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I just laughed out loud on the subway platform from this!

Not sure if anyone will really even see this post but if you can, I'm in need of help. Rent is coming up and work has been slow and hours have been hard to come by.

I'm doing icon commissions for $10 if anyone is interested.
If you could repost this, I would be super grateful.

Too... Many...?

That's a thing?

ANNOUNCEMENT TIME!!!!

A fat man in jeans, a white t shirt, a high vi visibility orange vest and hard hat holding a clipboard. The logo on the hat and clipboard say "Department of Socio-Sexual Health And Safety" and there is a picture of a hand holding a sweaty banana.

Costume and prop check for an upcoming series. Want to know more? Join my Patreon!

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You look incredible! And your meat looks damn tasty!

It's important to recognize when you're wrong about something. In this case, PVC.

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A fat man wearing a neoprene black and blue vest, black harness with pride colored studs, a black neoprene tank top and red and black neoprene pants from the back

Last year, I was in gear at work for Pride. Next Sunday will be much the same but with new neoprene pants!

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A fat man with red briefs pulled aside revealing his effect penis

Tighty... Reddie FCF?

Ourcommons.ca

I just got my MP's contact information, called, and left a polite message with a staffer saying "Bill C2 is terrible, please withdraw it." I think the guy was surprised that someone called.

So call, be polite to the staffers, and let's make this bill absolutely goddamn toxic.

It's all I've been buying for the last few months!

A brief update

Fat man in white briefs

Getting ready for work, I was hunting through my underwear drawer, picked out some cute boxer briefs, but then spotted what i think is my last clean pair of tighty whities and was way happier than I would have thought!

Fuck yeah! That'll be me after work! But in shorts because i have to do laundry... But naked after!

I knew about the bill and wrote my MP. I just signed the petition

Hey Canada! Sign this!

Canada’s Bill C-2 Opens the Floodgates to U.S. Surveillance The Canadian government is preparing to give away Canadians’ digital lives—to U.S. police, to the Donald Trump administration, and possibly to foreign spy agencies.Bill C-2, the so-called Strong Borde...

Liberals will not save us. They're collaborating with fascists already

www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...

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Crop tops are for everybody!

That's awesome! Congrats!

Oh, and The Men Who Stare At Buttholes

Girls Will Be Buttholes
Buttholes and Doughnuts
The Butthole Who Wasn't There
The Grand Budapest Butthole
The Royal Buttholes
The Toxic Butthole
Butthole Of Nukem High
Pink Buttholes
Butthole Trouble
A Dirty Butthole
Desperate Buttholes
Sordid Buttholes
Fried Green Buttholes
Super Mario Buttholes

Boss. I'm tired boss. We been doing these experiments and studies since the 60s and 70s and the outcome has been the same in them all.

The pushback against these measures aren't because they don't work. It's because they DO work and they'll include peoples they wish to exclude from society.

'Return to Sir With...'
Quick little fan comic I made in tribute because of an old adult manga called 'To Sir With...' created by the artist Noda Gaku. Love his comic! Made this little epilog with his permission. #nsfw

Go back further for that, you don't have to look far :)

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A fat man in a white t shirt and tighty whities shot at an angle that emphasizes the bulge in the underwear

It's been a week. Tighty whities ftw.

Welp, I can't argue. I made my own boot tread paddle ferfucksake.

Dont stop contacting Visa/MC, but Itch needs Stripe specifically pressured right now.

Yup, I'll gladly take that bait!

If you want to actually solve the problem, instead of punishing itch, start calling payment cos

Collective Shout, which is run by people who get published by Spinifex, a very terf-seeming organization, apparently needed 1,000 people to yell at visa to get this done.

We got more than 1000 people.

A fat naked man sitting on a couch, penis fully retracted.

Morning nuts