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I first read fecal as farcical, but it works nicely either way.

I’m sure it’s been done.

As I got older, the adjustment I had to make was get get the prep work done well enough that after the trial day was over, I would go home and get a good night's sleep rather than staying up fine tuning at the margins of the case.

Thank you for your coverage. Is it possible to post the filed documents so that readers can review them in full?

Attribution is for little people.

I swear they have a chat bot generating all these responses.

I’m sure the second came free after the first purchase. *fails to keep straight face*

You should frame this.

If the FBI gives you $50,000 as part of an undercover scam, but has to drop the case, do they send you a 1099?

Goddamn, this is great. The part at the end — you’ll know it when you see it — made me laugh so hard that I startled the dogs.

"Burning to the ground," I tell ya...

I generally try and give people the benefit of a doubt, but Stephen Miller is just plain evil.

To be fair, finding a way to photograph Miller in a flattering way would be a steep challenge for the photographer.

Absolutely not, but the Trump DOJ has a presumption of irregularity.

It was a legitimate motion. A stopped clock is right twice a day.

@annabower.bsky.social has gift for legal reporting on Trump litigation. She manages to:

(A) get the facts and law correct,
(B) use language understandable by non-lawyers, and
(C) capture the through the looking glass absurdity of the proceedings

www.lawfaremedia.org/article/the-...

Well, he did promise to lower prices for consumers.

Every accusation is a confession.

We need a bigger blackboard.

Exhibit A for the Posse Comitatus lawsuit.

I am seeing the US Attorney as Roberto Duran, only repeating, No Bill, No Bill.

People on work release get better equipment.

One of the reasons for the lower court “defiance” is that the lower courts are trying to construe shadow docket decisions in a way that is consistent with prior law, which is no easy task.

Objection. Assumes facts not in evidence.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of guys.

Your work had better be done; your wife may kill you.

Who needs that silly takings clause anyway?

So that’s what happened to the Oklahoma Education Superintendent. I knew there was a benign explanation. ;-)

John Roberts, Chief Justice of the United States Supine Court.

Unfortunately, the alternative was Senator OZ.