Pensive Panda @jopawiz - Bluesky Profile

Your phone shouldn’t be allowed to ring before 7am.

09.08.2025 11:16 — 👍 32 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0

I will never stop calling people “dude”

09.08.2025 02:10 — 👍 79 🔁 27 💬 11 📌 0

a man in a suit and hat is giving an excellent work sign Alt: a man in a suit and hat is giving an excellent work sign

07.08.2025 01:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cartoon of two ghosts saying sending extra love Alt: a cartoon of two ghosts saying sending extra love

05.08.2025 00:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A painting of a bird next to the words "blah-de-blah fuckin blah"

28.07.2025 22:08 — 👍 423 🔁 74 💬 0 📌 2

I would like it to be October now please

18.07.2025 19:26 — 👍 169 🔁 50 💬 17 📌 0

If you love something set it to music.

02.06.2025 12:32 — 👍 262 🔁 104 💬 11 📌 0

Being nice is getting me nowhere from now on I shall be evil instead

08.06.2025 17:46 — 👍 71 🔁 21 💬 11 📌 0

squidward from spongebob squarepants is sitting on a blue beach chair Alt: squidward from spongebob squarepants is sitting on a blue beach chair

19.07.2025 21:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Right, I've been awake for an hour - I think that deserves a nap... 🐼😪😴

18.07.2025 10:33 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A new fan makes for a happy panda today... 🐼😊😊

18.07.2025 10:30 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

A painting of a bird next to the words "what in the almighty fuck"

16.07.2025 22:05 — 👍 480 🔁 66 💬 3 📌 6

a panda bear is laying on its back on a tree stump with its paws up . Alt: Pandas rule!!!

Good morning to all those who appreciate pandas... 🐼😊😊

16.07.2025 09:10 — 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

a white dog with a red bow around its neck is looking at the camera with its mouth open ALT: a white dog with a red bow around its neck is looking at the camera with its mouth open

Went to see Superman last night. I was not disappointed... 🐼😊😊

16.07.2025 09:07 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Surviving each week is exhausting.

12.07.2025 04:37 — 👍 27 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0

Tomorrow is another opportunity to be just as tired if not more than you are today

11.07.2025 10:30 — 👍 147 🔁 55 💬 5 📌 1

For some reason, this panda was never all that good at playing hide and seek... 🐼😱😱

12.07.2025 15:58 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

This panda's said it before and he'll say it again. This heat is really unpleasant... 🐼🥵🥵

12.07.2025 15:56 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Oh for fucks sake. Fine. I’m awake.

09.07.2025 11:17 — 👍 40 🔁 15 💬 3 📌 0

09.07.2025 11:07 — 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I wanted to be nice but everyone has to keep being stupid... 🐼😒😒

09.07.2025 10:51 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I don't go around asking people why they're so loud all the time, so why they persist in asking why I'm so quiet is more than a little infuriating.

I'm quiet because nobody ever cared what I had to say to begin with... 🐼😒🙄

09.07.2025 10:51 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

A painting of a bird beside the text "you're gonna rot your brain with this shit"

21.06.2025 21:10 — 👍 482 🔁 80 💬 4 📌 12

This panda can't stand the heat and really wishes it would just go away now... 🐼😒😒

21.06.2025 23:30 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Brownies, flapjacks and ice cream. Sometimes you just have to treat yourself, you know?... 🐼😍😋

21.06.2025 23:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you answer work messages during your lunch break it automatically restarts your lunch break time.

I don’t make the rules..

04.04.2025 16:51 — 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

a panda bear is eating a piece of bamboo in the grass Alt: a panda bear is eating a piece of bamboo in the grass

27.05.2025 19:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A painting of a bird next to the words "just what in the fuck"

26.05.2025 13:08 — 👍 416 🔁 63 💬 1 📌 9

Solitude, beer and music. What more could one want from this long weekend?... 🐼😊😊

26.05.2025 21:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A painting of a bird next to the words "thankfully stupid shit is your area of expertise"

25.05.2025 14:08 — 👍 421 🔁 58 💬 1 📌 7

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