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A mystery wrapped in an enigma, then wrapped in a flour tortilla, served in a tote bag filled with spicy vegetarian chili. UX engineer. Accessibility advocate. Game designer. Musician. Kook.

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Harrison Ruffin Tyler - Wikipedia

John Tyler, 10th US President, was born in 1790. His last surviving grandchild, Harrison Ruffin Tyler, died on May 25, 2025.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harriso...

02.03.2026 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 7
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One of the greatest, Bruce Campbell, announcing he has cancer. Our hearts are with you Bruce, Hail to the King.

03.03.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4981    πŸ” 1627    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 473
Quote from Washington Times editorial board

"[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

02.03.2026 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 37738    πŸ” 5889    πŸ’¬ 4173    πŸ“Œ 1643

There’s a movement to draft Barron Trump, but I think a campaign such as this would be more effective if it impacted someone Donald Trump knew personally.

02.03.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2477    πŸ” 459    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 24

"No stupid rules of engagement" is how you shoot down three of your own F-15s in one day. Just a shocking display of martial ineptitude.

02.03.2026 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4830    πŸ” 1254    πŸ’¬ 101    πŸ“Œ 57

Raytheon Executive: I know you’re skeptical about buying American again. But hear me out. The MIM-104 Patriot is the only surface to air missile system with a proven track record of success against the US Air Force.

Danish Defense Minister: Continue.

02.03.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5377    πŸ” 1202    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 33
Three US fighter jets accidentally shot down by Kuwaiti air defenses, all crew members survive crash, centcom says

inset shows plane was gay and transified.

Three US fighter jets accidentally shot down by Kuwaiti air defenses, all crew members survive crash, centcom says inset shows plane was gay and transified.

EXCLUSIVE An ABC News Investigation reveals the friendly fire incident which downed 3 US fighter jets was caused by a Biden era gay and woke plane. All crew members have survived and are being inspected for trans.

02.03.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 186    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

I don’t think the β€œproblem” is that it’s an abbreviation; it’s that it’s an abbreviation that (right or wrong) is unfamiliar in the US, and basically unheard of here. People in the US (again, right or wrong) self-identify as β€œAmerican”, so the β€œUS-β€œ prefix feels stilted and doesn’t sit right.

02.03.2026 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Ms. Wilkins, the daughter of a financial specialist in the aerospace industry (her mother) and a global consumer products executive for Gillette (her father), had lived in London and Switzerland, and for a time attended elementary school at Collège du Léman in Geneva. She is originally from the Boston suburb of Weymouth, but likes to emphasize her time living in Arkansas.
"There are just some things the limousine liberal will never understand from the coasts," she recently wrote.

Ms. Wilkins, the daughter of a financial specialist in the aerospace industry (her mother) and a global consumer products executive for Gillette (her father), had lived in London and Switzerland, and for a time attended elementary school at Collège du Léman in Geneva. She is originally from the Boston suburb of Weymouth, but likes to emphasize her time living in Arkansas. "There are just some things the limousine liberal will never understand from the coasts," she recently wrote.

Kash Patel’s girlfriend is exactly the sort of country singer you’d think she’d be. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/28/u...

01.03.2026 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4882    πŸ” 983    πŸ’¬ 205    πŸ“Œ 183

"Seeks revenge" is a bizarre way to describe "suing over discrimination".

01.03.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1874    πŸ” 271    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 7

WELL NOW, would you look at that?

A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.

01.03.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3516    πŸ” 1014    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 26

Okay, Robert, let’s look at your Rules of Order. The person is charge is said to…have the chair?”

β€œCorrect.”

β€œAnd the one who’s speaking?”

β€œβ€¦has the floor.”

β€œAnd it says when you postpone a motion…”

β€œYou table it.”

β€œI sense a pattern.”

(Hiding flyer for Robert’s Woodworking) β€œNo you don’t.”

