Domesticated Cryptid

Purple, green, and black birthday graphic with a little floating Vert silhouette in the corner. It's Vertday! Ways to help me celebrate: Buy me a random household item off Throne. Throw me a tip on Ko-fi for my bills. Hire me or pass my name along to your self-pub friends. Join my Patreon, paid or for free. Follow me on Twitch and Youtube. Follow my storefront pages on Itch and Payhip. Ask me about all the nasty men I'm writing. Wish me a happy birthday. Thank you!

🎂 it's my birthday! 🎂

hi, i'm vert, an Indigenous disabled queer 2S creator, and i would love your support today! some ways you can help:

🎁 send me a gift
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🎁 hire me for books
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thank you! 💜🥳

daily update: $1130 remaining by 11/1, thank you very much for your support 💜

Everyone is fucking playing Bloodborne right now and I YEARN to go back to my beloved but I am THIS 🤏 fucking close to finishing DS3 (idk if that's actually true but I've done a whole lot) and I know if I switch to playing something else I'll entirely lose steam and won't finish for another year

i cannot stress that last point enough

paypal can take your money as compensation if they think you break tos

is it shitty? yes. but they are NOT banks and are NOT regulated or insured like banks are. do not treat them as a bank.. it is a middleman for money.

Book covers showcasing my editing credits, including: Beyond Bringers by Visceral Hit; Knives In Your Eyes and The Night Prince And The Rosefinch both by Roo Fiction; Teeth by Soraya E. Quinn; and Bloodbound by Lily Flower.

Book covers showcasing my formatting credits, including: Beyond Bringers by Visceral Hit; Angel Pearl and The Night Prince And The Rosefinch both by Roo Fiction; As The Devil Drives by Rhem T. Bright; Teeth by Soraya E. Quinn; and Negative Resist by Piamo.

✨ bring me your weird queer indie fiction! ✨

hi, i'm vert. i'm a queer disabled 2S self-pub workhorse, and my books are open for the rest of 2025!

i do editing, formatting, and extras like cover typesetting/design, all with flexible budgeting.

⚡ services
⚡ portfolio
⚡ contact: subvertebra @ gmail

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

Donate to Help Beanbag the Lizard Get Life-Saving Surgery, organized by Jeffrey Comstock Hello there, my close friends know me as Theropod-Art online, but my … Jeffrey Comstock needs your support for Help Beanbag the Lizard Get Life-Saving Surgery

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The gofundme is live!

Please donate or share where you can!

Thank you so much!!!

don’t worry everyone, Microsoft and Xbox Game Studios are still very much so on the Palestinian BDS boycott list, so you can continue not giving them your money.

I take One week off of work and the email fucking breaks. I know I joke that this place would fall apart without me but this just feels excessive

Every time someone gets their Covid shot, RFK Jr loses hit points.

*taps the sign*

Going live with the DnD crew in a few.
My trash child goes to space.
www.twitch.tv/distortionde...

(Art by @dark-e-arts.bsky.social )

Walked into the break room at work to see a note saying "free weird things" and one of them was an ornament full of little bones and rocks that will 100% be coming home with me so today I am very grateful to work with a bunch of weird little freaks 🖤

My #1 red flag is I periodically will get a really strong urge to play League of Legends even though the community is so so toxic that they've made me cry

For safe handling, always remember to clearly label whether your toxic yuri is neurotoxic, hemotoxic, infectious, corrosive, radioactive, carcinogenic, mutagenic, or other.

We back at it with the start of a new arc with our Spelljammer Crew @distortiondevil.bsky.social 's twitch! Episode 9, come give us a look see if interested in some twists on high level fantasy!

This article helped both me and my parents schedule vaccine appointments for today. Important, important, important.

Why does he have the same hairstyle as all of my high school crushes 😭

I've never felt more validated that I'm autistic than right now seeing people sitting outside a coffee shop completely unbothered by the alarm constantly going off right across the street, because that could literally never be me

Loved reading this while leaning on my elbow, I'm sure there will zero repercussions if I keep doing it

Nothing beats the feeling of mental illness leaving your body as you devour two nectarines, a scone, and an entire pint of farmers market blackberries in one sitting

i had someone approach me to work together specifically because i’d worked on someone else’s weird, dark pervert books, so now seems as good a time as any to remind everyone:

i’d love to edit or format your weird, dark pervert books! i do flexible pricing for your budget. come closer.

Over 5,000 Pounds Of Cheese Recalled Due To Listeria Risk—Check Your Fridge Now From Monterey Jack all the way to horseradish.

Sure seems like there have been a lot more FDA food recalls recently. Surely more deregulation & fewer food inspectors won’t have any negative effects on keeping deadly bacteria or broken glass out of our mouths!

This is the 3rd separate company to have cheese recalled for Listeria in the past week

Me: ough why does my stomach hurt so bad 😓

Also me, two hours ago: buys cheesecake, realizes I'm out of lactaid, chooses to eat the cheesecake regardless

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

Hey y'all. I aint going to sugar coat this.

I am not doing great financially. I just had to feed my car 677 dollars so if any of you would like to commission me that would be really awesome. My email is in the quoted post below.

And If you just want to throw money at me:

ko-fi.com/theropod_art

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also, i am about $1000 short on what i need to squeak by on bills by Sept 1st. if you want to help me afford a day off, or hire me for next month onward, toss me a tip or hire me at:

graphics: vgen.co/subvertebra
books: subvertebraledits.carrd.co
other: subvertebra @ gmail

ko-fi.com/subvertebra

That is SO valid, I have simply accepted that I am chronically late for everything and that includes finishing projects 😅