Mario Piumetti

No, no. I save that for when I’m making a stew and I need to keep things from escaping.

I remember back in the Twitter days you told me if you had six months to live, pick the story you want to tell the most. So if you're working on two simultaneous, they must really be holding your attention. Wishing you the best of luck on them. I'm sure they'll be fantastic.

Saw the hint of an ab after today's workout, the suggestion of one. Like, if you squint, you can kind of see it.

#gymtime #fitness

This prosciutto penne tonight turned out way better than I thought.

#foodie #foodporn #pasta

✅ 13 g. olive oil

✅ 4 g. unsalted butter

✅ 56 g. chickpea penne

✅ 112 g. prosciutto, hand torn

✅ 107 g. Roma tomato, diced

✅ 71 g. red onion, diced

✅ 101 g. zucchini, diced

✅ 8 g. garlic, grated

I used fire and sharp things to make this sausage and veggie stir fry. The lime juice really made it pop.

#foodie #foodporn #stirfry

Tomato pizza and a salad on the side. Don’t worry, I’ll undo the damage with popcorn and ice cream later. Plus I got tequila.

#foodie #foodporn #pizza

Wining and dining myself tonight with sausage veggie pasta.

#foodie #foodporn #pasta

✅ Olive oil (12 g.)

✅ Unsalted butter (4 g.)

✅ Chickpea penne (42 g.)

✅ Chicken sausage (1 link)

✅ Sweet onion (98 g.)

✅ Zucchini (112 g.)

✅ Garlic (9 g.)

You should totally get a pet bunny and name him Rabberto!

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So you're speaking rabbit?

That looks REALLY good!

Where's this? Looks amazing!

It's been quite a week, so if you got any good news to share, I'm all ears.

I think I'm having flashbacks.

Wait, what?????

So I'm trying to come up with a new gmail account that doesn't sound so juvenile, and I gotta say, it's quite annoying that every variation is taken. 😤

YouTube video by David Rocklin - The Write Formula How to Know What to Write About

Bad-ass author David Rocklin on an all-too-common problem most writers have.

#writingcommunity

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I serious thought this was for a vampire-themed high school drama from the 90s like Buffy meets Degrassi.

Question -- If I make a bottle of salad dressing consisting only of olive oil, vinegar, salt, pepper, and dried seasonings, it should be just as shelf-stable, right?

The oil I use keeps congealing in the fridge and I'd like to get around this. Thanks.

#cooking #salad #saladdressing

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That seagull now owes you

Misread this as “moon raiding” 🤷‍♂️

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Listening to CREAM and immediately thinking of the Japanese cover version from Shogun World. Because I’m a nerd.

Another year and Skynet still hasn’t done shit!

Oh, NJ. That’s the memory loss. 🥺🥺🥺

'Nuff said. ☕☕☕

Just watched a commercial for a weightless medication. An inflamed pancreas is a possible side effect. But I get to drop five pounds, right?

I've never seen #Highlander and literally just asked if it's about a bunch of people who are high on land.

Today I learned that horses apparently don’t gallop, but clop. 🤷‍♂️

I'm pretty sure there'a a character in the game named Mario or Luigi.

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Presents?