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A mate of my postman told him that in his local council you have to apply for planning permission to put up a Christmas tree!
Even worse the decision is made by a Sharia Court!
Unbelievable. You couldn’t make it up!

Why Are Millionaires Leaving The UK

It’s a shame that landlords never say “if we make them pay more they might leave“.

A mate of my postman told him that in his local council you have to apply for planning permission to put up a Christmas tree!
Even worse the decision is made by a Sharia Court!
Unbelievable. You couldn’t make it up!

This may have been a joke.

A lot of overconfident Reform supporters will have red faces this morning.
No change there then

How do you approach your Russian backers after losing in Wales?
Very Caerphilly.

I hope the buses were okay.

Breaking: Starmer to allow the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to compete at next years Badminton Horse Trials.

Breaking: Starmer to allow the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to compete at next years Badminton Horse Trials.

I for one am more than willing to get twatted in the face my a Maccabi Tel Aviv supporter to prove the UK isn’t anti-Semitic.
I hope you are too.

Liz’s Green Cross Code. Look right, look far right, cause a massive crash.

Brilliant

No

Need to warn you that a load of centrists from Twitter are moving over here.
Please be careful out there

I have met many Americans and I would like to assure everyone that the clowns and hoodlums at the Ryder Cup are entirely typical.

Thought it smelled a bit funny

Beautiful Hackney

Rod Hull and Emu

Managed to photograph one of them immigrants catching a swan yesterday.
disgusting!!!

Chapel wearing swan outfit

Chapel Roan cancels UK tour after immigrant eating her fears

Rod Hull and Emu

Managed to photograph one of them immigrants catching a swan yesterday.
disgusting!!!

Trump and Musk

“Do you think having a pedo dad can give you autism?”

RFK Junior

Scientists have discovered a link between being off your tits most of your life and ending up looking like this.

The American mind will never comprehend the parrots ate ‘em all joke.

Man carrying a huge cross

Vampire hunter spots Trump and Musk entering the building.

Okay, I’ll bite. Who’s this Charlie Kirk gadgie?

Hearing that Trump will be allowing extra immigrants in shortly to replace all the people who are fired after laughing when he croaks

Those eyes!

Happy Caturday from this trip hazard

Trump has formed a private army.
The Democrats are boycotting Disney+