it’s 2025 if ur not surrounded by conniving bisexuals who would get implicated in a murder or attempted murder ur doing something wrong
something i find very funny is this show that’s being pushed to me on instagram that’s like “all these people are conniving and implicated in a murder or attempted murder and ALSO they’re all BISEXUAL” like it’s supposed to be shocking. very 2000s very retro. love.
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT MARK SUTCLIFFE
ottawa charge funeral
say what u will abt ridly grieg taking too many penalties… at least he’s funny about it
anytime i want a job a demon called “bebadatinterviewsebub” possesses my body and tanks it for me
mitch marner evil bad man
mitch marner hates lesbians
i saw mitch marner at the devils sacrament
oh just suck his goddamn dick at this point
killyourselfkillyourselfkillyourselfkillyourself
THE CITY OF MONTREAL IS SABOTAGING ME WE NEED A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION #GoSensGo
MY POWER WENT OUT WHAT'S HAPPENING
lost internet connection during the sens leafs game …
tim stützle hauling someone down, accusing him of diving, then skating away and getting brady tkachuk to fight for him ohhhh I love him so much
that is easily one of the funniest periods of the season
did the sens commit a penalty? yea prbly. did they do anything wrong? no it’s the wings
Sens nation is FIRED UP
suddenly I understand evan buckley... my (parasocial) best friend is also leaving me forever...
next steve staios press conference
unironically making Brady Tkachuk cry seems like maybe not the best move before a playoff push but idk
here’s how josh norris can remain a sen for life:
fly high princess 🤍🕊️🌈
steve staios keep one eye open in ur sleep
hearing josh norris is refusing to report to buffalo (he’s tied up in my basement)
No you’re trading the wrong player with a 9 on the back of his jersey!!!!!!!!!
all this meanwhile dylan cozens shoulder will explode in 16 days
