Banannie

Banannie

@heyannie.bsky.social

A woman in a banana costume. Am I wearing it right now? Obvs.

190 Followers 179 Following 2,959 Posts Joined May 2023
3 months ago

I wonder when my family will notice that the giant lump under the rug is actually my entire body?

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3 months ago

Whenever I talk, my front tooth vibrates.

It’s fucking annoying.

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3 months ago

Oh, I’m late but I’ve come prepared with my own sandwich.

It’s sandwich:45

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3 months ago

I’m not going to think about all the weird things I said at the party.

I’m not going to think about all the weird things I said at the party.

I’m not going to think about all the weird things I said at the party.

I’m not going to think about all the weird things I said at the party.

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3 months ago

I know I complain a lot, but I live a pretty wonderful life.

After 5 years of loss after loss, it feels like I’m finally getting ahead in life.
It doesn’t look like what I had imagined it would. And I’m so very happy for that.

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3 months ago

It’s back to multiple medical appts a month for me.

I was doing so well.

Or maybe I was avoiding it all so well.

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3 months ago

Yes! I’m all caught up.

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3 months ago

I think all of our end goal is Sophia.

I’m more of a Rose, myself.

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3 months ago

Ahahaha, I’m so glad Willow ends up a baddy.

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3 months ago

Eh, I don’t know. 28 seems to be the universal quarter-life crisis age. I felt pretty dumb still at 28.

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3 months ago

Jesse was all, there’s a list of episodes we need to watch first, and that’s a total of 4 hours that I probably won’t sit through a second time.

Do I need to sit through it or can we just jump back in?

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3 months ago

Using your age as an excuse only works if you’re under 30 years old.

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3 months ago

I thought I’d miss the rain but nope.

Okay, I miss it in the middle of summer.

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3 months ago

I can’t show up if you don’t invite me.

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3 months ago

Off to the blood depot I go.

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3 months ago

The Misadventures of Having Fucked Up Teeth.

- my new book title.

You want royalties, yeah?

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3 months ago

I wish.

I got a permanent retainer instead 🙄 It’s a metal chain glued down to the back of my lower front teeth.

Tell me that’s bad ass. (It’s totally not 😭)

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3 months ago

Somehow, I have MORE metal in my mouth now.

Glued in place for the next decade.

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3 months ago

Oh, I’m being told it’s a very light grey 🙄

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3 months ago

No.

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3 months ago

Was today the day I had my braces taken off?

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3 months ago

Oh that’s so sad!

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3 months ago

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

I’m okay, it’s okay. That was terrifying, but it’s fine!

Fog. Can’t see shit. AAAAAHHHH.

Oh, rain! Hello rain, it’s been awhile. Hydroplanes all the way to my appointment.

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3 months ago

My day so far:

I’m going on an adventure!

The roads are so clear, the sun is shining! The snow is so pretty!

Wow, that’s a giant pothole.

Okay. That’s a bit of snow.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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3 months ago

Pantone’s colour of the year is slightly less than bright white and people are already losing their minds.

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3 months ago

Whole new one.
The broken one was 28 years old and busted its motherboard and gas valve. The funny thing is, I had it serviced by the same company that swore it would last a few more years. It worked right up until they serviced it. Ha. They didn’t charge me for that service call.

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3 months ago

I’m so used to not meeting my own goals. Ha. They’re just suggestions at this point.

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3 months ago

This is brutal news for 350 families here. The company blames “fibre shortage” and while everyone and their dog will have a response to this, most will avoid the uncomfortable truth that logging companies here have cut too much, too fast, for too long, in too many places.
#bcpoli

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3 months ago

Yay… I’m so tired.

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3 months ago

Crackers and Bella 😢 Our fur babies never live long enough.
Charles is already missed so much.

The tears eventually stop, but keep the Kleenex handy.

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