01.03.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd be more inclined to believe that Graham Platner is merely a dumbass if he was making different kinds of "mistakes" instead of one very specific type of "mistake" over and over

01.03.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5558    πŸ” 1078    πŸ’¬ 92    πŸ“Œ 52

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

28.02.2026 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 25367    πŸ” 8615    πŸ’¬ 273    πŸ“Œ 313

Turns out that elected politicians retaining and acting on any sort of shame was a load-bearing part of the US Constitution

28.02.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1305    πŸ” 250    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 11

If "stop using the Nazi bar" didn't sway you to leave Substack, how about "keep your ID off the dark web"?

Substack has been rolling out a requirement for users to verify their age (currently only in the UK). They are using Persona, the same Peter Thiel linked company that keeps having data leaks.

01.03.2026 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 201    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5
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You can just say things.

28.02.2026 08:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4620    πŸ” 1307    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 97

LMFAO I LITERALLY KNOW EXACTLY WHY THIS HAPPENED AND I CAN CONFIRM TO YOU IT'S ENTIRELY 100% ON THE PART OF WHOMEVER PROGRAMMED THEIR PHONE SYSTEM THIS WAY πŸ‘‡πŸ½πŸ§΅

27.02.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 709    πŸ” 325    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 23

the former host of celebrity apprentice and the former host of fox & friends weekend are launching bombs and destabilizing the world for generations all because voters decided their biggest issue was a trans kid playing jv tennis with their friends 4 states over

28.02.2026 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3691    πŸ” 968    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 20
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This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

27.02.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 36804    πŸ” 11897    πŸ’¬ 493    πŸ“Œ 801

Sebastian Gorka at the 2019 CPAC convention: β€œthey want to take away your hamburgers. This is what Stalin dreamt about but never achieved.”

27.02.2026 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2103    πŸ” 635    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 30

Liver's cheap because there's low demand for it. If everyone started eating it, it would become expensive. And even if everyone loved it, it's only recommended that you eat it once a week, or you risk vitamin A toxicity. Would be nice if the secretary of HEALTH knew that!

27.02.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3752    πŸ” 885    πŸ’¬ 345    πŸ“Œ 71

I really can't emphasize enough that you are a complete freak if you care about Boy Scout genitals

27.02.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1828    πŸ” 386    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 8

Everyone loving the nyc snow shoveling jobs proves a candidate promoting a public works program would do fdr numbers. Because that’s why they were fdr numbers

27.02.2026 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 513    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 12
Not naming names,,, but I googled ya worth

Not naming names,,, but I googled ya worth

So impressed and blessed for all the brands reaching out to support. thousand and more companies offered to donate product and my team gunna get to it. πŸ™πŸΎπŸ™πŸΎ

BUT if you a billion dollar company,,, we don’t want a product donation. We want you to sponsor these women + athletes. πŸ‘€

27.02.2026 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3785    πŸ” 689    πŸ’¬ 86    πŸ“Œ 106

Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.

26.02.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 9559    πŸ” 3375    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 86
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"Why do people love Trader Joe's so much? It's like a cult. Must be the exotic packaged snacks."

26.02.2026 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To any Democrat who ever said about any issue, "Maybe if we agree with Republicans just this far, they'll stop there," remember that you were wrong, it was obvious at the time, and you really should never believe that again about any issue, ever.

26.02.2026 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5049    πŸ” 1692    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 38

I would like to see Pritzker and Newsom declare a state tax receivership fund whereby citizens pay their federal tax liabilities into a state-run escrow account rather than directly to the IRS.

The state can hold these funds in trust for the federal government until Trump obeys the Impoundment Act.

25.02.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2051    πŸ” 495    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 60

my uncle runs a place in Anchorage that serves fish and chips, and he named the half portion the "Texas size" which is just an incredible troll

25.02.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5677    πŸ” 595    πŸ’¬ 85    πŸ“Œ 55