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Life update for those no longer on the Bird App. Peep the left hand 😊 💍

#Engaged #ForeverAfterAll

Very cool of my doctor’s office to not return my call. Guess I’m just a number now that they’ve been paid a pretty penny for my surgery. 😒

Yall.

I made protein pumpkin pie.

Apparently I did not mix the eggs in good enough.

Do you know what it's like to bite into a slice of pie and get hardboiled egg?

0 stars. Do not recommend

Good morning to Tennessee fans only.

Ladies, get you a man who wears your extra jacket because he knows you’re going to need it when you get cold later 🥰

(Josh isn’t high, he just can’t make a normal face 🙄)

About to be a cold one today. Nonetheless, Go Vols!

Always good to get seafood & see my internet friends 🥰 @swiftievol.bsky.social

Poor dude was gone 10 minutes trying to get our checks right

Can confirm. ☠️ 😂

Oh absolutely! 😂

There’s also no way I’m wearing business professional attire to the office IF I even have to go.

Watching Christmas Vacation and it has dawned on me how much corporate culture has changed since this movie came out.
There’s no way I’m calling my boss “Ms. Lastname” or allowing anyone to speak to me in the same way Mr. Shirley speaks to his direct reports.
Just my thoughts 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

Might mess around and actually sign into Teams on time today.

Sitting in this parking lot enjoying my Starbucks because honestly my dog is being an asshole this morning and I just need a minute 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

I’d totally show up since I’m pretty sure I’m not welcome at my family’s Thanksgiving.

Sunday afternoon snoozes with my dude are unmatched.

Hi. I’m new here.