Tigerbumm

There used to be a very good campsite at Troutbeck. I stayed there a couple of times back in the day when I rode motorbikes.

Washing machine: "3 minutes to go". Me: "got the washing basket and pegs ready". Washing machine: "10 minutes to go hahahaha" 😡

When you're on holiday it's always interesting to keep an eye on the neighbours.

I'd never heard of YourParty Scotland until I googled them, so they're not very high profile. Can't see them taking votes away from any other party unless they have a highly intensive campaign. And yes, UK Labour is disintegrating.

Floss: My family's away on holiday so I'm living with my cruel Granny and Grandad. I'm being forced to eat chicken and sleep on this uncomfortable sofa. Please send help.

😂

Poor Ratty, looks like he has a tough existence 😂

Microwave curry here, even easier. And far more radioactive bzzzzzzz 😂

Outside-in ear 👂 😂

"Locker jobs" were regular occurrences in the Army. So were "swamped mattresses". No wonder the Russians were scared of us.

Stressed out and missing your family, Floss? 😂

Floss has arrived at Granny and Grandad's ❤️

Morning Missus, how's Daffers? We're getting our daughter's dog today while she and family go to Disney Paris for their mid term break. Wish me luck 🤞

In Las Vegas you can pay for sex with chips. You can in Glasgow too 😅

Love Minger but we have to keep it in a fridge in the shed and just bring a little at a time into the house 😂

I thought it was a dead sheep that brought Thatcher down.

Rather boringly my regular order is "one-shot latte". Also boringly, I always go to Starbucks because I get discount for being an Armed Forces Veteran. The only thing that varies is the name I choose - sometimes Carlos, sometimes Johnny, and if I'm feeling really adventurous I identify as Homer.

I'm a boomer too. Born in the "baby boom" following WW2. It's not offensive in any way.

Feel sorry for poor old Red. And his mum Mrs Acted.

Yay! My pension is in the bank today. Boo! I have a credit card bill to pay so will be broke again tomorrow. Spare me a fiver for a cup of tea?

Aw two of my favourite blueskyers 😀. Hope Daffers gets in the photo next time ❤️

I had to Google "Bumble". Wish I hadn't now ☹️

Aaah another new expression, 'smilge flannel'. Every day's a school day, thanks teacher 👏

Pop the unholed ones in the washing machine with any red garment, then you'll have loads of pink socks, all matching and no holes. Problem solved.

I lost my real mother in 1961 and my adopted one two years ago. You never forget, do you? 💗

Wait until you hit the 70s. Our conversations start with : "who's died?" and progress to: "what operations have you had?" and end up with: "what's Trump been saying today?" 😂

Tree of DOOM!

She's certainly made herself at home. Bless ❤️

On the bus to Sneck from Glasgow today we had sunshine, clouds, showers, frost, fog, all the seasons in one trip. Glad I had on my thermals 😅