@schneckenjunge.bsky.social
Trans, autistic, queer, disabled, artist, teacher, biter, baker, furry, photographer. Unprofessional and too far left for most polite conversation. Three snails in a trench coat, several coping mechanisms with a driver's license.
Kinda wild when you think about it
Spiderman overpowered Bucky and Captain America
But struggles somewhat against Green Goblin
So Green Goblin is probably stronger than Captain America
This was a beautiful crack in an otherwise very stressful day so far. Thank you.
A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
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I don’t want to quote the person asking about why the trains are so dirty though I largely agree with their assessment. But often the cleanliness of Japan is attributed to cultural norms & while that plays a part the answer is that in USA we chose to fund police instead of train custodians.
Life is wild and thus I exist in a liminal state. Here, some pictures to remind you I'm alive.
Manufacturing employs 11m, tourism 12m.
#richkid
#amateur
The average American diet requires about 2 acres of land per person per year (and that’s food grown and raised by people who are experts at growing and raising food)
I care less about Signal chats and more about the blacksite offshore concentration camps we're sending random people to without any semblance of a trial, so I'll be interested to see if the national media can rub their bellies and pat their heads at the same time this week. Historically they can't.
Rip Chief Pontiac, Odawa leader, died this day 1769.
"They came with a Bible and their religion, stole our land, and crushed our spirit, and now tell us we should be thankful to the Lord for being saved."
This is known as a “Holy Ghost”
When they get upset at your other alienation techniques, ask if they are having big feelings.
“Every American should be chilled to the core by the overwhelming display of constitutionally protected speech we found on this deviant’s computer and phone,” Kash Patel said
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If you get old enough, and travel any at all, you start to meet the same people over and over. They are different humans. But they look and act so similarly as to be one person. Maybe that's just my weird pattern recognition. #humans #neurodiverse
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We got all corners west of the 405.
It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests
thank you for reaching out! unfortunately, you’ve contacted me outside of one of my few daily hours of energy and motivation. please try again tomorrow
“Sauve qui peut”. This is a French phrase that translates to something like “run for your life!” or “every man for himself!”, indicating a chaotic or dangerous situation. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.
More than half the drop in America’s total fertility rate is explained by women under the age of 18 now having next to no children
Aka yay! Good news!
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Normally my winter is chock full of mindfulness photography.
This winter has been weird.
When things get overwhelming: make a list
Guys like joe rogan are funny because they still think smoking weed that they buy legally from places that look like an apple store makes them hunter s thompson
If my cat doesn’t like you, I probably won’t either. 😼
Stop letting unfunny men tell you there’s something wrong with you for not getting their “jokes”. Stop fake laughing. Let their reality reflect the truth of how fundamentally they misunderstand humor. Neuter their ability to use “it was a joke” for emotional cover. Make them see nobody laugh.
So how’s it going so far?
Stood outside for hours in the mid-20s temperatures in DC on Inauguration Day 2009 and we were proud to be there, freezing our asses off. The Smithsonian museums opened up after so we could go inside and warm up. We are about to be led by such punkass bitches.
🚨 hey just a heads-up to everybody. this is not a big deal, but i really feel like the best place for the cheese grater is the second shelf to the left of the sink, above the plates and bowls. some of you keep putting it in the utensil drawer, and it takes up way too much space there. thanks!
Oooh, what a good thought! I would very much like to keep this one so I’ll just write it down and then it’ll be mine forever, so while I look for a pen I’ll just repeat it in my head over and over and over and that’ll make sure I don’t aaaaand it’s gone
I wish there were more crocs in this picture.