex toys including bullets, a panty vibrator, a g spot vibrator, Kegel balls, dilators, dildos, a butt plug, a prostate massager, and a string of small beads

A page with pencil drawings of sex toys including bullets, a panty vibrator, a g spot vibrator, Kegel balls, dilators, dildos, a butt plug, a prostate massager, and a string of small beads

A bit of drawing practice for the book.

27.02.2026 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They definitely enjoy it :)

27.02.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's been a while since I've rubbed one out before going to work but here you go!

27.02.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 157    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Very valuable list! Plenty of places to donate near you.

26.02.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1371    πŸ” 1131    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Not as a joke or a prank, but yes, please be my guest!

26.02.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A fat man laying on a couch holding his belly

A fat man laying on a couch holding his belly

Happy birthday!!

26.02.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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this bill is legitimately a three-alarm fire. if they manage to define trans existence as explicit then there is nothing stopping them from genocide. i need every single cis person talking about this, calling their reps, getting out in the streets.

26.02.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3550    πŸ” 2792    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 152

Just in time for thick Thursday!

26.02.2026 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder that Disney Animators routinely drew porn of whatever they were working on.
Purity tests are for politicians

26.02.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4068    πŸ” 1209    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 4

β€œDIAG identifies four individuals as past and present officers. Among them is Jennifer Poyer, who has a close affiliation with Genspect, which the Southern Poverty Law Center has identified as an anti-LGBTQ+ hate group.”

So of course the New York Times promotes them as a liberal organization πŸ˜’

26.02.2026 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 222    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of stuffed animals are sitting at a table with cups of coffee ALT: a group of stuffed animals are sitting at a table with cups of coffee

More like 'cause of wokka wokka wokka :P

26.02.2026 07:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Work and working it! ;)

26.02.2026 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You are absolutely so right, I totally agree with you. Any ADULT who freely engage in sex work has the right to do so and be proud of providing pleasure to his viewers or customers

25.02.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly it was a slow afternoon for the first couple of hours and then it really picked up. I usually try to get a selfie when I go, this was just the first time I had natural light :)

Thank you!

26.02.2026 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am really looking forward to the story behind that look :)

26.02.2026 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0