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Ms. Wilkins, the daughter of a financial specialist in the aerospace industry (her mother) and a global consumer products executive for Gillette (her father), had lived in London and Switzerland, and for a time attended elementary school at Collège du Léman in Geneva. She is originally from the Boston suburb of Weymouth, but likes to emphasize her time living in Arkansas. "There are just some things the limousine liberal will never understand from the coasts," she recently wrote.

Kash Patel’s girlfriend is exactly the sort of country singer you’d think she’d be. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/28/u...

"Seeks revenge" is a bizarre way to describe "suing over discrimination".

WELL NOW, would you look at that?

A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.

Okay, Robert, let’s look at your Rules of Order. The person is charge is said to…have the chair?”

“Correct.”

“And the one who’s speaking?”

“…has the floor.”

“And it says when you postpone a motion…”

“You table it.”

“I sense a pattern.”

(Hiding flyer for Robert’s Woodworking) “No you don’t.”

I'd be more inclined to believe that Graham Platner is merely a dumbass if he was making different kinds of "mistakes" instead of one very specific type of "mistake" over and over

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

Turns out that elected politicians retaining and acting on any sort of shame was a load-bearing part of the US Constitution

If "stop using the Nazi bar" didn't sway you to leave Substack, how about "keep your ID off the dark web"?

Substack has been rolling out a requirement for users to verify their age (currently only in the UK). They are using Persona, the same Peter Thiel linked company that keeps having data leaks.

You can just say things.

LMFAO I LITERALLY KNOW EXACTLY WHY THIS HAPPENED AND I CAN CONFIRM TO YOU IT'S ENTIRELY 100% ON THE PART OF WHOMEVER PROGRAMMED THEIR PHONE SYSTEM THIS WAY 👇🏽🧵

the former host of celebrity apprentice and the former host of fox & friends weekend are launching bombs and destabilizing the world for generations all because voters decided their biggest issue was a trans kid playing jv tennis with their friends 4 states over

This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

Sebastian Gorka at the 2019 CPAC convention: “they want to take away your hamburgers. This is what Stalin dreamt about but never achieved.”

Liver's cheap because there's low demand for it. If everyone started eating it, it would become expensive. And even if everyone loved it, it's only recommended that you eat it once a week, or you risk vitamin A toxicity. Would be nice if the secretary of HEALTH knew that!

I really can't emphasize enough that you are a complete freak if you care about Boy Scout genitals

Everyone loving the nyc snow shoveling jobs proves a candidate promoting a public works program would do fdr numbers. Because that’s why they were fdr numbers

Not naming names,,, but I googled ya worth

So impressed and blessed for all the brands reaching out to support. thousand and more companies offered to donate product and my team gunna get to it. 🙏🏾🙏🏾

BUT if you a billion dollar company,,, we don’t want a product donation. We want you to sponsor these women + athletes. 👀

Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.

"Why do people love Trader Joe's so much? It's like a cult. Must be the exotic packaged snacks."

To any Democrat who ever said about any issue, "Maybe if we agree with Republicans just this far, they'll stop there," remember that you were wrong, it was obvious at the time, and you really should never believe that again about any issue, ever.

I would like to see Pritzker and Newsom declare a state tax receivership fund whereby citizens pay their federal tax liabilities into a state-run escrow account rather than directly to the IRS.

The state can hold these funds in trust for the federal government until Trump obeys the Impoundment Act.

my uncle runs a place in Anchorage that serves fish and chips, and he named the half portion the "Texas size" which is just an incredible troll

It's extremely funny that Trump one time bought McDonald's for the NCAA football champs because he was too cheap to buy real restaurant food, and now a self-serve buffet of room temperate Quarter Pounders and bottled water is your reward for genuflecting.

the fuckers got what they deserved

Every agent who participated in this should spend the rest of their life in prison.

Minnesota should charge the federal government fees for resources, facilities, and property use for the exact amount being taken away.

They won't start with banning birth control. First they'll lie about it. Then dictate who can prescribe it, use it, fund it, in what forms, and for how long. Suddenly, your doctor won't call you back. I know this is what they'll do because it's what they're doing to transgender healthcare right now.

Yes. More of this.

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