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@craig-killie.bsky.social

Your job's a joke, you're broke, your left back's Garry Hay. Terrace Podcast contributor (with no idea how to link to their account from my profile)

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@footballcliches.bsky.social Landed in Spain earlier and realised my first tentative "gracias" at passport control is a bit like a goalkeeper getting a touch of the ball early in a big game. Settles the nerves.

05.06.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
New Order - Crystal (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by New Order New Order - Crystal (Official Music Video)

Was just listening to New Order's 2001 single "Crystal" and was taken right out of it by
an instance of "iconic football commentary in things" at 29 seconds.

It's a common phrase, and not even the right one, but the intonation and timing is spot on.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=KVMy...

10.04.2025 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The next episode of 16 to 1!

Tony Anderson and Sean Elderbrant have themselves an epic battle as @craig-killie.bsky.social quizzes them on:

๐Ÿค” Falkirk's 2023-24 campaign
๐Ÿค” Hibs' 2003-04 League Cup
๐Ÿค” The life of Jim Leishman
๐Ÿค” Hamilton Accies' 2013-14 season

Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/121871...

11.02.2025 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐ŸšจNew pod hosted by @craig-killie.bsky.social of @terracepodcast.bsky.social out now!

๐Ÿšจ๐ŸšจAbsolute bumper podcast
๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟTake the High Rodallega
๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ‘งTop tier Spice Girls puns
๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ‘คLiverpool, Villa & Spurs
๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ชโšฝ๏ธGerman Prem scorers
๐Ÿค”๐ŸšจFraud father

Listen now! (Finish later)

12.02.2025 11:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

About 8 minutes into Friday night's Death in Paradise (S14 E2) for a For My Sins Corner

09.02.2025 21:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

115 seasons โœ…๏ธ

07.02.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Could definitely knock Jack Walton down with one on that evidence

07.02.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Keeper took a foul throw in the Celtic v Young Boys game last week.

27.01.2025 11:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are correct, but this was before there was a Welsh league.

22.01.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

St Mirren players trudging over to applaud an empty stand under the disco lights, it would break your wee heart.

02.01.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Scottish Football Crossword #1 Irish defender with over 100 top flight apps for Kilmarnock, Motherwell, Hibs and St Johnstone (2007-2014). (6); Scottish Cup winner with Inverness, later had a spell with Dundee. (8); Celtic midfield...

I put together a Scottish football crossword as a wee Christmas treat, feel free to have a go. crosshare.org/crosswords/X...

25.12.2024 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

CBeebies really cutting across the nonsense today with their "IT'S WEDNESDAY" ident.

25.12.2024 09:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Vintage Martin Boyle, a 1-0 Rangers pumping, refereeing shocker โ€“ย Scottish Premiership review
YouTube video by The Terrace Scottish Football Podcast Vintage Martin Boyle, a 1-0 Rangers pumping, refereeing shocker โ€“ย Scottish Premiership review

Scottish Premiership weekend review!

@craigfowler86.bsky.social & @craig-killie.bsky.social discuss:

๐Ÿฅฌ A vintage Boyle display
๐Ÿค” Valakari's strange XI
๐Ÿ St Mirren impressing with 10
๐Ÿ˜ A refereeing shocker at Fir Park

Watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hUT...

Listen: open.spotify.com/episode/1HRh...

23.12.2024 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not showing it at all appears to be the answer

19.12.2024 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very curious about how the "as it stands" table is going to work in the Conference League broadcasts tonight.

19.12.2024 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In both Adelaide and Brisbane it was also notable that there were loads of Christmas events put on by the cities, completely free rather than sublet out to private companies.

Even at tourist attractions it was refreshing to not feel like everything was an opportunity to empty your pockets.

19.12.2024 10:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just back from 3 weeks in Australia, and while I'm sure they have their own problems, it really highlighted the state of the UK at the moment.

Proper investment in infrastructure, pricing to encourage people on to public transport (50c per journey in Brisbane, regardless of mode or distance).

19.12.2024 10:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's the return of 16 to 1!

After a one season hiatus, our quiz show tournament is back for another series.

16 Terrace contributors go head to head in a knockout format, officiated by quizmaster @craig-killie.bsky.social, to find our ultimate Scottish football trivia champion.

17.12.2024 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chris Sutton is co-commentator for nearly every Scottish Premiership game on Sky.

10.12.2024 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So desperate that he didn't even initially give the penalty?

07.12.2024 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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canโ€™t stop looking at this graph

26.11.2024 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 247    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 33

That's where personal responsibility comes in, if you don't think it's safe to travel, don't.

23.11.2024 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Obviously if a pitch is unplayable (or has a high probability of being), the conditions around the actual stadium are bad, or a team can't get there, fair enough.

But do we really want to be starting to call games off if a handful of away fans might not be able to make it?

23.11.2024 12:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably my most "old man yells at clouds" view is about whether we really need to expect the whole country to grind to a halt if there's some slightly bad weather.

A lot of people willing football games to be called off because of bad roads 100 miles away or whatever.

23.11.2024 12:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

boosted to 58 with:
@tyronemsmith.bsky.social
@craig-killie.bsky.social
@pieandbovril.com

22.11.2024 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would imagine the South American sides would be their first choice as invitees, but after them there wouldn't be many teams with a bigger support out there I'd guess.

22.11.2024 10:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chance to get further major tournament experience, and also in the same place as the World Cup which would help if we qualified. Downside is players getting a bit less rest.

22.11.2024 10:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, but these domain names as part of handles look terrible and I'll be amazed if they're not gone within months.

22.11.2024 10:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Going to float a daft idea here. Due to being in a 4 team group, Scotland won't have any qualifiers in June, but will be required by UEFA to play. The CONCACAF Gold Cup takes place in the summer in USA/Canada and has a space for an invited team. Lots of downsides, but could see many benefits.

22.11.2024 10:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

More realistically the big daft long handles will have to go

22.11.2024 10:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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