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Simon Indelicate

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Pop singer, web4 edge case and imaginary theme park proprietor.

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Hate this new Spotify welcome screen

30.07.2025 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hate this new Spotify welcome screen

30.07.2025 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Signed into this app for the first time in a month just to rt this having seen a screencap of it. Definitive work.

06.07.2025 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
06.07.2025 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Such a great set last night. I endorse this plan.

27.06.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone I met was very nice and my main contact in particular struck me as capable and well-intentioned; but it was poisoning the well of crowdfunding - which I remain a believer in- and I'm very glad of my near miss. Thanks for this insight - hope you find good bridges to replace the ones you burn

02.06.2025 04:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just stopped mentioning it at all once I discovered the near criminal, profit skimming amounts that they were charging for postage and the dismissive way they were treating backers I had an established relationship with - it felt like donating my own store of goodwill to build them a firewall.

02.06.2025 04:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I quiet quit my funding campaign once it became clear that the idea was to trick my non existent rich relatives into crowdfunding a rather lavish publishing house rather than to crowdfund the book.

02.06.2025 04:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Indelicates + BCOS RSNS + Pocket Lint Tickets | From ยฃ9 | 26 Jun @ Paper Dress Vintage, London | DICE **THE INDELICATES** Cult DIY pioneers Simon and Julia of The Indelicates are closing in on twenty years pushing at the boundaries of subjects that constitut...

It's PAYDAY! Get your tickets, this is only 3 weeks away!

#TheIndelicates, #BCOSRSNS #PocketLint @pocketlint.bsky.social @morwen.net @simonindelicate.indelicates.xyz
@paperdress.bsky.social

dice.fm/event/mxq7gw...

30.05.2025 07:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Simon and Julia's Eurovision Podcast Avenue QAnon Crumbs ยท Episode

open.spotify.com/episode/1OD1...

Epic podcast ep from me and Julia Indelicate addressing every single one of the 37 Eurovision entries. Listen now and find out what you should say about them all!

listenable wherever you listen. Links and streaming here:
avenue-qanon-06jan24.netlify.app/podcast/

13.05.2025 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hahahaha, fuck this pointless piece of shit website

21.04.2025 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
4CHAN (THERE'S SOMETHING GOING DOWN ON /POL/) - The Indelicates
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Probably an appropriate day to repost this
youtu.be/ktNKH1jJ4k8?...

15.04.2025 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Blondie - Dreaming
YouTube video by BlondieVEVO Blondie - Dreaming

People bell on about stuff that doesn't matter but ask people from bands. They'll tell you the truth - that Clem Burke was the greatest of all time. We will not see his like again. The world is so much worse now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU3-...

07.04.2025 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would like to apologise to non-orc members of the horde for misrepresenting their capacity to understand orcish in footnote 83 of the otherwise unimpeachable Avenue QAnon lyric book. It was not my intention to conflate race and culture in this way and I will reflect and do better in future.

04.04.2025 12:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just sold a copy of Avenue QAnon by the Indelicates to myself for 1 billion dollars - so that is what they are officially worth now and I have a trillion dollars in leveragable assets, please lend me money to bribe voters with

29.03.2025 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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GitHub - simonindelicate/discord-ai-digest: A Discord bot that uses the OpenAI API to create daily summaries of member discussions A Discord bot that uses the OpenAI API to create daily summaries of member discussions - simonindelicate/discord-ai-digest

For anyone running a discord server and finding the pace a bit overwhelming for casual users - this bot produces a useful summary every day to give a catch up on the buzz and a digest of what's a happenin'
Also puts every shared link in one place
github.com/simonindelic...

29.03.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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All the news that's fit to print

14.03.2025 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sliding hiatal hernias are a notable exception.

13.03.2025 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing but sabotage for the corporate verb.

13.03.2025 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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He didn't do that, though, did he?

13.03.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm trying to raise some money for some creative stuff. Check out my Discogs page, see if there's anything you're looking for. You know you want that Bonnie Tyler eight track #records #discogs @discogsofficial.bsky.social
www.discogs.com/seller/augst...

13.03.2025 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Something going down on slash pol slash

13.03.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Interesting, yeah. Good spot anyway - the phrase that stuck out for me was 'defiantly orange' which *is* a clichรฉ, but also is a figurative connection that you'd really require embodied experience of seeing colours in the world to come up with. I'm not sure what I think about it though.

13.03.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But my reaction to a human author repurposing it in that way would be as it is to the two authors who have repurposed it as a title - to accept that ironic (or otherwise) referencing is valid. But, you're right, clichรฉ is too far.

13.03.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fair point.

13.03.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which suggests this is all just wine expertise for scribblers - everybody pompously asking the wrong questions to avoid exposure for as long as possible.

13.03.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or at least: that is just as good a piece of lit crit as the nitpicky critique of the motivated critic.

13.03.2025 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bit it isn't particularly poorly chosen, actually. 'Ghosts' implies that the voices which direct the LLMs training are dead *to it* - which is a provocative use of the Nabokovian clichรฉ that subverts and repurposes it to highlight the authority of dead human text in the cosmology of an AI...

13.03.2025 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is better chosen in the original I suppose - referring directly to the dead - so maybe he would.

13.03.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would this guy like the phrase if it was Nabakov's?

13.03.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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