surreptitious cat 🍉🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦

I AM SICK OF BEING SICK 🤒

it feels like my coworkers are always playing the game where you just think of all the different ways you could mildly inconvenience someone

*smooch*

🤷🏼‍♂️

:(

The #transgender wall of remembrance I am working on

potato salad #potatosalad

i hope i live long enough to see the future dirty pair 1985 has predicted

Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.

They graded it.

Bwahahaha.

Caribou are an essential & highly threatened species in Alberta’s boreal forests.

Yet recent Upper Smoky subregional plan ignores detailed expert recommendations, doesn’t include targets to recover #caribou or their dwindling habitat.

WHY?

#environment #protectedareas #wildlife #ableg #abpoli

Sesame Street had him pegged back in 1988.

(condescendingly) Maybe learn something. Maybe read the wikipedia summary of a book sometime

TITS IN THE MICROWAVE #randomthoughts #whyamilikethis

eight leatherbound books all titled "FERNS" volumes 1 through 8

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns

Survey | Republican Party of Alberta

It would be a shame if y’all filled out this survey with nonsensical answers

#alberta #canpoli #fucktrump

albertarepublicans.com/survey/?fbcl...

SCREW YOU CONSERVATIVES WE FUCKING WONNNNN #canpoli

that sounds like a poutine crime

This is a new image from #JWST.

The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way.

Everything else is a galaxy.

Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.

Tuxedo cat lying asleep, curled up on the back cushion of a brown fabric armchair

“Kiki’s Cat Treats of Wisdom #140: You might make funny sounds as you nap. Maybe you’re lying in a way that affects your breathing. Humans do this ‘snoring,’ too! Once in a while, they may tell your vet about it or install a machine that mists the air around you. So, no worries—sweet dreams, kitty!”

'We're citizens!': Oklahoma City family traumatized after ICE raids home, but they weren't suspects A woman says her family’s fresh start in Oklahoma turned into a nightmare after federal immigration agents raided their home, taking their phones, laptops, and life savings – even though they were …

Please highlight this story.

ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.

kfor.com/news/local/w...

Image reads: The difference between Pierre Poilievre and a toilet, is that a toilet has a seat.

#pierrepoilievre

I do care !

Our health care system is broken.

We need to end the disgrace of being the only major country not to guarantee health care for all as a human right.

We must pass Medicare for All — legislation that I will be introducing next week.

Timeline Of Pope Francis’ Life 1983: Briefly considered throwing it all away for a woman named Rosa who told him she liked his shirt.

Timeline Of Pope Francis’ Life
theonion.com/timelin...

bleaching the bottom half of my hair to dye it HOT PINK

wish me luck

#hotpink #hairdye #haircolour

A screenshot of a post comparing No Sleep For Kaname Date art to the Zero Time Dilemma art it is parodying

Didn’t qrt because I didn’t want to shit on everyone’s fun but.

This is actually starting to piss me off now. Just make another zero escape game ffs

BABY GORRRRLY (she shares a birthday week with licorice and he turned 2 on Tuesday)

HOLY FUCK I HAVE BAAAAD MOMMY ISSUES #mommyissues

i have a date on saturday LET’S GOOOOO #lesbian #lgbtq+ #gay #girlongirl

steak n eggs #steak and #eggs