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Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text: Episcopalians on Facebook Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h • Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

15.10.2025 16:10 — 👍 29983    🔁 8519    💬 40    📌 496

That sounds so great. You're doing it in a way you'll keep it off. Congratulations!

09.10.2025 18:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Congratulations! What are you doing for this amazing weight loss?

09.10.2025 17:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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20 paragraphs down in the NBC News story that broke the information that the administration is considering invoking the Insurrection Act is the report that Stephen Miller is driving the issue.

09.10.2025 14:47 — 👍 13973    🔁 5522    💬 701    📌 368

Ok. So. A lot of congress will say they “submitted a letter to forgo pay during shutdown.”

Congress is paid once a month so they have 30 days. Secondly, they want you to believe they are saying they will give up their pay. No. They just hold it until it reopens

01.10.2025 04:09 — 👍 8648    🔁 2499    💬 209    📌 87
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Saudi comedy festival draws big names and backlash Human rights advocates and some comics say the festival, at which Bill Burr, Louis C.K., Dave Chappelle and Kevin Hart are performing, whitewashes abuses.

Human rights advocates and some comics say the festival, at which Bill Burr, Louis C.K., Dave Chappelle and Kevin Hart are performing, whitewashes abuses: www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...

01.10.2025 01:32 — 👍 34    🔁 13    💬 8    📌 3
a scarf that looks like the pelt of a woolly mammoth draped upon the shoulders of the Are You Gonna Go My Way guy

a scarf that looks like the pelt of a woolly mammoth draped upon the shoulders of the Are You Gonna Go My Way guy

Winter is approaching and I'm considering purchasing a Lenny Kravitz scarf. The Chicago winter has broken the spirits of many. I want to lug around a big ol blanket and call it clothes. I am prioritizing comfort this year and that means wearing a comforter to work.

01.10.2025 02:20 — 👍 7912    🔁 468    💬 484    📌 81

Good that you acknowledge the relationship between antisemitism and Gaza.

30.09.2025 02:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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Never let the GOP tell you they support the military, its service members and their families.

29.09.2025 23:37 — 👍 134    🔁 66    💬 9    📌 2

So…let me see if I have this right. The federal government is gonna shut down in 30hrs, and the party that controls the ENTIRE federal government is trying to blame the party that controls NONE of the federal government for the looming shutdown?

29.09.2025 22:21 — 👍 14600    🔁 4508    💬 797    📌 305
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American Racism Is a National Security Threat Foreign bots were spewing much of the racist rhetoric that followed Charlie Kirk’s killing. And yet it gained traction only because there is plenty of homegrown racism to exploit.

Kali Holloway

Foreign bots were spewing much of the racist rhetoric that followed Charlie Kirk’s killing. And yet it only gained traction because there is plenty of homegrown racism to explo...

29.09.2025 22:18 — 👍 16    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

what a decade this year has been

29.09.2025 02:54 — 👍 62    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

By accepting hundreds of thousands of dollars to fly to Saudi Arabia and make jokes about transgendered people at the crown-prince-sponsored Riyadh Comedy Festival, Dave Chappelle and Louis C.K. are displaying fearless defiance of humorless wokeness -- tomorrow in the @nytimes.com

29.09.2025 17:12 — 👍 2260    🔁 290    💬 76    📌 18

I've been trying to keep my stress levels down by ignoring politics this Administration. But I just saw something so shocking I can't stay silent in good conscience. I know I'm behind but I'm very disappointed in Obama and his belief that ketchup shouldn't be eaten after the age of 8. #TeamHunts

29.09.2025 22:19 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
The National September 11 Memorial in New York City during a visit by Vice President Harris on September 11, 2024.

The National September 11 Memorial in New York City during a visit by Vice President Harris on September 11, 2024.

We will never forget the lives lost on September 11, 2001.

Twenty-four years later, we continue to share their stories, support their loved ones, and honor the heroes who responded that day and in the years that followed.

