britta

britta

@britta.bsky.social

public defender who screams a lot

52 Followers 33 Following 13 Posts Joined Jul 2023
2 years ago

it’s 10pm and i’m talking to a client that will likely be a felon all because she can’t pay court costs. not a broken society in the slightest!!!!

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2 years ago

an eluding where they neither saw him or caught him and he starts describing the driver of the cop car chasing him and how much they suck at it.

i’m always one to point out when a cop sucks but you know, not when IT IS THE ONLY THING THAT TIES YOU TO THE CRIME

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2 years ago

they ask him if he wants a lawyer.

“no, i’ll be fine!”

he was not fine.

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2 years ago

the best thing about my job is having a winnable case that’s hard for the commonwealth to prove and a client who swears up and down he never said anything. and then getting discovery and there’s a five hour long interview where he says everything

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2 years ago
cat named dumpster who sits on a custom shelf made just for him

he loves his little shelf

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2 years ago

moth dress!

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2 years ago
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2 years ago

i like it because people with auto updates on cannot be trusted

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2 years ago
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me to danny mcbride after watching righteous gemstones for the first time

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2 years ago

i love him

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2 years ago

i can’t wait and he better use it!!!

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2 years ago
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i moved my bed so it’s no longer by the window, which means my cat can’t look out that window, so my dad is building him his own little shelf so he can see

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2 years ago

unfortunately the judge made us have a hearing for this and he didn’t yell at them even once. judge’s little favorites once again!

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2 years ago

do want my first post to be the commonwealth had to cave and get rid of the charges for my two day trial (set tomorrow) after months of us yelling they can’t prove their case

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