Maelstrm

Maelstrm

@maelstrm.bsky.social

Tattooed pipe/cigar gainer bear just being social. Always have a weak spot for cigar/pipe smoker, heavy beards and big bellies, so if you hit any of the above, say hey. Outside of that, I'm a man of many hobbies. Gardening, reading, gaming, etc).

839 Followers 341 Following 347 Posts Joined Nov 2024
1 week ago

Only to 96 on my main so far.

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2 weeks ago

Purged when Elon took it over. Plenty of options out there, don't need that one.

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2 months ago

Nice briar!

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2 months ago

As am I. It’s sexy as hell and thank you for giving us a window in to see it.

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2 months ago

Love a man just enjoying his cigar while wandering his house doing the usual things (Christmas usual at least). Leather is sexy and all that, but smoky real life is amazing.

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2 months ago

Is there anywhere you can watch it outside of Canada?

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3 months ago

Erection obtained, target acquired.

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3 months ago

Variety provides options :)

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3 months ago

Damn, deal, just so long as I get to lick the pipe smoke off yours.

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3 months ago
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If I blow smoke on the belly tats, will you lick it off?

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3 months ago
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I know I'm supposed to wait till TUE, but apparently I'm also fat today.

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3 months ago

Briar suits you well (not that cigars don't as well). Would happily lick the smoke of either off that belly :).

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4 months ago

They really are not trying anymore, that's not a name, it's dropping your water bottle on the keyboard.

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4 months ago
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4 months ago

That suck, agree with disengage but also a) Gather evidence, take a screen shot of each account before you block it. b) Once you have a small collection report him to Bluesky and demonstrate the evidence. Hopefully they can block him more effectively.

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4 months ago

Yes

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4 months ago
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4 months ago
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Let terror reign

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4 months ago
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Tummy Tuesday, anyone up for a feeding?

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4 months ago

The uncanny valley is strong.

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4 months ago
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Celebrating Tummy Tuesday.

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5 months ago

It's great, I'm on there all the time.

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5 months ago

The smell of a pipe/cigar shop always takes me to my happy place.

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5 months ago

The head is too big for the body. Uncanny valley here we come.

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5 months ago

This is so cringe.

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5 months ago

Agreed, amazing beard. That said, you know the score is good when hearing it immediately brings you back to the movie. It's rare scores are that memorable and distinctive.

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5 months ago
YouTube
Epilogue / End Title - STAR TREK II : The Wrath of Khan ~ Composed by James Horner // FLUTE COVER // YouTube video by grizzlyflute

Hey Trekkerinos, If you've never heard this before, you should...

Plus Barry is gorgeous with that beard... 🫠

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5 months ago

Wow, hearing that music takes me right back to being a 20s something geek in the movie theatre.

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5 months ago

Same, always have a great, even draw. JR Cigars has Oliva seconds available right now. Same cigar, just with some minor blemish (honestly I can't find it most of the time) and half the price.

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5 months ago

Problematic. Which not being able to spell correctly is, ironically, problematic.

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