Matt Dooyema

Apparently I am not allowed to have Mental Healthcare.
Merry Christmas
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01.12.2025 18:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'll miss you my good boy

31.10.2025 16:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I keep hearing "Gun control doesn't deter criminals". Yes, but speed bumps do slow down speeders.

28.08.2025 01:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don't have sex with comics, they're fucking silly.

24.02.2025 16:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wanted to keep it a surprise, you guys, but the cats out of the bag.... I am taking a hard right turn in my comedy and going by Matt Defense Of Marriage Act.

29.01.2025 04:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am trying to be better about posting on here. Legacy social media has such a grip, but I will do my best.
Anyway, I am on the Monday Night Comedy Show tonight at Springstreet Tavern in NE Minneapolis.

27.01.2025 17:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do you or anyone you know live in St Cloud MN? Come on out next week!

25.12.2024 23:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#USASoccer #ChristianPulisic

19.11.2024 03:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump has repeatedly vowed to repeal birthright citizenship, a hard-earned national legacy enshrined in the Constitution, and it's hard to think of a government action that would be more damaging to USMNT recruiting:

www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-b...

19.11.2024 01:43 — 👍 250    🔁 69    💬 8    📌 1