Mike Schmidt 2

For now, though, stepping away from this. Too much happening. Thanks for the fun, everyone.

ALSO THIS IS MIKE 2. NOT MIKE 1. DO NOT FREAK OUT THEY ARE STILL HERE AND FINE.

sequelitis

Considering logging out of this account. Other interests have been taking my time. This was extremely fun, though - and I might bring it back closer to Fnaf Movie 2. I always did and still do have plans for this beyond 'a random clone(?) of Mike', so maybe sometime I'll expand on it.

Really, it's like the whole company fell into some kind of "hope people don't notice all the bad stuff" mindset. I'm shocked they're still even vaguely around.

They're also so cheap they reuse attractions from old, closed locations. Including whole animatronics. You'll never believe how I found that sort of thing out.

... Freddy's.

I got the Freddy's Special from Freddy's. I'm almost positive the tomatoes in the sauce were, like, the toy tomatoes you buy in a kitchen playset for kids to learn how pots and pans work.

Kids can always get killed by normal people, even without animatronics that don't follow any safety regulations. But I'll give you guys the benefit of the doubt, mostly because I really really hope your history is better than ours.

... Ooooookay, I feel like I just stepped into a competition I didn't know existed...

... but if this Chuck E place is another mascot pizzeria, I might have to pass and go to someplace that just. Makes pizza. No additional catch.

... I'm gonna push aside the elephant in the room for the moment and just say pizza's lost its luster after I tried the Freddy's special.

Everyone has pizza. Half of the people I know are associated with bear robot hell world.

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◾ Setting: AR/VR | Normal | Ruined Pizzaplex | Between the code
◾ Themes: Canon-compliant, horror.
◾ He/Him | Bi, but gay leaning.

I think I need to eat something besides buttered popcorn. But popcorn is so cheap...

... huh. Fair point. Sometimes I forget about the differences.

You know what happens when the power goes out.

Power outage.

a man in a blue shirt is dancing in a field with the word kepler on the bottom left ALT: a man in a blue shirt is dancing in a field with the word kepler on the bottom left

"I... AM STEVE."

Steve has lit the portal into Bluesky!

" ... From one blue-animal place to another.

Well.. the last one turned into a letter X. Lets hope here is better. "

No issue. You're the one who got hit by a car.

(He settles into the chair.)

Speaking of, how's the news on that? Not in here for long, I hope?

I've got the whole "no home computer" bit going on, remember.

... no, I meant "trying to watch a late night show but you want to fall asleep". Comatose was not literal.

It's always a war, though. Watch late night stuff or become comatose.

Vampire family issues. I think half the reason I started watching it is because the vampire guy has blue skin and it was visually distinct.

... shoot, I dunno. Maybe 8? I never tune in when it starts, it's always a late night "I might fall asleep any second" thing.

... I just kinda don't do animals much, I guess? And it's hard to keep track. There's a lot of types.

Wish I knew dog types. I've got no idea which they are.