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Cayman soldiers join forces with regional counterparts in hurricane-hit Jamaica Cayman Islands soldiers have deployed to Jamaica for disaster relief with troops from Bermuda and Turks and Caicos

Cayman soldiers join forces with regional counterparts in hurricane-hit Jamaica
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17.02.2026 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Jon Stewart said his name is in the files because someone suggested him as an actor.

17.02.2026 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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ALFORD: We're not doing the drop boxes, which led to a lot of mistrust during the 2020 election


BORIS SANCHEZ: Well, a lot of that mistrust was sewn by the president, who made repeated false claims about widespread election fraud when there was none

16.02.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 9978    πŸ” 2565    πŸ’¬ 423    πŸ“Œ 110

If Eric Clapton has no haters, then I am dead.

17.02.2026 07:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really don’t need to hear third party voters complaining about people who voted for Kamala. Look at where we are right now.

12.02.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1990    πŸ” 252    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

After nearly 9 decades of tracking presidential approval ratings, Gallup has decided to end their poll measuring following threats from the orange felon after showing his historically low approval ratings.

This is what cowardice and bending the knee to a tyrant looks like.

11.02.2026 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3799    πŸ” 1139    πŸ’¬ 168    πŸ“Œ 66
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Republicans are still trying to pass the SAVE Actβ€”a bill that would make it harder to vote and disenfranchise millions of Americans. Join @redistrictingaction.org and tell your member of Congress to vote no: act.redistrictingaction.org/a/natl-saveact-cte

11.02.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 15660    πŸ” 7301    πŸ’¬ 454    πŸ“Œ 340
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UNLIKE SineManchin, she said she's in favor of using filibuster carveouts to pass legislation rather than eliminating it in its entirety, which would be disastrous with a GOP trifecta.
It's ridiculous how critical of Harris leftists were for supposedly "pandering to the right," but NP for Talarico.πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ

12.02.2026 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

You're white and unaffected. I come from immigrants. You should've voted harder rather than put us in this position in the first place. Now you offer performative outrage because as the article explains to you ICE is funded regardless. Your vibes don't mean shit.

08.02.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’d like to report a murder.
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07.02.2026 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 12932    πŸ” 2394    πŸ’¬ 490    πŸ“Œ 147
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I know the Fuck Dems meme is the default of Leftists but sometimes the dishonesty used to get there would make a Republican blush. ICE doesn't shut down if their funding doesn't pass but if a natural disaster happened people would be screwed. Should've voted harder.

www.cbsnews.com/news/governm...

08.02.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Palestinians said they would rather Harris over Trump. But people like you have always had a "Fuck you, we know what's best for you" type of white saviorism. It's because you think you're their intellectual betters.

04.02.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yes, FBI? I’m calling to report a murder.

04.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8330    πŸ” 1709    πŸ’¬ 112    πŸ“Œ 74
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I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.

03.02.2026 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 25026    πŸ” 8765    πŸ’¬ 969    πŸ“Œ 488
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Laying in bed trying to pretend I don’t see her standing over me whimpering for a treat.

03.02.2026 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5740    πŸ” 270    πŸ’¬ 169    πŸ“Œ 20

We knew for sure Trump is treasonous when he started suggesting arresting Democrats for treason. His whole projection thing never fails.

But after seeing Putin and other prominent, nefarious Russians all over the Epstein Files....well, now we know for SURE sure.

Penalty for treason these days?

04.02.2026 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1382    πŸ” 377    πŸ’¬ 120    πŸ“Œ 22

Melania should have to testify on the Epstein Files if they Clintons do. She had a closer & longer relationship with Epstein than the Clintons. SUBPOENA HER!

03.02.2026 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 10437    πŸ” 3093    πŸ’¬ 407    πŸ“Œ 167

not saying he's necessarily in the organization, but this skull face mask was popular among members of the Proud Boys a few years ago

04.02.2026 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5540    πŸ” 1174    πŸ’¬ 167    πŸ“Œ 41

I noticed that my child has a "F-ck ICE" button on her school bag so of course I had to have a talk to her about what's appropriate.

Anyway, I told her it's always appropriate to be against fascism and I couldn't be prouder of her.

02.02.2026 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone made $400 a day by staying and watching multiple shows and just scrolling on their phone

01.02.2026 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Them: You are dumb. Every projection showed putting in a way less conservative player would have won us the game.

Me: But we have actual results from the scorers and they said she did not play conservative enough.

Them: You are dumb. Our projections.

I am not talking about sports.

01.02.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here is how it feels like arguing with a certain contingency:

Them: Sports team A was predicted to win by 30 pts by putting in player BS. KH was too conservative.

Me: Okay, but game results show sports team lost by the people who scored because KH was not conservative enough of a player.

01.02.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*shows me data of a poll while ignoring actual exit polls which showed reality* And yet you think I'm the dumb one. This is like smugly posting pregame predictions while ignoring the actual final score and saying your pregame predictions are the real data. Muting you now.

01.02.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that you're making up a strawman to get mad at without once asking me what I think shows what you think about poc. It's the same as when Bernie voter said Black voters were low information because they didn't choose Bernie. Your arrogance is astounding.

01.02.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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And as uninteresting as it is arguing with someone who doesn't have skin in the game, I have better things to do.

31.01.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elon Musk was begging to go to Epstein's parties, and he didn't last six months in the Trump WH which has employed Stephen Miller for 5 years. He might be the most unlikable man in human history.

31.01.2026 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 556    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 7

That's actually the strawman argument you made up in your head.

31.01.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If Leftists voted, then Bernie would have run the Primary in 2016. The DNC can't force voters to pick a candidate. And the Independents who voted in the general said they didn't vote for Harris because she was too far Left. The polls don't mean shit when we see what happens in reality.

31.01.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fellow journalists as soon as we find out a way to financially support Georgia Fort’s legal defense fund we need to boost it as much as possible. I doubt she has the resources Lemon might have. We need to support both of them but she’s not nearly as well known as Don Lemon.

30.01.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 601    πŸ” 205    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 6
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Catherine O’Hara was a genius, a light, and a joy-maker.

What a loss to the world.

30.01.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1023    πŸ” 128    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 14

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