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Smashy

@smashy.bsky.social

Gay, neurodivergent, and chubby designer, musician, and photographer based in Montreal. VERY NSFW. πŸ”žπŸ”žπŸ”ž The SFW profile for music/photography is @bigdumbanimal.bsky.social.

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"I'm a dumb hog who jerks his dumb hog."

The boar repeated his new mantra while his cock shot blanks; he had already emptied his balls all over his now-sticky chest.

The ex-hero's livestream became trending news, and all donation went directly to his glorious Master who tamed him.

#nsfw

04.03.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like to charge, repost to cast

05.03.2026 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A fat man standing in white briefs

A fat man standing in white briefs

Hope I'm not too late for this...

05.03.2026 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I very much enjoy, thank you for sharing it :)

05.03.2026 07:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon dog is laughing and biting its nails . Alt: a cartoon dog is laughing and biting its nails .
04.03.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This may hit my fellow hypno horny orc friends a little different but while I'm waiting to playtest Seeing What Sticks, I'm making notes for a two player battle card game tentatively called Thralls: The Controller War. Zug zug ;)

Hmm, I guess this is my workflow now? Cool!

04.03.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A fully dressed fat man in a Daddy t shirt

A fully dressed fat man in a Daddy t shirt

A fat man in pants and leather suspenders

A fat man in pants and leather suspenders

A fat man in white briefs

A fat man in white briefs

A fat naked man

A fat naked man

Returning to my natural state after the show.

04.03.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 127    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Model/Actriz performing Vespers

Model/Actriz performing Vespers

Peaches on stage

Peaches on stage

Peaches in front of an inflatable stage set

Peaches in front of an inflatable stage set

Peaches in a middle finger dress singing Barbara Streisand's People to close the show.

Peaches in a middle finger dress singing Barbara Streisand's People to close the show.

Saw Peaches with Model/Actriz last night and holy fucking shit they tore the roof off of the Rialto! MA were fucking incredible again and I've been waiting to see Peaches for 25 years. It was a full on pop concert with costume changes, dancers and a full on inflatable set!!

04.03.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can confirm

04.03.2026 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Despite the Nazi's crushing defeat, their hatred lived on. The Allies' own censorship and anti-gay laws helped erase the queer dead from the record and kept the living hiding or imprisoned To quote the Auschwitz Memorial's own website, "embarrassment is the reason that scholars remain silent about Nazism's homosexual victims". 

In the decades since, many queer stories from the era have been unearthed, and many read as losses upon losses. John Topham's photographs of the battery in drag were banned from publication in the UK. Queer men like Alan Turing were subjected to chemical castration. Christine and Roberta both spent their lives as outcasts, hounded by the press and, in Christine's case, dened her own marriage due to the court ruling her a man and her union sodomy. 

I do not need to point out the parallels. I *do* need you to help us ensure that this history is not allowed to repeat itself.

LEAVE NO ONE BEHIND. --piper

Despite the Nazi's crushing defeat, their hatred lived on. The Allies' own censorship and anti-gay laws helped erase the queer dead from the record and kept the living hiding or imprisoned To quote the Auschwitz Memorial's own website, "embarrassment is the reason that scholars remain silent about Nazism's homosexual victims". In the decades since, many queer stories from the era have been unearthed, and many read as losses upon losses. John Topham's photographs of the battery in drag were banned from publication in the UK. Queer men like Alan Turing were subjected to chemical castration. Christine and Roberta both spent their lives as outcasts, hounded by the press and, in Christine's case, dened her own marriage due to the court ruling her a man and her union sodomy. I do not need to point out the parallels. I *do* need you to help us ensure that this history is not allowed to repeat itself. LEAVE NO ONE BEHIND. --piper

03.03.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That would never wor-

*looks down*

well dang!

03.03.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ATMOSPHERE BY JOY DIVISION IN A GAME TRAILER!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?

I now need to play this game!

Also thanks to a typo, new drag king name: Joey Division

03.03.2026 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Orc Dad Bod, it's the best combo!

03.03.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
We must love one another or die written in a cute typeface over the background of a village.

We must love one another or die written in a cute typeface over the background of a village.

03.03.2026 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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When Putin needed pretext for creating "The Red Web", Russia's authoritarian system of online censorship that effectively bans LGBTQ speech, he did it through the EXACT same moral panic about social media and kids that liberals and many leftists are spreading today.

02.03.2026 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1138    πŸ” 459    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 14

Well hello handsome! :)

03.03.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will not! Blarg!

02.03.2026 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really like my job but I cannot stress enough how little I wish to work tonight. We're currently in the dead season and I'm dead tired. I'm going to bring my iPad tonight to start drawing for the book in earnest. Will I? Whomst'd've knows!?

Bleeeeh.

02.03.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks good!!

02.03.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When clinics started putting out research that 97.5% of trans youth who socially transitioned maintained a stable gender identity for 5 years,the reaction was never going to be, "I guess this isn't a phase." It was always going to be to ban social transition.

02.03.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 925    πŸ” 279    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5
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Some morale boosting for the boys on my tl πŸ’ͺ 😘

#mancrushmonday

02.03.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 602    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 1

I do love eating πŸ‘ and having mine ate :)

02.03.2026 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still looks cute :)

02.03.2026 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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APPARENTLY its National Pig Day ( which is News to me! ) so what better to celebrate than to show off some Hogs...which happens here periodically here but this is good enough reason to post LOL. Shout out to @desertb0ar.bsky.social for letting me know of this Day~

01.03.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1701    πŸ” 370    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1

For years we said they’re going for a genocide of trans people and for years we were told to β€œstop being so dramatic.”

Now we’re at the point of human experimentation with the explicit goal of eradicating us.

Can we call the genocide a fucking genocide now?

01.03.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3690    πŸ” 1834    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 15

Will be there functional differences? Oooh my yes. A larger grid and a switch to what happens when opponent cards are captured and turned for one thing.

I also need to come up with a wide array of characters and art and stuff for this. It's on the pile, though, and prolly the Patreon eventually.

01.03.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A fat man in underwear laying on a couch reading a book about board game mechanics.

A fat man in underwear laying on a couch reading a book about board game mechanics.

A passing Sunday afternoon. I just had an idea for a physical game adaptation of Triple Triad/Tetra Master, it's been done already, but i think it would be quite fun.

01.03.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 121    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is it that obvious I split my pants? Need to remember underwear. #chub #chubby #bear #StDonCeup

28.02.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 325    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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If you or someone you know will be competing at IML this year, check out the latest episode of the podcast where I interview IML 2025 about competing.

01.03.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well that day, it was emotional support on multiple levels before i was barely conscious.

Otherwise i just suck dick. And yes I've seen your dick pic. No, deep throat isn't happening because I know my limits. And yes, you'd still have a lot of fun, I think.

01.03.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0