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String of Correctly Spelled Texts from Trump Fuels Speculation That he is Dead The texts were the work of someone with at least a seventh-grade education.

String of Correctly Spelled Texts from Trump Fuels Speculation That he is Dead
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This observation is self-evident, but that last line is really clever!
I would also add that "mediocrity" is an exceedingly generous depiction.

She actually has shown lots of gratitude...just not to those that are raping and pillaging the rest of us.

Caligula was probably the most loco and depraved...and Trump is too inept to fiddle.

Trump is the modern day Caligula.
This is not a joke.

Better yet, release the American people...and the world...from your tyranny.

Republicans could end the shutdown immediately by getting rid of the filibuster, something they have not been shy about doing in the past. Only Democrats have shown reluctance and hesitation about breaking "norms"...and if not for that we could have had a host of reforms, including voting rights.

Coming from a family of teachers, I remember this history.
Lately, one can't help but doubt that "the arc of the moral universe" is bending towards justice.
Sadly, it appears that this arc has bent so much that it is broken.

You're a warrior Hyapatia, truly! You will get through this because you will make it so.
Plus, all of us are sending you our love, take our strength...as much as you need!

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Plus, you (or your guests) don't ever have to worry about vampires!

Government Shutdown Costs Kristi Noem Her Extensions “I feel naked without them.”

Government Shutdown Costs Kristi Noem Her Extensions
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What can I add to the word of God but AMEN!

One of my heroes too!
When asked what I wanted to be when I grew up, the first thing I would always say was "naturalist" and would immediately think of Jane Goodall as the shining example of the life to lead.
Throughout the decades, the estimation and supreme admiration only grew greater.

Furious Kim Jong Un Claims Trump Stole His Idea of Gathering Generals “That asshole totally ripped me off.”

Furious Kim Jong Un Claims Trump Stole His Idea of Gathering Generals
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Wishing you the same, Hyapatia! We were all thinking of you and sending you healing energies and infinite love (love is always infinite!)!

Hegseth's Meeting Backfires as Military Audience Starts Chanting, "Epstein, Epstein" The Defense Secretary fled the stage in tears.

Hegseth's Meeting Backfires as Military Audience Starts Chanting, "Epstein, Epstein"
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Let's not get our hopes up too much...once again.
Whatever we eventually get of the Epstein files, there can be no doubt that it will be already scrubbed clean of all but the most innocuous mentions of Trump. Hopefully, it will be obvious that this cleaning has been done.

The diaper budget alone is breaking the bank...

What about the fat commander in chief?

Only Trump and MAGA would hold a LITERAL shit show...

He should take a leaf out of the Democratic playbook and compose a strongly worded tweet...

We'll hear the crickets instead of the bullfrogs...

Yeah, I'd be much more frightened if any of them looked like NF...or Charlie Kirk, for that matter...

It IS a political choice...there are now enough resources in the world to support every single human being at an upper-middle class level.
That people still are homeless, still suffer and die, is an obscenity almost beyond compare.

Plus interest...

Well, in the rare case that they do indeed fix a problem, there is a 99.99999% chance that the particular problem was one they themselves created.
It is also absolutely certain that for every problem they fix, at least three more are added...

US Military Cleans Up Discarded Kale at Portland Farmer’s Market Kash Patel claimed, "We are keeping kale off the streets of Portland."

US Military Cleans Up Discarded Kale at Portland Farmer’s Market
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Thank you Melody!
I didn't know I was, though I did know some had put me on block lists because I had followed a lot of people.
How does one see the labels...and how does one appeal?

The last bit is key...we can all use more self-reflection and also its complement...paying attention and reflecting on all those around us.