Captanne

I’ve never been into Taylor Swift, but I’m really excited for her new album, “Trump is in the Epstein Files”

Goodnight to most, from all at Skinnerville, where Secretary Baked Potato is exercising his power to levy a nap as granted in Article 2 of MeanCat’s Constitution.

Good morning and welcome to Tuna Tuesday

Smiling at strangers could lighten up their day.

A lot of people just need somebody to be kind to them today

Be that somebody

Bin storage area duties today
Currently guarding and inspecting the recycling bins with the precision of a feline customs officer.
No prohibited items shall pass under my watch.

No, JD, belonging in America does not depend on how many generations of your family have lived here. The values of this country matter - deeply - to who we are and what it means to be American.

Clearly this is not about making DC, or any of us, safer.

THIS.

The most important thing to know about Trump’s manufactured crisis in DC is that his administration is still covering up what’s in the Epstein files.

Thank you Gov Newsom 👊

Gov Hochul, you’re not far behind, right

Ok this is my laugh for the night.

👇👇👇

At some point we’re going to need to figure out why millions of Americans readily believe every objectively untrue word that comes out of Donald Trump’s mouth. Saying that they’re brainwashed or in a cult isn’t the answer.

Trump envoy slammed for "damaging incompetence" over Putin talks

Michael McFaul, a former U.S. ambassador to the Russian Federation, accused Steve Witkoff of "deeply damaging incompetence."

Democrats get a powerful ally to fight Trump’s gerrymandering Former Attorney General Eric Holder, who leads the National Democratic Redistricting Committee, will join a call with House Democrats on Wednesday as the party plans a strategy to counter a wave of Republican-led redistricting efforts during...

Democrats get a powerful ally to fight Trump’s gerrymandering https://www.dailykos.com/story/2025/8/11/2337876/-Democrats-get-a-powerful-ally-to-fight-Trump-s-gerrymandering?pm_campaign=blog&pm_medium=rss&pm_source=

Whole lotta fact-free judgments on crime in DC or NYC or Chicago by people that have never even been to, let alone lived in, DC or NYC or Chicago. Thus as it always was, the most wrong are the most loud

It’s story time with the blacky whiteys in the cottage. They’re so sweet.

IF Trump actually cared about our safety.

Replying to @Dr. Kendrick Roberson #Washington #DC #crime #ridiculous TikTok video by Dr. Kendrick Roberson

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8k32jm4/

#Epstein

Below are the 30 U.S. cities with at least 100,000 residents that had the highest number of crimes against people, per 100,000, according to the latest FBI data report.

Goodness, Washington, D.C., forgot to be included!

JD Vance & Jim Jordon's Ohio makes a stellar showing. Heck of a job on crime!

Facts matter! 💣

🤷 I drove NY Ave NE and the U St Corridor home from work and saw absolutely nothing different. (I’ve seen the video of U St NW from last night).

the flag of washington d.c. is waving in the wind Alt: the flag of washington d.c. is waving in the wind

Thanks! 👋

Holy cats.

EXCLUSIVE: I Have Ghislaine Maxwell's Security Score, Custody Level, Transfer Code, and Sex Offender Waiver I have reviewed an electronic file that includes some of the information Senator Whitehouse is demanding from the Bureau of Prisons.

BREAKING: EXCLUSIVE: Senator Whitehouse asked the BOP for Ghislaine Maxwells sex offender waiver, custody level, transfer code, and security point score. I have them. She's also been granted the ability to leave the facility for work assignments. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/exclusive-...

I realized that as I looked more closely at your feed which is great, by the way. I re-skeeted my hero Rep. Jamie Raskin. He’s my best friend’s representative. I’m a native Washingtonian and live in the city. By the way, today there was no indication of any change. LOL

Only emergency I see is the shit show in the White House.