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Philip Jeays

@jeays.bsky.social

Chansonnier left of centre flare wearing art loving cool grooving jazz digging High Priest of Daddio - former positions include Mambo Pope and Bishop of Durham (excommunicated). YEAH!

91 Followers  |  142 Following  |  34 Posts  |  Joined: 07.11.2024  |  2.2329

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Yeah, well you can prove anything with facts.

13.09.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Doctor uses Reform conference speech to link king’s cancer to Covid vaccine Aseem Malhotra claimed β€˜eminent oncologist’ said jab was β€˜significant factor in the cancer of members of royal family’

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

06.09.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This woman will be protected by generations of crows

h/t: Autumn Buck / firstdatejunkie

06.09.2025 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1784    πŸ” 504    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 107

Our elderly neighbour locked herself out at 3am (dementia), the police recommended phoning an emergency 24 hour locksmith to get her back in - one of them I phoned had a recorded message: 'We are currently experiencing a high volume of calls...'
It's all just bollocks.

15.08.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Hundred is cricket for Americans.

05.08.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Omg, check out Jerome Powell’s reactions to everything coming out of Trump’s mouth lol

Trump is so embarrassing.

24.07.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 673    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 69

I want to join but hate giving out my phone number - please could you remove this as a necessity to signing up.

06.07.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A selection of prints, a cushion, a phone case and a notebook featuring bold retro designs and a photo of Gail.

A selection of prints, a cushion, a phone case and a notebook featuring bold retro designs and a photo of Gail.

Hello!
It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business.
My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares, accessories and stationery.
I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing.
gailmyerscough.co.uk

28.06.2025 08:26 β€” πŸ‘ 196    πŸ” 271    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 19

YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ANYMORE

22.05.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Robin Ince - Exeter Phoenix The Universe and the Neurodiverse is a journey from the outermost planets to our innermost thoughts.

my Exeter gig is selling a little slowly - tickets here

exeterphoenix.org.uk/events/robin...

22.05.2025 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Spot on again from the excellent @mattgreencomedy.com .
πŸ˜‚πŸŒΉπŸ€£

20.05.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me: Nearly Monday again. Totally ready for it.

Narrator: But she wasn't ready. She wasn’t ready at all.

15.12.2024 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 294    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
Philip Jeays - The Rain
YouTube video by Philip Jeays Philip Jeays - The Rain

Here’s another song from the new album.
Hear it. See it. Buy it. Share it. Say it. Sorted.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw7d...

14.05.2025 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Image of library book display labeled:

β€œIt's A Warning Not An Instruction Manual.”

Books on display:
β€’ On Tyranny
β€’ Twenty Lessons From
The 21st Century
β€’ 1984
β€’ A Handmaids Tale
β€’ Diary of Anne Frank
β€’ Parable of The Sower
β€’ Fahrenheit 451
β€’ Animal Farm
β€’ Brave New World

~TAiLS of a Bookworm

13.05.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 26472    πŸ” 6138    πŸ’¬ 426    πŸ“Œ 237
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πŸ’₯Oxford I'm coming for you!πŸ’₯
Sunday May 18 at The Old Fire Station.
🎟️ oldfirestation.org.uk/whats-on/abi...

#standupcomedian #ukcomedy #oxford #oxfordshire #whatsonoxford

12.05.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins

08.05.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 29899    πŸ” 8473    πŸ’¬ 552    πŸ“Œ 1422

Hello sexy, here’s the first song off my new album, why not share it? Likes are nice but sharing’s better.
By the way, I didn’t call you sexy just to try to get you to share this, I really do think you are sexy.
youtu.be/m5GF5XJfvKQ

09.05.2025 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Me, every time I release a new album.

08.05.2025 11:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bloody hell, that's a few years ago! The first one at the Hammersmith Apollo.

08.05.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Victoria, by Philip Jeays 10 track album

One of the big treats of doing the Edinburgh Fringe every year back in the day was going to see that fabulous British troubadour Philip Jeays, the Jaques Brel of Bognor. An unsung songster and always great. I’m thrilled to see he’s got a new album out. philipjeays.bandcamp.com/album/victoria

07.05.2025 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

08.05.2025 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Victoria, by Philip Jeays 10 track album

My new album is here! Please buy it or listen to it or share it or something. YEAH! (Won't be available on Spotify obvs, because wankers).
philipjeays.bandcamp.com/album/victoria

07.05.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In honour of the rerelease of Wot Italian? Antonio Forcione & Boothby Graffoe will be performing songs from the album live at The Old Woollen Leeds on May 28th

"DON'T MISS THIS!!!" - Stewart Lee

You can grab yourself a ticket by clicking hereπŸ‘‡

www.seetickets.com/tour/antonio...

04.05.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Polar Bear
YouTube video by Liam McKinnon Polar Bear

The Following People - Vivienne, Theseus, Rory, Glen, & Tom - with Antonio Forcione performing the most incredible machine head solo 3.44 in.

Polar Bear Baby

tickets for Leeds with me & Forch 28th May at the Old Woollen here πŸ‘‰ www.seetickets.com/event/antoni...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlzf...

02.05.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! Yes, I didn't really bother on here as I seem to get no traction at all on Bluesky - I should probably post a lot more often...

02.05.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

On the snooker Stephen Hendry said that sometimes when he was playing he used to commentate on his own shots in his head. I used to do the same having sex, but I always finished too quickly because I wanted to find out if I was the murderer.

02.05.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What I always loved about your time compering in Dorking was that you did the very opposite to the combative style of compering, you used to get such a lovely atmosphere when people realised they could just talk to you without you wanting to take the piss.

01.05.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just plugged you on Facebook - you should be sold out by now.

16.04.2025 10:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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