UH-OH!

UH-OH!

@uhohthedog.bsky.social

uh-oh, blue retriever, good for nothing, cobbled together like frankensteins monster 🔞18+only I follow my makers, puppeted by brushy

90 Followers 3 Following 18 Posts Joined Nov 2023
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3 months ago

owwww brooo

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1 year ago
a traditional illustration of an anthropomorphic blue retriever dog, wearing piped black gym shorts and a cropped muscle tank that says "cum" in all caps. he's lying on his side, propped on his elbow, licking his leg up and grabbing his toes with his free hand.

a sexy gorgeous portrait of me by @dandy-tender.bsky.social

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1 year ago

thanks :)

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1 year ago

YAAAAY

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1 year ago

*brings an entire wardrobe into your room that takes up half the space*

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1 year ago
a photo of a bright blue retriever dog fursuit. he is close to the camera and has one stupid looking droopy eyelid. he's wearing a black t-shirt with white text that says "in dog years I'm dead" a photo of a bright blue retriever dog fursuit. he's standing back from the camera, hands in front of him, leaning slightly. he's wearing a white ringer shirt with black piping that says "cum" on it in all caps collegiate font a photo of a bright blue retriever dog fursuit. he's standing back from the camera doing a sweet lil stupid innocent pose. he's wearing a red collar and a black cropped muscle tee that says "good boys get treats" in white a photo of a bright blue retriever dog fursuit. he is standing closer to the camera again, giving a thumbs up, looking like he's never had a thought in his life. he's wearing a white ringer shirt that says "I heart toxic waste" in black text with a red heart

omg t-shirt fashion show! 😃

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1 year ago

literally stop taking pictures of me without asking.....

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1 year ago

they are quite large

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1 year ago

which ones 😀

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2 years ago

come hang out and help take pics of me lmaooo

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2 years ago
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ass pats literal

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2 years ago
a flash instax photo of Uh-Oh, a bright blue dog furry, standing in a dark doorway of a hotel room. he stands about 15 feet away from the viewer, staring dead eyed, hands at his sides, smiling. his shirt has indecipherable, long text on it.

room service

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2 years ago
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‼️

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2 years ago
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huevos

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2 years ago

i love myself too (talking about jacking off)

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2 years ago
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i feel like u havent even been listening to my 3 hour long explainer on the unclear existence of rabies in pre-columbian central america....?

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2 years ago

does anyone know where to get horse ecstacy. ecstasy. i never remember how to spell that word. ecstasy for horses

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2 years ago
uh-oh, a bright blue golden retriever furry, leans over a short rock wall at lake michigan. he is wearing a yellow hoodie and no pants, showing his phat ass. he looks over his shoulder like he's glad to see you.

hey.

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