Philip Jeays

Of course! Do you have a plan?

Thanks! Hope you're doing OK, I emailed you after the Monkey Cage thing, if you didn't get it it just said FUCK 'EM, you're doing the right thing, keep on doing it. Love to the family, and Happy New Year!

I read an article that said anyone who didn’t return their supermarket trolley to its stand once they’d finished shopping shouldn’t be allowed to vote, as they clearly had no regard for anyone else. I’d be happy with that.

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

LONDON

MITCH BENN brings his electrifying one man version of Dickens’s A Christmas Carol to the Baron’s Court Theatre TOMORROW
(9th) until Saturday 13th (plus matinee on Saturday)…
#AChristmasCarol #ChristmasReels #Dickens #LondonTheatre #TheatreReels #ViralReels #Storytelling #ChristmasInLondon

One more chance to see my show - online! ko-fi.com/s/3c9776c027

Pls share!

My attendance record in the European Parliament was the 4th worst out of 751 MEPs, yet I managed to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.

Big very scary announcement that I never thought I'd have to make so I put nice music and a relaxing nostalgic background on it for you.

Four mid century style Christmas cards designs

WIN a set of #Christmas cards

Repost and follow me to enter
I’ll pick a winner at 9pm tonight (Friday 7 Nov)
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Yeah, well you can prove anything with facts.

Doctor uses Reform conference speech to link king’s cancer to Covid vaccine Aseem Malhotra claimed ‘eminent oncologist’ said jab was ‘significant factor in the cancer of members of royal family’

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

This woman will be protected by generations of crows

h/t: Autumn Buck / firstdatejunkie

Our elderly neighbour locked herself out at 3am (dementia), the police recommended phoning an emergency 24 hour locksmith to get her back in - one of them I phoned had a recorded message: 'We are currently experiencing a high volume of calls...'
It's all just bollocks.

The Hundred is cricket for Americans.

Omg, check out Jerome Powell’s reactions to everything coming out of Trump’s mouth lol

Trump is so embarrassing.

I want to join but hate giving out my phone number - please could you remove this as a necessity to signing up.

A selection of prints, a cushion, a phone case and a notebook featuring bold retro designs and a photo of Gail.

Hello!
It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business.
My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares, accessories and stationery.
I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing.
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YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ANYMORE

Robin Ince - Exeter Phoenix The Universe and the Neurodiverse is a journey from the outermost planets to our innermost thoughts.

my Exeter gig is selling a little slowly - tickets here

exeterphoenix.org.uk/events/robin...

Spot on again from the excellent @mattgreencomedy.com .
😂🌹🤣

Me: Nearly Monday again. Totally ready for it.

Narrator: But she wasn't ready. She wasn’t ready at all.

YouTube video by Philip Jeays Philip Jeays - The Rain

Here’s another song from the new album.
Hear it. See it. Buy it. Share it. Say it. Sorted.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw7d...

Image of library book display labeled:

“It's A Warning Not An Instruction Manual.”

Books on display:
• On Tyranny
• Twenty Lessons From
The 21st Century
• 1984
• A Handmaids Tale
• Diary of Anne Frank
• Parable of The Sower
• Fahrenheit 451
• Animal Farm
• Brave New World

~TAiLS of a Bookworm

💥Oxford I'm coming for you!💥
Sunday May 18 at The Old Fire Station.
🎟️ oldfirestation.org.uk/whats-on/abi...

#standupcomedian #ukcomedy #oxford #oxfordshire #whatsonoxford

Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins

Hello sexy, here’s the first song off my new album, why not share it? Likes are nice but sharing’s better.
By the way, I didn’t call you sexy just to try to get you to share this, I really do think you are sexy.
youtu.be/m5GF5XJfvKQ

Me, every time I release a new album.

Bloody hell, that's a few years ago! The first one at the Hammersmith Apollo.