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This is (apparently) a very difficult concept for a lot of people to understand but a military that never has to fire a shot in anger is probably doing its job very well

02.08.2025 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 759    ๐Ÿ” 92    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

This administration and its supporters have no values, no morals, no principles other than adherence to Trump and seething hatred for anything not-Trump. A despicable pedophilic predator is a hero if not-Trump opposed them. They are less than human.

02.08.2025 03:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3904    ๐Ÿ” 885    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 140    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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andrew chen of 3sixteen explaining why you may not feel the tariffs yet

IG 3sixteen

02.08.2025 11:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8265    ๐Ÿ” 2417    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 331    ๐Ÿ“Œ 134

Oh, cool. They've added haptic. I can add it to all my other apps that I've disabled haptic on.

02.08.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This but unironically.

02.08.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Incredible Community Note.

30.07.2025 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10029    ๐Ÿ” 2547    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 254    ๐Ÿ“Œ 69

JUICEBOXES WILL NOT REPLACE US

30.07.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1545    ๐Ÿ” 137    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

NEW: I spoke with a woman named Andrea about her experience being detained by ICE after calling the cops for help during a domestic violence incident.

She was recently postpartum, breastfeeding & put in an all-male facility. She was detained for 2.5 months.

31.07.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3680    ๐Ÿ” 1937    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 126    ๐Ÿ“Œ 204
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So, Molly states plainly what those two perverts were actually doingโ€ฆ

30.07.2025 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 376    ๐Ÿ” 65    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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As we see an 8.8 earthquake hit off the coast of Russia which sparked Tsunami warnings in California, Alaska, Hawaii and Japan, your reminder that the orange felon is working to eventually remove all disaster warnings in the United States. Evil asshole.

30.07.2025 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2872    ๐Ÿ” 851    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 76    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

Honestly, I just want to concentrate on my food writing instead of worrying about the downfall of my home country. How is that even possible?

30.07.2025 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 82    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Done. Good luck.

31.07.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@simplemonkey.bsky.social Hey, I will be teaching 4th grade Math & Science for the 1st time. I'll have 2 classes with 56 plus kids in a Title 1 school. We go back in 1 week. Even a share helps. I have a lot of reward & snack items. Thank you!โค๏ธ

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30.07.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

30.07.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3611    ๐Ÿ” 1736    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 258    ๐Ÿ“Œ 138
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I remember when this happened.

30.07.2025 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32017    ๐Ÿ” 11598    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 767    ๐Ÿ“Œ 561

In high school, I was complaining about how long the school day was and my teacher turned to me and said, "the days are long, but the years are short" and I was like "what the fuck are you talking about you lunatic" and then the bell rang and now I'm in my 30s.

30.07.2025 12:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12650    ๐Ÿ” 1307    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 384    ๐Ÿ“Œ 76

Chuck Mangione was the third celebrity. Hogan was a loser who abused his daughter.

25.07.2025 10:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Powell called out Trump for making stuff up to smear him

"I'm not aware of that, Mr President. I haven't heard that from anybody at the Fed. You just added in a third building is what that is. No, it was built five years ago. We finished it five years ago. It's not new."

24.07.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7886    ๐Ÿ” 1919    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 692    ๐Ÿ“Œ 289

Leftwashing: When people who claim to be on the "left" claim that far-right figures are actually left-wing, based on a few shared positions.

Tucker Carlson is the biggest figure, also includes Candace Owens, Thomas Massie, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Ron Paul, Steve Bannon, Josh Hawley, and Alex Jones.

25.07.2025 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 183    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Nashville Banner: Pregnant Mother in Tennessee Denied Care for Being Unmarried

Nashville Banner: Pregnant Mother in Tennessee Denied Care for Being Unmarried

Forget about what year it is. What century is it?

nashvillebanner.com/2025/07/20/d...

24.07.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18787    ๐Ÿ” 7204    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1351    ๐Ÿ“Œ 733
baby needs pasta grocery store sign

baby needs pasta grocery store sign

rolling up to the Olive Garden like

23.07.2025 11:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10958    ๐Ÿ” 1549    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34
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love when a paywall sounds like itโ€™s drawing a gun on you

23.07.2025 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20283    ๐Ÿ” 2226    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 440    ๐Ÿ“Œ 98
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Incarcerated People with Mental Illness Face Inhumane Treatment in Puerto Rico The Department of Corrections fails to provide basic mental health care to its prison population while spending $80 million on a psychiatric hospital with no clear plan for staffing, operations, or fu...

Incarcerated People with Mental Illness Face Inhumane Treatment in Puerto Rico

periodismoinvestigativo.com/2025/07/puer...

22.07.2025 09:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Texas Lawmakers Largely Ignored Recommendations Aimed at Helping Rural Areas Like Kerr County Prepare for Flooding Texas lawmakersโ€™ inaction on flood prevention often hits rural and economically disadvantaged communities the hardest, experts said.

NEW: Over the years, Texas legislators have declined to pass at least three bills that would create siren or alert systems, a tool that Kerr County officials tried to secure for years before the July 4 flooding.

By Lexi Churchill & @lomikriel.bsky.social, w/ @texastribune.org

21.07.2025 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5388    ๐Ÿ” 2272    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 290    ๐Ÿ“Œ 112

I miss having shared cultutal moments that aren't traumatic.

22.07.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4419    ๐Ÿ” 498    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 74    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
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my girlfriend jade if she was a otter

22.07.2025 06:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1976    ๐Ÿ” 176    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with a beard in a parking lot ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a beard in a parking lot

Good morning to everyone that enthusiastically voted for Kamala Harris๐Ÿค—Happy Sunday.

I just put a pot roast in the slow cooker and all seems right in my world ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ

20.07.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 492    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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