11.09.2025 14:26 — 👍 3842    🔁 912    💬 98    📌 40

There are violent extremists on the left but they are not in charge of the party. You can find them on social media, not in the halls of power.

The violent extremists on the right are in congress, on courts, and sitting in the Oval Office.

11.09.2025 13:48 — 👍 12513    🔁 4018    💬 344    📌 252

The MSNBC commentator saying that most political violence has historically come from the left just once again showed how we suffer from failing to learn history. Lynching, pogroms, race riots, the political violence that ended Reconstruction, and against the Civil Rights Movement. Come on.

10.09.2025 19:36 — 👍 41764    🔁 10373    💬 1430    📌 633
11.09.2025 03:19 — 👍 29    🔁 12    💬 3    📌 0
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Chicken Nuggets Recipe: Crispy, Juicy, and Easy to Make at Home Crispy, juicy chicken nuggets made easy! Learn to fry, bake, or air-fry these flavorful bites at home with our simple recipe and pro tips.

Hey friends! 🌟 Just tried the most amazing homemade chicken nuggets! Crispy, juicy, and super easy to make! Perfect for a cozy night in. 🍗✨ You’ve got to try this! jadarecipes.com/chicken-nugg...

11.09.2025 12:27 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Charlie Kirk, in an interview with Megyn Kelly: "The DOJ should immediately move to unseal all the Epstein documents...Every file should be released to the public." - Sept. 2025

Want to honor Charlie Kirk? RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!

11.09.2025 06:03 — 👍 7259    🔁 2437    💬 243    📌 181
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A U.S. Citizen Detained by ICE for Three Days Tells His Story A conversation with George Retes, an Army veteran swept up in a California raid

Here’s a story that’s becoming all too common: federal immigration agents using racial and ethnic profiling as a rationale for stopping, questioning and detaining U.S. citizens who they suspect are undocumented.

11.09.2025 00:12 — 👍 16626    🔁 6184    💬 460    📌 225

Didn't Newsom say Kirk was one of his son's favorite podcasters?

11.09.2025 07:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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No one would be confused about what is happening here if they saw it in another country.

09.09.2025 18:26 — 👍 11180    🔁 3845    💬 375    📌 176
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Judge Rules Fed Governor Can Remain in Role, for Now

Tons of coverage of her firing.

Very little coverage of this: www.nytimes.com/2025/09/09/b...

10.09.2025 02:28 — 👍 119    🔁 54    💬 2    📌 4

Did you not see any October 2023 footage or are you acknowledging that Hamas is a terrorist organization?

10.09.2025 07:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Again, the irony. Israel lost a war hundreds of years ago so lost the right to its indigenous land. However, Palestine who lost a war much more recently should have the right to retain its land. I'm also for a 2 State solution but I don't see it happening unless Israel is guaranteed safety.

09.09.2025 23:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That's the irony. People talking about Israel being on stolen land when Jewish people are indigenous to the Levant while they themselves live on stolen land. At what point do people stop being indigenous because there are Europeans who have been in the Americas longer than Palestinians in Palestine.

09.09.2025 16:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

American English - ize
-realize
-organize
-specialize

British English - ise
-realise
-organise
-specialise

The ‘ize’ ending is the older version.

09.09.2025 16:35 — 👍 726    🔁 103    💬 34    📌 26

In a bit of good news, the Netherlands has just banned conversion therapy that targets gay and transgender children and adults.

09.09.2025 14:51 — 👍 1343    🔁 264    💬 19    📌 16

Is the loss of reproductive rights for women not a message?
Is the proposed and retracting of civil and voting rights not a message?
Are the Supreme Court rulings not a message?
Is the destruction of your healthcare not a message?
What about kidnappings?
Why do the Dems need to spoon feed you?

09.09.2025 16:17 — 👍 559    🔁 175    💬 34    📌 11

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