Thom Watt

Idea.

Make the next Old Firm game five minutes long.

Manchester United have just lost to a team with "winner winner, chicken dinner" on their shirts.

Don't know about you, but I think it's a good idea if the winners of the last trophy of the season go into the Champions League draw.

My daft band has a new video. Doing all of this independently and it's exhausting. If you could give it a wee like/share, that'd be lovely. If you don't like it, that's your problem, I'm afraid.

YouTube video by SLIME CITY SLIME CITY // YOU DO THE MATH(S)

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Thanks for all the love on our new record 'You Do The Math(s)' so far!

Please give it a wee like/share on YourTurb if you haven't already, that'd be class wee guy behaviour.

The 4 most interesting League Cup last-16 ties

Joel Sked and Thom Watt ponder whether St Johnstone are a better team than last season, if Stephen Robinson can get St Mirren back to Hampden, and wonder what David Gray will do with his team selection.

Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/136561...

I am becoming increasingly anxious about:

1) The Government’s lack of meaningful response to this, and indeed the pandering to it.

2) The way it’s being covered by broadcasters.

The webslinger's colours are simply too sectarian for Glasgow.

It's brilliant!

I recognise the integrity of the Emmys as much as the next man, but how will they choose the best guest performance between (checks notes) Martin Scorsese playing Martin Scorsese, Dave Franco playing Dave Franco, Ron Howard playing Ron Howard or Anthony Mackie playing Anthony Mackie?

Give me Dan Smith over them.

Yacht rock shite. Less edgy than Hall and Oates. Pish.

I don't get the 1975. Pish.

Leo Sayer and three PR shots of Brewdog James.

25 years + of imposter syndrome. Instantly cured by thinking about Kaspar Schmeichel.

If the peak of comedy is pretending you can't see people wearing camouflage clothes (and it is), then the trough of comedy is asking people carrying musical instruments if they've got a gun in there.

The 12 best full-backs/wing-backs in the Scottish Premiership

As more than half the league plays a three-at-the-back system, we're changing it up. After much deliberation from the team, @thomalexwatt.bsky.social and Euan Taylor talk you through our countdown.

Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/125390...

What on earth has happened to Tony Doc's Dundee?

Gary Cocker joins @thomalexwatt.bsky.social to discuss:

🔵 The keeper conundrum
⚪ The impact of back to back 6-0s
🔵 Dropping the back three
⚪ The need for experienced players

Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/123805...

Scozia! The Rise of Scots in Italy

In the first episode of a new series, @thomalexwatt.bsky.social and Duncan McKay talk about the many Scots who are becoming cult heroes in Italy, their own love of Italian football and how this season's run-in is shaping up.

Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/123332...

Definitely something up with the Wikipedia app,but not in a bad way @mogwai.scot

Ah Robert Burn.
He was a famous Scottish Poe

The next episode of 16 to 1!

@craig-killie.bsky.social asks the questions as @thomalexwatt.bsky.social & Scott McClymont battle it out. The subjects:

🤔 Kilmarnock’s 2021-22 season
🤔 Aberdeen’s 1990 Scottish Cup run
🤔 Scottish players called Scott
🤔 Jim Goodwin

Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/16-to-...

Analysing the Scottish Premiership's January window signings (part 1)

@thomalexwatt.bsky.social and Gary Cocker chat about the Scandinavian Ricky Foster, Mexicans and Panamanians, Calvin Ramsay’s sliding doors and wonder what St Johnstone are up to.

Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/120061...

Aberdeen FC: A vibes check-in

@thomalexwatt.bsky.social joins @craigfowler86.bsky.social to chat:

🔴 The five-game winless run
⚪ The battle for second place
🔴 Shayden Morris
⚪ Squad rotation
🔴 The best option up front
⚪ What's still an incredible season so far

Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/118186...

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David Hughes @david8hughes [sees girl reading The Catcher in the Rye] "Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] catches all that frickin rye."

Mysterious island has appeared above Glasgow. Will explore later.

I wish it was a smarter one than this. But it's not.

The latest in my three-times-per-year series of "That New Guided By Voices is good" is due, I see.

To be fair she does look like a chicken.