Tigerbumm

Mozzie bites cleared up Iona?

Slightly off topic, but back in the 60s/70s it was common for the drip tray contents to be poured into your pint. It's only beer, after all.

Love and/or marriage?

I used to be a werewolf but I'm all right nowooooooo.

Anything by The Pogues. Played loudly.

Mmm looks lovely. Remember and take the spoon out before you drink the coffee 😂

Sounds good, have fun!

Ah, you made a nice stiff drink. But you made a balls of the other one. 😂

How do you keep your face and hair so clean while painting? I always end up plastered. And not in the way you might expect. 🤣

Quite right...

You deserve Downing Street 😂

You don't want soldiers anywhere near your eggs, believe me 😂 Unless you want them fertilised.

Well done, that's one of your best yet 👏👏 Sadly you can't light a damp squib so no shooting skywards for me 😂

Mine is Duncan. Duncan Donuts.

Happy Halloween y'all

Ha ha, love it 😂

Toilet humour, on a Sunday. Shame on you, vicar.

Do stop complaining, vicar 😂

Milk and two lumps please. And don't forget to stir.

Here's me, aged 7 or 8. And a few (!) years later.

Everything's better when it's unplanned. Although pregnancy might be an exception.

I'm sure you're too young to remember this.....

Aye but whenever a pope dies another one popes up. Sorry.

Next job - head of security, The Louvre.

Nice jugs, you should get them out more often 😜

Let me introduce you to the concept of rail travel. Or air. Or bus. We have all of those up here x

...used to be the Earl of Inverness.

Ooh I'm a Scotsman. Not as hot as you might expect. 🤣

Decorum and Prosecco should never be mentioned in the same sentence. Outrageous and Prosecco are much more appropriate. Enjoy! 🍸