Yeah, well you can prove anything with facts.
13.09.2025 15:31 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@jeays.bsky.social
Chansonnier left of centre flare wearing art loving cool grooving jazz digging High Priest of Daddio - former positions include Mambo Pope and Bishop of Durham (excommunicated). YEAH!
Yeah, well you can prove anything with facts.
13.09.2025 15:31 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This woman will be protected by generations of crows
h/t: Autumn Buck / firstdatejunkie
Our elderly neighbour locked herself out at 3am (dementia), the police recommended phoning an emergency 24 hour locksmith to get her back in - one of them I phoned had a recorded message: 'We are currently experiencing a high volume of calls...'
It's all just bollocks.
The Hundred is cricket for Americans.
05.08.2025 18:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Omg, check out Jerome Powellβs reactions to everything coming out of Trumpβs mouth lol
Trump is so embarrassing.
I want to join but hate giving out my phone number - please could you remove this as a necessity to signing up.
06.07.2025 23:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A selection of prints, a cushion, a phone case and a notebook featuring bold retro designs and a photo of Gail.
Hello!
It doesnβt cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business.
My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares, accessories and stationery.
Iβm also available for freelance design work and art licensing.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ANYMORE
22.05.2025 17:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my Exeter gig is selling a little slowly - tickets here
exeterphoenix.org.uk/events/robin...
Spot on again from the excellent @mattgreencomedy.com .
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Me: Nearly Monday again. Totally ready for it.
Narrator: But she wasn't ready. She wasnβt ready at all.
Hereβs another song from the new album.
Hear it. See it. Buy it. Share it. Say it. Sorted.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw7d...
Image of library book display labeled:
βIt's A Warning Not An Instruction Manual.β
Books on display:
β’ On Tyranny
β’ Twenty Lessons From
The 21st Century
β’ 1984
β’ A Handmaids Tale
β’ Diary of Anne Frank
β’ Parable of The Sower
β’ Fahrenheit 451
β’ Animal Farm
β’ Brave New World
~TAiLS of a Bookworm
π₯Oxford I'm coming for you!π₯
Sunday May 18 at The Old Fire Station.
ποΈ oldfirestation.org.uk/whats-on/abi...
#standupcomedian #ukcomedy #oxford #oxfordshire #whatsonoxford
Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins
08.05.2025 16:55 β π 29899 π 8473 π¬ 552 π 1422Hello sexy, hereβs the first song off my new album, why not share it? Likes are nice but sharingβs better.
By the way, I didnβt call you sexy just to try to get you to share this, I really do think you are sexy.
youtu.be/m5GF5XJfvKQ
Me, every time I release a new album.
08.05.2025 11:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bloody hell, that's a few years ago! The first one at the Hammersmith Apollo.
08.05.2025 11:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0One of the big treats of doing the Edinburgh Fringe every year back in the day was going to see that fabulous British troubadour Philip Jeays, the Jaques Brel of Bognor. An unsung songster and always great. Iβm thrilled to see heβs got a new album out. philipjeays.bandcamp.com/album/victoria
07.05.2025 06:38 β π 30 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0Thank you!
08.05.2025 09:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My new album is here! Please buy it or listen to it or share it or something. YEAH! (Won't be available on Spotify obvs, because wankers).
philipjeays.bandcamp.com/album/victoria
In honour of the rerelease of Wot Italian? Antonio Forcione & Boothby Graffoe will be performing songs from the album live at The Old Woollen Leeds on May 28th
"DON'T MISS THIS!!!" - Stewart Lee
You can grab yourself a ticket by clicking hereπ
www.seetickets.com/tour/antonio...
The Following People - Vivienne, Theseus, Rory, Glen, & Tom - with Antonio Forcione performing the most incredible machine head solo 3.44 in.
Polar Bear Baby
tickets for Leeds with me & Forch 28th May at the Old Woollen here π www.seetickets.com/event/antoni...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlzf...
Thank you! Yes, I didn't really bother on here as I seem to get no traction at all on Bluesky - I should probably post a lot more often...
02.05.2025 17:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0On the snooker Stephen Hendry said that sometimes when he was playing he used to commentate on his own shots in his head. I used to do the same having sex, but I always finished too quickly because I wanted to find out if I was the murderer.
02.05.2025 00:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What I always loved about your time compering in Dorking was that you did the very opposite to the combative style of compering, you used to get such a lovely atmosphere when people realised they could just talk to you without you wanting to take the piss.
01.05.2025 11:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just plugged you on Facebook - you should be sold out by now.
16.04.2025 10:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0