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Unbelievable how often I get this argument, even from my otherwise ostensibly intelligent friends...

So, "speaker" Johnson excuses Trump's call to kill six members of congress by asserting that Trump was only describing what is "sedition".
Yet, those six never told any soldiers to disobey orders, just noted the duty to not obey orders that were illegal or unconstitutional.

One day, the MAGA hat will become a universally recognized symbol of hate.

Oh, was that yesterday?

Trump Boasts That His Funeral Will Have Much Bigger Turnout Than Cheney’s "My funeral will draw MILLIONS!" he claimed.

Trump Boasts That His Funeral Will Have Much Bigger Turnout Than Cheney’s
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Lindsey Halligan Reveals Her Dream is to Someday Go to Law School “Ever since I was a little kid I’ve always dreamed of being a lawyer.”

Lindsey Halligan Reveals Her Dream is to Someday Go to Law School
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It's a trite cliche now...every accusation or insult a confession.

SNAP is also consequently a subsidy for mega-rich corporations like Walmart and McDonald's to NOT pay even living wages.

Yes...not even msnbc...oops...msnow mentions it. I always bristle when the pundits there say no one has accused Trump of being involved. They have...and it rings truer than anything that has ever spewed from his mouth.

She Says Trump Raped Her When She Was a Child The Andy Borowitz Show

She Says Trump Raped Her When She Was a Child
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The Epstein Story That Corporate Media Won't Touch Warning: This post contains upsetting content.

The Epstein Story That Corporate Media Won't Touch
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Of course, we'll never see the full or real files...that it took this long to wipe out all the traces of the orange turd's guilt and complicity bespeaks how deeply he has spread his stank through all of it...

Seeing is believing...until what you see makes you blind, that is.

If you ever spend anytime on twatter, you'll realize that this is who they are...any "fallout" is a sham, they're out and they're proud...

That...or they've finally scrubbed everything clean. We were never going to get any incriminating evidence on Trump, that should have been obvious from the start.

Hegseth Rushed to Walter Reed Hospital After Poking Eye With Mascara Brush Karoline Leavitt denied that alcohol played “any role” in the cosmetics mishap.

Hegseth Rushed to Walter Reed Hospital After Poking Eye With Mascara Brush
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He knows jack shit about dancing too...so why the fuck is he building a ballroom?

Of course! We must also all recognize that any of this is fruitless and impotent unless none are excluded. Selective "justice" is just a mirage; not a stand for principle, but one of favoritism.

When they work so hard at making such distinctions... she's post pubescent, so she's a woman...you know for certain that they are guilty.

Now that is genuinely funny! 🤣

Government funding bill cuts food safety regulations. See the provisions for yourself The bill prohibited the FDA from enforcing regulations aimed at increasing traceability of the supply chain, among other rules.

But of course! The Democrats caved without even knowing how deep they would be spelunking...

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Trump's Truth Social AI chatbot disputes his false claims The chatbot, powered by the Perplexity AI engine, provides factual answers about rising U.S. grocery prices, the 2020 election and other topics.

If even Trump's own AI knows that Trump is lying...
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Epstein's brother sent email about Trump 'blowing' someone named 'Bubba' Some people online claimed "Bubba" referenced Bill Clinton, but that hasn't been confirmed.

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I don't know, I would say they are cynical about anyone who doesn't look like them...or about anything, including general science, that might be contrary to their preconceptions or beliefs.

ANSWERED: Does COVID-19 Harm the Brain? A Collection of Medical Research (60 Studies)

ANSWERED: Does COVID-19 Harm the Brain?
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We already have such a term...MAGA...

THE DOG THAT HASN'T BARKED
"Sex offender Jeffrey Epstein referred to Donald Trump as the "dog that hasn't barked" and told his former companion Ghislaine Maxwell that an alleged victim had "spent hours at my house" with Trump, according to email correspondence released Wednesday..."

Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him The booing fans were "paid by Soros," he claimed.

Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him
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Venezuelans sent by Trump to El Salvador endured systematic torture, report finds Human rights groups accuse Trump officials of complicity and draw comparison with scandal at Abu Ghraib prison

Why? Apparently it is the Christian thing to do...!

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And how are you going to bring that about?
Your premise is just plain wrong.
Authoritarianism "succeeds" often by plain force...or, in our case...by a many decades long plan to subvert and pervert our already weak institutions.

And, while we're at it...why don't we just do that for everybody?
Or, is cruelty an essential part of the american dream, we cannot be happy unless others suffer?