Are you calling Trump the anal passage between the GOP and Russia?! 😬🤣

Exactly. I want to know who drops money in to that man’s bank account.

President Kelly? 😁🤗

Trump got played. What a rookie. The art of the deal & his pardon power is slipping. Got out & gave him the finger. Good! Trump is slipping & got played like a fiddle! No honour among thieves. Can’t trust a crook it seems! 😀

Sylvester Stallone & 2 dicks from Kiss. 😔 Looks like a great event. 👍

We all know that the football peace prize is the best one! 😳🙄😬

Pizza pie! 😍

The USA was a smoking crater until I became president. I wrote The Star Spangled Banner & built the Statue of Liberty with my bare hands. All the beauty queens at the pageants used to enjoy it when I walked in on them changing. All my kids really love me & Melania & I still have sex! 🤣👍😉

Oh defo. Just as an extra side note for you along the theme I also love the song, “People Watching,” by Sam Fender. Give it a listen if you haven’t already. 🙏😍

Led by the nose by a sweet talking heroin addict who believes whatever nonsense is posted by Russian bots on Twitter. Yes if only you could’ve known. 🙄

Maybe if Tish James was throwing a ham sandwich? Maybe get an indictment then?! 🤷‍♀️

I’m sure Tapper thinks that when Trump is fart napping during cabinet meetings he describes him as, “Going to his mind palace!” Like he’s fucking Sherlock Holmes’s or something! He’s sleeping at work, shit posting at night like a crazy troll & getting IV’s & MRI’s like they r going out of style.

Fully agree.

Naps are good. 👍 NOT WHILE UR AT WORK THOUGH! 🤡

Hopefully you can scrub crap like that off when he’s dead.

It’s like a pile of pus that talks.

I think I preferred it when he was sleeping. America can you put him back to sleep please?

He could be a science professor. Maybe he’s making a discovery in the lab! 

Today’s handy summary. 👇 My parents would’ve said re the US administration - All mouth & no trousers.

Every idiot who has crawled up that old man’s ass from his administration will surely be unemployable, jobless & obselete when he dies in a couple of years, right? No one will want them surely? The stink will be too much.

Hearty!

@captmarkkelly.bsky.social
@governor.ca.gov
@govpritzker.illinois.gov
Platform to run for the presidency. You need to address the American people & say, “The process of gathering evidence to prosecute these chucklefucks is underway.” And then when in office- DO IT!!

Distance!! 🗣️🗣️ Did Admiral Bradley bring u guys coffee once?

I hope all of the ridiculous f**ks in Trumps orbit are rendered unemployable & sweeping up roads when he’s dead. What is their plan when that happens?

Yup Ted. That’s our Donald. Walks in while ur changing! 👍😉

I hope all of his kiss ass accomplices & complicit, fawning media are all rendered unemployable after he is 6 feet under. Imagine trying to get back to serious politics & serious journalism after this shit show. No thanks. Take ur Trump stained CV & 🤬 off!

Him, Bubba Bill & a foot long - reunited! 😉😂

I at first read that as senior porn story which I think could work too! 🤣

Aw. It’s cute how Trump gives all his misfit stalkers jobs!

Love Leslie Nielsen. Love his moves. Love Police Squad. They don’t make ‘em like Leslie. He was truly one of a kind. 😍❤️